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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by Dream of Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

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Dream of Omnimaga

I didn't know that O.O. Can't we just put ductape on the power button to keep the soldering iron running while it's on the floor? :P
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aetios

#361
This happened on Telegram today.
Quote from: telegram
[aeTIos]
switzerland is the best land for watches and knives
[pimathbrainiac]
'merica
[vijfhoek]
You don't get an American watch
You get watched by Americans


also @DJ Omnimaga
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on February 09, 2016, 07:54:00 PM
I didn't know that O.O. Can't we just put ductape on the power button to keep the soldering iron running while it's on the floor? :P
There's a lot of soldering irons without a power button. They just turn on once you plug them in. (Most actually do this)
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Dream of Omnimaga

Lol at your quote. Also I miss Vijfhoek D:
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novenary


c4ooo

QuoteDJ Omnimaga   IIRC when I had to reformat my phone after installing 5.0.1 it restored most of my settings, desktop layout and redownloaded my apps
DJ Omnimaga   I just lost my music, videos, etc
DJ Omnimaga   and I lost   
c4ooo   the game

Dream of Omnimaga

Damnit, I just lost from my own quote >.<

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Dudeman313

But that is the point...you cannot roam about Code Walrus without losing the game....
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Dream of Omnimaga

#367
It depends. THe game is mentioned much less often here than Omni (although more than it was last year), so often it can take a long while before it happens. Usually, 99% of the time where we lose it's when @Streetwalrus is around :trollface:

EDIT: @aeTIos nailed it :trollface:

QuoteIvoah   It's almost 90º F in the sun at my house   3:06:49 PM
aeTIos   F stands for Fail   3:07:04 PM
aeTIos   in the same vibe, C stands for Cool   3:07:32 PM
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JWinslow23

Quotec4ooo   Whats the point of c when you have asm?   8:29:28 PM
DJ Omnimaga   lol   8:29:34 PM
c4ooo   Whats the point of asm when you can edit the code directly with wires?   8:29:44 PM
c4ooo   Whats the point of computers if you can do math in your heAd?   8:30:00 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Je suis BASIC/ICE/Axe   8:30:06 PM
c4ooo   Whats the point of having a head if you can just be a bacterium?   8:30:37 PM
DJ Omnimaga   don't you mean walrus?   8:30:49 PM
DJ Omnimaga   cuz everything revolves around walruses, right? Tongue   8:31:02 PM
c4ooo   Whats thepoint of making copies of your self?   8:31:02 PM
c4ooo   Ehat is the point of life- if repruducion'sbonly poiny is to mantain life?   8:31:38 PM
c4ooo   *reproduction's only point is   8:31:56 PM
DJ Omnimaga   What's the point of English when you can spell like c4ooo on a mobile device? Troll   8:32:02 PM
c4ooo   Whats the point og spelling?   8:32:16 PM
c4ooo   Whats the point of whats the point uestions?   8:32:35 PM
DJ Omnimaga   anyway   8:32:36 PM
DJ Omnimaga   food time   8:32:37 PM
c4ooo   Whats the point of whats the point of whats he point questions?   8:32:58 PM
c4ooo   Whats the point of whats the point of whats the point of whats the point of whats the pointyduhydhdhhdh   8:33:24 PM
*   c4ooo BOOM   8:33:32 PM
DJ Omnimaga   i think you can stop now <.<   8:33:34 PM

Dream of Omnimaga

Lol yeah I lol'ed at one point but then it got spammy :P
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caleb1997


Warning: This segment is really, reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllyyyyy long. And it's not really funny, but here it is. Click on the button at your own risk.

[spoiler]caleb1997 I'm on a computer 3:39:09 PM
JoeYoung nah, they haven't 3:39:12 PM
caleb1997 that won't install anything 3:39:17 PM
caleb1997 which is why 3:39:25 PM
caleb1997 I am not playing 3:39:29 PM
JoeYoung but you're already playing minecraft on it, right? 3:39:33 PM
caleb1997 minecraft 3:39:33 PM
JoeYoung oh 3:39:37 PM
caleb1997 If I could, I would. 3:39:52 PM
JoeYoung computer doesn't have java? 3:40:02 PM
JoeYoung cause you can play minecraft without the launcher if it does 3:40:26 PM
caleb1997 No, just blocks all downloads,. 3:40:27 PM
caleb1997 Nor can I run it from a falsdrive 3:40:41 PM
caleb1997 flashdrive* 3:40:46 PM
caleb1997 because it won't read anything plugged in 3:41:01 PM
caleb1997 the USB port. 3:41:11 PM
caleb1997 :banghead: 3:41:18 PM
caleb1997 Trust me, I've tried. 3:41:24 PM
JoeYoung wow 3:41:46 PM
caleb1997 It gets annoying. 3:41:55 PM
caleb1997 Really annoying. 3:42:02 PM
caleb1997 :'( 3:42:27 PM
caleb1997 :mad: 3:42:33 PM
caleb1997 because usually, I can download it. 3:43:05 PM
caleb1997 If I can't download it, I run it from a flashdrive. 3:43:17 PM
caleb1997 But I can do neither here. 3:43:28 PM
caleb1997 And what really sucks is that the software used to do this 3:43:45 PM
caleb1997 cannot be uninstalled 3:43:52 PM
caleb1997 at all. 3:43:56 PM
caleb1997 I've tried many angles, but none of them work. 3:44:26 PM
caleb1997 Turnging the whole computer towards a singular program usually works 3:44:57 PM
caleb1997 turning* 3:45:00 PM
caleb1997 because it can bring all of its processing towards deleting that one program 3:45:31 PM
uCaleb Well, you could say that with less spammyness 3:45:37 PM
caleb1997 But it did not work here. 3:45:42 PM
caleb1997 The first (and only, so far) time that that method has failed me. 3:46:02 PM
uCaleb What are you even talking about? Your computer is a library computer or something that's all locked? 3:46:53 PM
JoeYoung he's not being spammy, I don't blame him using the webchat 3:47:02 PM
JoeYoung you're just being needlessly picky 3:47:13 PM
caleb1997 It's inserted into the core OS, so removing it would mean hacking into the boot files.... Which are also blocked. By this program. 3:47:20 PM
caleb1997 It is nigh on impossible to remove. 3:47:52 PM
caleb1997 So yeah. 3:48:00 PM
caleb1997 That's why I'm not playing MC right now. [/spoiler]


Arrrgghhhh.....
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Dream of Omnimaga

#371
Note that sometimes it is best that you don't take 100% of what JoeYoung says seriously. He sometimes tend to be on the trolling side like Nikky (although the latter does it much less often), but with different views. :P They rarely do it, though, so we are usually fine with it, but if you have concerns you can always PM staff. ;)
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Dream of Omnimaga

Warning: NSFW-ish :P

[spoiler]aeTIos   it starts with a D   12:36:39 PM
Streetwal   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)   12:37:08 PM
aeTIos   you know whats hard   12:37:26 PM
aeTIos   m... d...   12:37:28 PM
aeTIos   MOTHAFOCKA DIAMOND   12:37:41 PM
[/spoiler]
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Dudeman313

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Dream of Omnimaga

That just happened on Cemetech as I was browsing by:



Basically, guy was being spammy and rude (he normally always brags about how he does awesome stuff but refuses to show any evidence of it) and got banned, then Nikkybot had his say :P

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