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#1
@JWinslow23 been talking about calendars lately so I thought I would upload this tool which I made in 2014 for printing calendars. Saves me quite a bit of money! Good for stinges.  :D

http://www.mediafire.com/file/w3047zbtqv85lsz/CALv1.zip

screenshot...... below
#2
in this game you will have the oppurtunity to throw things at me and shoot me with a machine gun while i insult you
:note:  THIS GAME IS NSFW AND FEATURES SWEARING

#3
PC, Mac & Vintage Computers / Mateo Quiz
July 25, 2017, 10:17:48 AM
Ok probably can't be bothered to make this into a game now as the questions are completed and I am busy with Mateo Face Drop.
I'm just gonna shove ya all the questions and answers so you can read them. Enjoy!!!!!

BOOM

(   /    this is a tick )

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MATEO QUIZ

the mateoconlechuga tribute quiz game

based on mateo's past lives

-

In one of his past lives, was/hmm MateoConLechuga did/hmm what etc....

1) Was a knight of the round table
2) Once punched a woman                     /

1) was a celibate monk
2) had sex with a lion an elephant and a sheep     /

1) got plenty of exercise
2) weighed 19 tonnes because he ate chips only        /

1) always said 'x 1000' when he insulted someone cleverly
2) never said 'x 1000'                                        /

1) was known as aids baby
2) cured the sickness of others as he was jesus           /

1) was born on the pakistan/india border
2) was born on the india/pakistan border            /

1) organised 17,000 world wars        /
2) was a peace protestor

1) mateo ruled the world as a kind king
2) mateo was a thief and a beggar           /

1) was a baby tyrannosaurus rex
2) was a baby tripod too small for cameras   /

1) was a small piece of cellophane
2) was a small hole in a piece of cellophane      /

1) HE SAW A MASSIVE MECH COMING AND WAS SCARED      /
2) he saw a massive mech coming and was overjoyed.

DOES THIS GUY HAVE NO LIMITS

.............

EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T EVEN JESUS

YEAH TAKE IT



*EDIT*
this game was going to feature a small section of audio at the end of the game, performed by me and my friend DJ Rob Roy, Rob starring as 'the voice' of mateo patio...... thought I would provide the script. I am playing myself.


Me-

yes mateo what? im writing a script for our quiz game?


Mateo-

my program doesnt compile

did you put a bug in it?


Me-

of course i didn't

let's see it then

is that it?

a?

put a semi-colon on the end


BOOM

no mateos were harmed in the making of this quiz game.
#4
Well I couldn't resist it so I'm posting the mockup of my front screen.

I sure hope @MateoConLechuga doesn't see this.....

:thumbsup:



*Edit-*

Second screen mockup now attached, enjoy.
sorry for the spelling mistake, i just noticed

if you don't know what this is about... see competition thread here
https://codewalr.us/index.php?topic=2160.msg58736#msg58736
#5
Randomness / Is mateo patio a thing??
June 19, 2017, 07:59:53 PM
So I was speaking to my friend the other day who works at a DIY shop, he was telling me that this chain of shops in UK are now importing a unique type of patio tile from the US for patios and outdoor garden areas, called mateo patio. Apparently each tile has a picture of @MateoConLechuga 's face on it.

Can anyone verify this??

Ok bai


*EDIT
does anyone have a mateo patio if so can we please have a pic? ok thx
#6
Other / Got some bad news for y'all guys
June 06, 2017, 02:31:36 PM


oh yes
#7
Randomness / Nick Hewer's Good Cars (NSFW) [NSFW]
April 30, 2017, 09:24:06 AM
a few years ago i invented 2 nick hewer based boardgames, look him up

here is a screenshot from the program i made that simulated a game.....
WARNING: THIS CONTAINS BAD LANGUAGE AND IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK
apart from that just try and enjoy it  ;D

Spoiler


in this game you can see you are collecting businesses by buying them off Nick
at the end, the winner is the person to cut up their property cards with a pair of scissors
#8
I created Juice image viewer as a custom image viewer with exactly the functions I need.... have a look at the page here....
http://futurerave.uk/juice.php
#9
Randomness / So, Kotuism - what is it?
April 23, 2017, 02:35:19 PM
As some of on the forum know I recently started my own religion..... the full details of which are contained in my blog here......
http://futurerave.uk/blog.php

So far I only have one follower - the first initiatite was @p4nix from this board

If any of you read the blog and decide you want to become a kotuist, just post as much in this thread! It's free and we need to get the numbers up

Thanks for your time!!! Yay!!!! Woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!   8)
#10
Randomness / How untidy is your desk??
April 22, 2017, 11:54:23 AM
How untidy is your desk??

I rate mine 3 out of 5 what do you think

#11
Drawing & Animation / kotu's art
April 21, 2017, 07:00:43 PM


CAUTION: DO NOT CLICK THE FOLLOWING SPOILER IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, AS IT CONTAINS SWEARING

Spoiler
#12
This poll will run for 90 days.
#13
Ok so haven't really shown my VJ apps on here before, although they have always been on my website. There are two ;)

The first tries to generate live visuals in response to the music. It only works with certain types of music :( , but is not too bad. Here is the page ------ > 
http://futurerave.uk/imager.php
It is currently a free download (and although it just says 'supports windows 10', supports backwards to XP as well)
here is a pic of it working.... you might need to play with your soundcard mixer settings (the record settings - even though this program doesn't actually record audio, but it does capture it)


*EDIT*
Forgot to add my second VJ program - this one is just for displaying text on the screen - but it could be pretty useful for a VJ, or a promoter, or a DJ! It was made in response to a 'how do I do this' thread on a music/dj forum. Again, a free download....... page here ----------->>>>
http://futurerave.uk/onscreen.php




ALSO here is a video of the Imager app..
#14
Randomness / archangel comeback
April 06, 2017, 07:39:23 PM
the archangels are coming back @MateoConLechuga

first off, it's 'star man'
yay, i'm black because i cant see!
i am star man

http://www.artsedona.net/albums/album_image/3958827/7338770.htm

yay it's rodane
you look like kris ludds.
are you gay?

http://www.artsedona.net/albums/album_image/3958827/7245024.htm

thank heaven for justinius. thanks a lot
http://www.artsedona.net/albums/album_image/3958827/7245032.htm
are you saying i look like andy hamilton!! you are a poof!

real kris l;udds
f*** you
http://www.artsedona.net/albums/album_image/3958827/7245021.htm

i'm not jewish!!




http://www.artsedona.net/albums/album_image/3958827/7245025.htm
YOU ARE A CUNT
i swear i did not say anything  8)

seth's dad is not a baby remix
http://www.artsedona.net/albums/album_image/3958827/1221636.htm


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THREAD CLOSED

#15
Randomness / announcing massive cenobites victory
April 06, 2017, 07:06:24 PM
massive victory for gay cenobites REPEAT massive victory for gay cenobites

Oiram is a thing
#16
Other / How old are you?? (poll)
April 05, 2017, 03:35:39 AM
pretty sure the results are anonymous on polls
#17
Tech, Science & IT / What OS do you use?? (poll)
April 05, 2017, 02:41:32 AM
Just wondering what OSes people on here use.

You are allowed up to 2 votes each.
#18
Other / An email I wrote today
March 22, 2017, 09:59:02 PM
Hi Michael thanks for the email, I enjoyed the webpage.


The one thing I am worried about currently is human-device integration. That is the main thing I am worried about ie. implants within the eye or brain to give a heads-up display etc. I think things like this could go badly, especially if largely adopted. I have seen on TV, one leading scientist saying human-to-internet connection via brain (I think) implants are a good idea, a great potential and the way forward. I think something like this would be a disaster, and I think that scientist is a big stupid idiot who should (really) be killed or sent to Spain to live. Actually that was a joke I have nothing against Spain. France! (joke again). The Arctic.


I hope you do not live in the arctic.


However I predict these bad things will not happen.


However I do see potential for one or two advanced technologies at around 100 level tech (current Earth tech is level 3-4).


One is a device called a gorgon which is a type of robot designed for fighting and indistinguishable from a human woman. The reason she is 100 level tech is that her CPU is housed inside an atom. This is possible using miniature subspace technology. The miniature subspace developments will allow her CPU to be


(A) totally flat and, if normal size, would be wider than the entire universe (star width). The reason it has to be flat is that this is what allows free will! It is an advanced CPU.

(B) wrapped around and in between the protons and neutrons of the atom and still be remaining flat by distorting physical space / space-time.


Production of these units was limited to two. Actually three. Meh.


The other 100 level tech I call unified universal gear drive system.and will power cars. The car has one gear only and behaves more like a animal (for example a gerbil) in its gearing up and down. The car has two cogs, a front cog and a back cog. The cogs change size and the number of spokes (?) changes. This leads to complications with cog spacing but the car is run by a clever CPU. The chain changes size etc and is the hardest part of the car to produce.


So, there are no gears, just an accelerator and a brake. The car can be powered by a manufactured (ancient technology) binary star system in standard subspace.


The end!

hAVE A NICE DAY


Disclaimer. I am not insane

Btw horsepower 130,000 BHP per ton will be standard. You are not allowed one of these cars. Bye now


(-_(//));
#19
Today I visited Bristol Zoo which is near where I live. Couldn't get many good videos but here are the ones I got.  (-_(//));

Seals, penguins, and, as a bonus, some Lemurs!







Yo!!!!!!!!!!!
#20
Other / Divination and Tarot
January 19, 2017, 12:22:08 AM
From my site.......

"QCards are a basic divination technique I invented suitable for beginners or experts."

"QPrint lets you print a deck of cards or choose a card/cards randomly for a reading."


http://futurerave.uk/qprint.php

tested

(c++ random number generation IS good enough to do this effectively. it's as good as having a real deck)

im an experienced semi-intuitive psychic and can prove this (probably) to anyone who wants a reading
just pm me
#21
Other / Biorhythms
January 18, 2017, 10:08:53 PM
Ok we have had a star sign thread so why not a biorhythms one!

I am not actually sure if this is made up and false or actually true, but it is interesting. It says that we have a physical cycle (23 days), an emotional one (28 days) and a intellectual one (33 days). Go to the following page and enter your date and year of birth, then it gives you graphs for these cycles (and a few others). Interesting.

http://www.procato.com/biorhythm/
#22
Tech, Science & IT / Who likes Han?
December 25, 2016, 07:16:28 PM
Who likes Han I love him. here he is, and he's gorgeous! (not gay)



#23
DJ suggested I start this topic as I have several small animated cartoons (6) on my website plus (11) video blogs which I have made with various friends. The content is supposed to funny and relevant, but the videos in particular DO feature some bad language, so be warned. Although there IS a warning on the site in any case. The Cartoons have no swearing, and feature a young boy who turns into a lice ninja.  :)



Here is the link to the page on my site with this stuff........

http://futurerave.uk/extras.php

The Cartoons are at the top of the page and the Video Blogs are toward the bottom. Ignore the other stuff (or dont ignore it if you dont want to ignore it lol)

Spoiler

here is a taste of what is to come WARNING bad language!  [+immature]  should be fun  :crazy:
http://futurerave.uk/video/podcast1_section2.webm

enjoy!!!
much love kotu

all your feedback will be welcomed, even ideas for blogs would be good! anything you want discussed!!

o  o  o
#24
Other / What is your Star Sign?
December 10, 2016, 11:29:53 PM
Me Cancer (Water Cardinal)

  - water - sensitive, emotional

- cardinal - leader
#25
Tech, Science & IT / What amp do you own?
December 10, 2016, 04:23:38 PM
Cambridge Audio Azur 351A (Silver)

#26
PC, Mac & Vintage Computers / C++Builder
November 09, 2016, 08:08:02 PM
Does anyone use C++Builder? it is a mighty tool.

I still use Turbo C++ 2006 free edition which came with 100 years license

* kotu runs
#27
Other / Scenery in your country (user photos only)
November 09, 2016, 01:08:05 AM
This thread is for showing the countryside and wildlife from your country. User photos ONLY. Be sure to say which country it is. Thanks!

Here is some from UK ..... of moorland

haytor - dartmoor


haytor - dartmoor


quantocks
#28
This is my new game Blackspace it should be ready in a week or two then I will carry on work on Kill Cmnd. It is for PC.

Here is how it starts.



#29
This topic was suggested by @p2 and focusses on getting keypress events in java.
It also features some tile rendering code which I made previously.
It features a little walrii, who you can walk around a map.
Also pressing space will change the terrain.

Here is the code.... hopefully it will explain itself.... if not then just ask what you want explaining!

Many thanks

Here is the source code....... the first file contains all the keypress stuff, the second two files are the tile rendering stuff. Feel free to use both if you want

TileTestApp.java
package tiletest;

import javax.swing.JFrame;
import tiletest.TileArea;
import java.awt.event.KeyListener;
import java.awt.event.KeyEvent;

public class TileTestApp implements KeyListener
{
private int m_walriix = 280, m_walriiy = 180;
private boolean m_keyDown = false;
private boolean m_keyUp = false;
private boolean m_keyLeft = false;
private boolean m_keyRight = false;
private int m_bgTile = 0;

public void keyPressed(KeyEvent e)
{
if (e.getKeyCode() == KeyEvent.VK_SPACE) {
m_bgTile++;
if (m_bgTile > 7) {
m_bgTile = 0;
}
}
if (e.getKeyCode() == KeyEvent.VK_LEFT) m_keyLeft = true;
else if (e.getKeyCode() == KeyEvent.VK_RIGHT) m_keyRight = true;
else if (e.getKeyCode() == KeyEvent.VK_UP) m_keyUp = true;
else if (e.getKeyCode() == KeyEvent.VK_DOWN) m_keyDown = true;
}
public void keyReleased(KeyEvent e)
{
if (e.getKeyCode() == KeyEvent.VK_LEFT) m_keyLeft = false;
else if (e.getKeyCode() == KeyEvent.VK_RIGHT) m_keyRight = false;
else if (e.getKeyCode() == KeyEvent.VK_UP) m_keyUp = false;
else if (e.getKeyCode() == KeyEvent.VK_DOWN) m_keyDown = false;
}
public void keyTyped(KeyEvent e)
{
}

TileTestApp()
{
JFrame frame = new JFrame("kotu java demo");
    frame.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.EXIT_ON_CLOSE);

// add TileArea to the JFrame here
TileArea tileArea = new TileArea(600, 408);
frame.add("Center", tileArea);
frame.pack();
    frame.setVisible(true);
    frame.addKeyListener(this);

// load tileset
TileSource tiles = new TileSource("all-3.png", 24);

//----
for (;;)
{
if (m_keyRight) m_walriix += 4;
if (m_keyLeft) m_walriix -= 4;
if (m_keyUp) m_walriiy -= 4;
if (m_keyDown) m_walriiy += 4;

for (int x = 0; x < 25; x++) {
for (int y = 0; y < 17; y++) {
tileArea.drawTile(tiles, m_bgTile, 3, tiles.getTileSize()*x, tiles.getTileSize()*y);
}
}

tileArea.drawTile(tiles,  2,  1, m_walriix, m_walriiy);

frame.repaint();

try { // wait 10ms to avoid any flicker
    Thread.sleep(10);
} catch(InterruptedException ex) {
    Thread.currentThread().interrupt();
}
}

}

public static void main(String[] args)
{
new TileTestApp();
}
}


TileArea.java
package tiletest;

import java.awt.*;
import java.awt.image.*;

public class TileArea extends Component
{
private static final long serialVersionUID = 1L;
private BufferedImage m_image;
private int m_width, m_height;

public TileArea(int width, int height)
{
m_width = width;
m_height = height;
m_image = new BufferedImage(width, height, BufferedImage.TYPE_INT_ARGB);
}

public Dimension getPreferredSize()
{
        return new Dimension(m_width, m_height);
    }

public void paint(Graphics g)
{
g.drawImage(m_image, 0, 0, null);
}

public void drawTile(TileSource tileSource, int tilex, int tiley, int x, int y)
{
Graphics2D g = m_image.createGraphics();
    g.drawImage(tileSource.getTile(tilex, tiley), x, y, null);
}
}


TileSource.java
package tiletest;

import java.awt.*;
import java.awt.image.*;
import javax.imageio.*;
import java.io.*;
import javax.swing.*;

public class TileSource extends Component
{
private static final long serialVersionUID = 1L;
private BufferedImage m_tiles;
private int m_tileSize;

public TileSource(String filename, int tileSize)
{
m_tileSize = tileSize;
try {
m_tiles = ImageIO.read(new File(filename));
}
catch (IOException e) { // no need to do anything here
} // m_tiles will be null anyway

if (m_tiles == null) {
JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "p2, no! could not load tileset.");
return;
}
}

public int getTileSize()
{
return m_tileSize;
}

public BufferedImage getTile(int tilex, int tiley)
{
if (m_tiles == null) {
return null;
}
return m_tiles.getSubimage(tilex*(m_tileSize+1)+1, tiley*(m_tileSize+1)+1, m_tileSize, m_tileSize);
}
}


You will also need to include this image in your project (from p2's game)


#30
who else had an XT??

mine was 4.77Mhz, 10Mb hard disk, CGA graphics. i ran msdos 3.3 and quickbasic

i remember PGA tour golf - in 4 colour CGA
xenon 2 - in monochrome
zork
and
leather goddesses of phobos.

these games were amazing and these are the ones i remember best..

so who else had an xt? (im 38)
#31
Other / goofs
October 19, 2016, 05:15:02 PM
getting a bit confused by DJs quote and his ad which he placed

i figured maybe what he wants is for us to post lists of shopping lists

i will go first.

here we go... i just bought this...

___________________________________
a 500gm pack of grapes
2 packs of salad
i vanilla yoghurt
2 3oogm packs of sag aloo
1 lemon
1 pack piri piri hummus
1 pack baked strawberries, for fun
430gm pack macaroni cheese
2x1L juice drink (pressed+puree - not from concentrate)**
2 pints cows milk cows milk is holy
2 thin base vegetable pizzas!!

although this list is, i am actually not a vegetarian
although i have been before in the past (15+ years)

this stuff will last me a few days!

after that i eat nothing but dead rats for a week.
then 3 weeks on the sugar and fags.
then i drink silt from a lake.
FINALLY I INJECT MOLTEN METAL INTO MY SKIN
then back on normal food for a bit.



**apple 33% orange 21% pineapple 21% mango puree 15%
passion fruit puree 5% banana puree 5%
this stuff is quite thick and i think it is good
for bodybuilding. no more data
#32
Gaming / Best graphics you have ever seen
October 03, 2016, 02:48:21 AM
I like



and


#33
I hate touchscreen phones

I want buttons on my phone which I can press

Does anyone else on here hate touchscreen phones?

(-_(//));
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