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Offline Juju

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Derp Puncher
« on: April 08, 2016, 04:44:06 pm »
By gameblabla



WARNING: This game contains cartoon gore material and death of cute things. Please do not play if you don't want this.

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« Last Edit: April 26, 2016, 04:11:30 pm by DJ Omnimaga »


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Re: Derp Puncher
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2016, 05:50:00 pm »
How come I can't get past 764 for my HS?  :-|
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Re: Derp Puncher
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2016, 06:58:07 pm »
This game has some weird scoring system, once you figure it out you can get a very high score.
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Re: Derp Puncher
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2016, 07:02:36 pm »
I got 5422, could've gone higher, but I got bored :P
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Re: Derp Puncher
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2016, 07:12:42 pm »
Yeah, same with Rubby Bird, you can increase your high score indefinitely until you get bored. Speaking of which, that would fit slightly better if it was Rainbow Dash and Pinkie was holding the chainsaw. >.> Anyway, that reminds me of all those Flash games back in the early 2000s, those games were everywhere.
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Re: Derp Puncher
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2016, 07:41:11 pm »
Oh, I see. The pony's health regenerates. I guess I could have gone farther if I didn't have more pressing matters to attend to(like Lunch).
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Re: Derp Puncher
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2016, 11:40:00 pm »
I wonder if @Sorunome would like this game :trollface:

Kidding aside I lol'ed at first, even if I like Derpy :P. Nice to see some member games up there and this one actually doesn't make my CPU fan spin like mad like Opossum Massage Simulator Web. :P
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Re: Derp Puncher
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2016, 07:10:35 pm »
How old is your computer?  O.O
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Re: Derp Puncher
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2016, 07:21:45 pm »
this one actually doesn't make my CPU fan spin like mad like Opossum Massage Simulator Web. :P
Yes, that's because i programmed for javascript from scratch and it was designed to run on a crappy firefox os phone.
Opossum Massage Simulator on the other hand, was compiled from the C coded version with Emscripten.
Emscripten is cool and all but the way it is implemented is... erg... kind of crappy.

(I can't actually run any emscripten games with noscript)

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I wonder if @Sorunome would like this game :trollface:
I bet he did, he gave me his reaction when he saw Cass' Gueule on Ti Nspire.
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Guess i should rename it to "Sorunome Puncher" :p
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Re: Derp Puncher
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2016, 07:23:16 pm »
Lol that would be weird. Also thanks for the explanation about emscripten.
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Re: Derp Puncher
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2016, 09:08:02 pm »
Great game :3
My only critique is that the button UI to select your weapon sucks :(

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Re: Derp Puncher
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2016, 09:23:37 pm »
My only critique is that the button UI to select your weapon sucks :(
It sucks because it was designed for mobile.
That's why the buttons are really big and definitively not designed for desktops using a mouse.
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Re: Derp Puncher
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2016, 09:46:50 pm »
Ok lol. BTW it does not work in ios. Maybe its because this is an old version of ios, but i doubt it :P

Edit: the game actualy does work, but when i load the page i get a pop upp saying "your browser does not support OGG format" >_>
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Re: Derp Puncher
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2016, 10:17:55 pm »
Well iOS uses IE6 engine, based on its compatibility, it seems. :P (even WalrusIRC doesn't work well in it)

Also i found it a bit weird to have [gore] in the topic title when OMS has even more of it (if you let the Game Over screen run for a long while), yet lacks that tag. :P
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Re: Derp Puncher
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2016, 09:14:02 am »
How come I can't get past 764 for my HS?  :-|


 


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