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The funny quote thread (NSFW)

Started by Dream of Omnimaga, December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 AM

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Dream of Omnimaga

Did you get stuck somewhere during the 8 hours delay? It would suck to arrive 8 hours late at school or home (especially if you have no food nearby). >.<

The longest delay I ever had when commuting back then was 3 hours. Someone climbed one of the two bridges leading to Quebec City and caused a mass traffic jam (by 7 AM the traffic jam was at least 25 miles long IIRC, because there were reports about the highway being blocked as far as where I currently live) due to the bridge closing. I arrived at school around 10:30 AM instead of 7:30 AM. Something similar happened two years ago during evening and everyone was rushing to the ferry on the other side of the town instead, which caused traffic issues elsewhere.
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aetios

I didn't get stuck, and in fact no one got stuck in train. A bunch of people stranded tho but you can always take a bus. The one time I actually got stuck was due to a jumper. I lost like 4 hours due to that.
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Snektron

So I bike to school (yeah, Netherlands) and this one time some few years i managed
to get a flat tyre on my bike. I was already on my way and since was like 12 i didn't have
a phone or anything on me. When i walked home our car's door was frozen and i had
to bike to school on our backup origami bike. Ended up being two hours late  ;D
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aetios

hmm, I think I'm gonna split this thread as it's not really funny-quote related anymore :p Lock until I can split it (~30 minutes)
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Dream of Omnimaga

Quote from: aeTIos on February 09, 2015, 08:19:30 AM
hmm, I think I'm gonna split this thread as it's not really funny-quote related anymore :p Lock until I can split it (~30 minutes)
That was a very long 30 minutes (8 hours) so until you can actually split it I unlocked it <_<
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Snektron

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Quote from: aeTIos on January 18, 2015, 08:02:31 PM
Recently, Eiyeron has been awarded the Elite Coder badge. His subforum hasn't been realized yet, but we'll try to get it running by the end of the week :D

"By the end of the week"
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Dream of Omnimaga

Quote from: Cumred_Snektron on February 11, 2015, 08:49:57 PM
Quote from: aeTIos on January 18, 2015, 08:02:31 PM
Recently, Eiyeron has been awarded the Elite Coder badge. His subforum hasn't been realized yet, but we'll try to get it running by the end of the week :D

"By the end of the week"
Yes. Things got delayed quite a bit last month. The result of school or work, depending of the staff, and being exhausted for various reasons. However, it won't take two and an half years until the next sub-forum addition. :P
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Yuki

Yeah, we indeed aim to work faster than Valve Time.
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Dream of Omnimaga

I am curious what time this list would display if Release of Half-Life 3 was put in there.
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Duke "Tape" Eiyeron

As HL2 ep3 is for the Rapture, who will finish (or start) programming on HL 3?
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Dream of Omnimaga

Didn't rapture occur on Dec 21st 2012 May 21st 2011? Notice how there are much fewer people around on forums :P

Also you should fix your sig because I think Removedfromgame is done.
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Duke "Tape" Eiyeron

Yeah me too I think but I'm lazy to build myslef the banners.  That would force me into making something similar to RFG's banner service.
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Dream of Omnimaga

Ah right. Personally, back when I used RFG, I always re-hosted the banners myself because I knew that one day the service would go down, since the author financial situation was never really good (so he would often be unemployed and unable to get internet access to pay his host)
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Duke "Tape" Eiyeron

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Dream of Omnimaga

I wonder what was the downtime caused by? Is {AP} still even running the site or was he just late on payments? I know this happened pretty often in the past.
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