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Tell your crappy jokes here!
« on: March 14, 2017, 01:47:37 am »
I'm bored. Just post stupid, insensitive, and bad jokes. Nothing over the top.

Here's mine:
What's the difference between a Ferrari and dead Walruses?
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Keep in mind it's a joke and not supposed to be taken seriously


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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2017, 01:48:13 am »
I'm bored. Just post stupid, insensitive, and bad jokes. Nothing over the top.

Here's mine:
What's the difference between a Ferrari and dead Walruses?
(click to show/hide)

Keep in mind it's a joke and not supposed to be taken seriously

that is tight
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2017, 01:51:41 am »
I got it from Twitch donation trolls  :D
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xMarminq_   Typewriters won't work  :Troll:
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2017, 01:52:19 am »
I have a good one:

This guy being sane:


EDIT by DJ: Fixed Youtube link
« Last Edit: March 14, 2017, 01:59:37 am by DJ Omnimaga »
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2017, 10:44:55 am »
Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who killed a man and escaped??

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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2017, 04:58:50 pm »
That's actually really clever. I got one:

Did you hear about the scarecrow that got promoted to the supermarket?
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2017, 11:20:25 pm »
A scientist wonders about the universe and says, "Why?".
An engineer creates things and says, "How?".
An artist draws, and says, "Can I take your order please?".

I love art, please don't destroy me artists. :)
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2017, 11:27:37 pm »
A fish hits his head while swimming upriver
"Dam"

<new joke>
Did you hear about the lady who fell down the well?
She didn't see that well
</new joke>

<brand new joke>
My forum activity
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2017, 02:58:59 am »
Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in the police
The police went away
The guy went into the wall

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in the police
The police went away
The guy still got arrested

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in a wall
The wall went away
The guy went into the police

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in the police
The wall went away
The guy went into a walrus

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in X
X went away
The guy went into Y

Also, not mine, saw it on Facebook, but which one is your favourite Korea?
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- South Korea
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2017, 09:19:33 am »
Life is like Rogue One
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2017, 09:28:40 am »
And again I read the content of the spoiler BEFORE reading the NOTE line...  9_9
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2017, 10:50:47 am »
And again I read the content of the spoiler BEFORE reading the NOTE line...  9_9
Note, p2 and people who watched Rogue One can click the spoiler but it's not recommended for others.
(I wrote the note before the spoiler this time :P)
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2017, 10:58:43 am »
Note: Just read the spoiler, it's not spoilering
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God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2017, 09:17:24 pm »
Note: Just read the spoiler, it's not spoilering
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Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2017, 09:04:39 pm »
uh yeah ur probably right Soru xD Buuut I guess I don't remember them anymore...  9_9
Have to watch the whole thing again one day ^^
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Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P ~ DJ Omnimaga (11.10.2016 20:21:48)
if you cant get a jframe set up, draw stuff to it, and receive input, i can only imagine how horrible your game code is _._   ~ c4ooo (14.11.2016 22:44:07)
If they pull a Harambe on me tell my family I love them ~ u/Pwntear37d (AssangeWatch /r/)
make Walrii great again ~ DJ Omnimaga (28.11.2016 23:01:31)
God invented the pc, satan the smartphone I guess ~ p4nix (16.02.2017 22:51:49)

 


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