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General => Other => Topic started by: xMarminq_ on March 14, 2017, 01:47:37 am

Title: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: xMarminq_ on March 14, 2017, 01:47:37 am
I'm bored. Just post stupid, insensitive, and bad jokes. Nothing over the top.

Here's mine:
What's the difference between a Ferrari and dead Walruses?
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Keep in mind it's a joke and not supposed to be taken seriously
Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: kotu on March 14, 2017, 01:48:13 am
I'm bored. Just post stupid, insensitive, and bad jokes. Nothing over the top.

Here's mine:
What's the difference between a Ferrari and dead Walruses?
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Keep in mind it's a joke and not supposed to be taken seriously

that is tight
Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: xMarminq_ on March 14, 2017, 01:51:41 am
I got it from Twitch donation trolls  :D
Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on March 14, 2017, 01:52:19 am
I have a good one:

This guy being sane:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRm6lCl499w

EDIT by DJ: Fixed Youtube link
Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: kotu on March 14, 2017, 10:44:55 am
Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who killed a man and escaped??

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Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on March 14, 2017, 04:58:50 pm
That's actually really clever. I got one:

Did you hear about the scarecrow that got promoted to the supermarket?
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Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: mazhat on March 14, 2017, 11:20:25 pm
A scientist wonders about the universe and says, "Why?".
An engineer creates things and says, "How?".
An artist draws, and says, "Can I take your order please?".

I love art, please don't destroy me artists. :)
Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: ordelore on March 14, 2017, 11:27:37 pm
A fish hits his head while swimming upriver
"Dam"

<new joke>
Did you hear about the lady who fell down the well?
She didn't see that well
</new joke>

<brand new joke>
My forum activity
</brand new joke>
Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: Juju on March 15, 2017, 02:58:59 am
Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in the police
The police went away
The guy went into the wall

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in the police
The police went away
The guy still got arrested

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in a wall
The wall went away
The guy went into the police

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in the police
The wall went away
The guy went into a walrus

Let me tell you the story of some guy who wants to go in X
X went away
The guy went into Y

Also, not mine, saw it on Facebook, but which one is your favourite Korea?
- North Korea
- South Korea
- Carey Price
Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: Hayleia on March 16, 2017, 09:19:33 am
Life is like Rogue One
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Note, obviously don't click if you didn't watch it yet :P
Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: p2 on March 16, 2017, 09:28:40 am
And again I read the content of the spoiler BEFORE reading the NOTE line...  9_9
Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: Hayleia on March 16, 2017, 10:50:47 am
And again I read the content of the spoiler BEFORE reading the NOTE line...  9_9
Note, p2 and people who watched Rogue One can click the spoiler but it's not recommended for others.
(I wrote the note before the spoiler this time :P)
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Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: p2 on March 16, 2017, 10:58:43 am
Note: Just read the spoiler, it's not spoilering
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Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: Sorunome on March 16, 2017, 09:17:24 pm
Note: Just read the spoiler, it's not spoilering
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Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: p2 on March 19, 2017, 09:04:39 pm
uh yeah ur probably right Soru xD Buuut I guess I don't remember them anymore...  9_9
Have to watch the whole thing again one day ^^
Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: mazhat on March 19, 2017, 09:08:04 pm
Here's one I made, forgot and then remembered.

What is a programmers favourite candy?
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Title: Re: Tell your crappy jokes here!
Post by: WholeWheatBagels on March 20, 2017, 02:58:11 pm
When does an Irish potato stop being an Irish potato?
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