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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #600 on: May 26, 2017, 03:42:01 pm »
Ah, right. But yeahif I do another :walrii: I would like to make an Ottawa Senators one :P
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #601 on: May 28, 2017, 04:32:57 pm »
We need a "request new walriis" topic ^^
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #602 on: May 31, 2017, 06:57:30 am »
Well, this one happened in real life today, but it was too good not to share.

Well, for starters, a while ago I volunteered with the magic festival of my town, because my mom offered me via some stuff with my brother, long story... But at least I got to see some magic shows free. That was fun. Anyway, afterwards, they have thrown a little party for all those who volunteered that took place today, there was a few magicians as well who went from table to table doing a few card tricks that was also pretty nice. And now there was this guy, with his notebook full of capitals of the world...

Magician: Okay, so pick one, don't tell me.
Me: Okay.
Magician: *flips page over* Now is it in there?
Me: Yes
[this get repeated 3 more times, with various positive/negative answers]
Magician: Is it, uh... Paris?
Me: Uh, no.
My brother: Is it Tokyo?
Me: Yeah. You know me too well.

Hilarity ensues. But yeah, this is one of the only magic tricks I know, not too hard to figure out, and I knew where he failed. Still kinda nice to see a professional magician fail, you don't see that often, and it does show everyone is prone to error. He did it again, failed again (probably because his algorithm was incorrect, kinda hard to remember it with town names), but he did it again with days and months and that worked.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #603 on: June 03, 2017, 01:30:44 am »

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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #604 on: June 03, 2017, 01:34:02 am »
* _iPhoenix_ typed this with a mac
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #605 on: June 03, 2017, 04:39:52 am »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #606 on: June 03, 2017, 10:46:10 pm »
* WholeWheatBagels mumbles something about chromebooks being linux and yet...
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #607 on: June 04, 2017, 02:55:30 am »
Just get a Nintendo Switch :P
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #608 on: June 04, 2017, 06:02:59 am »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #609 on: June 04, 2017, 07:38:26 am »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #610 on: June 04, 2017, 08:20:10 am »
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #611 on: June 16, 2017, 02:09:33 am »
stop mumbling everyone

this happened after a netsplit thing......

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kotu   what happened in here   00:50:55
MateoC   I killed them all >:)   00:58:06
kotu   cool   01:01:36
kotu   that is actually REALLY COOL   01:01:46
kotu   yay! everyone is dead!!   01:01:54
MateoC   Except for one   01:02:06
kotu   Azn   01:02:11
*   MateoC grabs Mr. Stabby   01:02:14
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #612 on: June 16, 2017, 04:21:03 pm »
There were a lot of netsplits this week O.O
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #613 on: June 16, 2017, 06:03:13 pm »
As usual.
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Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
« Reply #614 on: June 16, 2017, 08:00:52 pm »
I like the ones where it lasts ages (shy).

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