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General => Other => Topic started by: xlibman on December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 am

Title: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on December 01, 2014, 06:17:45 am
Ok so I think it's time for a quote topic. Unfortunately, I don't have access to my old Telegram logs from before this site started, so quotes from the Telegram Codewalrus group will have to be shared by other staff. But here is something from the hidden staff sub-forum that absolutely has to be shared:

XD You guys come up with weird ideas.
And yes people protesting against swearing are a PITA (pun intended).

This was after aeTIos made fun of thanksgiving and turkeys and jokingly brought up the PETA. :P



Title: Re: The funny quote thread
Post by: aeTIos on December 01, 2014, 02:35:48 pm
Ghehe. Street and I have all logs from the telegram group so I'll ask him if there's anything interesting on there :P

Also I vote for [NSFW] tag because you know, questionable jokes and stuff might appear.
Title: Funny quotes : the thread
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on December 01, 2014, 02:54:22 pm
Agreed, we are never too sure about nsfw jokes, they could come out of nowhere.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread
Post by: xlibman on December 01, 2014, 04:37:34 pm
Oh whoops I forgot to add this in the topic title. My bad :P

Preferably use spoilers for them too.
Title: You don't read that line anyway.
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on December 01, 2014, 04:42:11 pm
MAybe a (maybe NSFW atm) whould be more precise. Oh well, that would be quite useless.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on December 01, 2014, 06:03:22 pm
Lol Eiyeron at your post title edits. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on December 01, 2014, 06:04:53 pm
Aw man, I have to stop now, you found out...  :(

Little fun fact : If I do something like "XXX : The YYY", that's because I like Spaceballs: The movie.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on December 01, 2014, 06:12:34 pm
So routers were finally considered as drug paraphernalia due to the potential addicting properties of Internet and are now sold at head shops? O.O

And yes Spaceballs is epic. It could have it's own funny quotes thread lol.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on December 01, 2014, 06:15:09 pm
Yeah, Spaceballs : The funny quotes! XD

WTF DJ O?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on December 01, 2014, 08:51:03 pm
Yeah, in reply of me saying routers are sold in drug stores lol.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on December 01, 2014, 09:47:07 pm
Yeah I was joking because English uses the same word for both french words "drogue" and "médicament" :P (the former refering to addicting medication and other substances, but more illegal ones)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on December 01, 2014, 11:58:04 pm
Lol yeah in french you also have droguerie which is the same as drugstore. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on December 02, 2014, 01:05:27 am
We don't hear that a lot in Québec.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on December 02, 2014, 01:18:48 am
When people refer to run-down or seedy neighboorhoods over here they sometimes refer to them as "piquerie", though.


EDIT: Wait what?? O.O

Quote
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:46] the game
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:46] the has 3 letters
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] game has 4 letters
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] 4-3 =1
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] 4-1 = 3
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] a triangle has 3 sides
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] illuminati is a triangle
aeTIos , [02.12.14 02:47] illuminati confirmed
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on December 02, 2014, 04:03:20 pm
We don't hear that a lot in Québec.

The same in France. Just a few shops still use  this name...
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: unknownloner on December 02, 2014, 04:35:24 pm
"If you buy this product, it will make your balls go lots of really far away" - my friend explaining a golf club advertisement
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on December 02, 2014, 10:30:29 pm
Lol, if taken out of context XD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: unknownloner on December 02, 2014, 11:46:11 pm
We didn't get the context of golf clubs until after the fact either :D
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on December 03, 2014, 01:11:30 am
Reminds me this video where Charles Tisseyre (the Quebec equivalent of Morgan Freeman) explains how to check for testicular cancer using cuys (which is a type of Guinea pigs that happens to be homonym with testicles in French). That ad is literally made to be taken out of context.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBedYZBEu_c
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on December 03, 2014, 02:53:08 am
ROFL, imagine if this was an ad for the actual guinea pigs and how to take care of them properly. XD

However we should probably keep this in a separate thread and keep this one for CW quotes. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on December 03, 2014, 06:56:02 am
I had to say the name to see the fun in that sentence...  O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on December 03, 2014, 10:57:33 pm
Hahaha Juju nice one. XD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on December 08, 2014, 01:06:27 am
Not really a CW-related quote, but I thought this was kinda funny in #cemetech during noon time when Kerm said this:

Quote
13:25:41 <KermM> DJ_Omni: You should rename yourself DJ_Offline ;)
13:25:41 <EphraimB> I tried everything
13:25:45 <KermM> No, you didn't.
13:25:50 <KermM> If you tried everything, it would work.
13:26:33 <KermM> Start with the working test program, and move contents from WizardsC8 to the testing program until the testing program stops compiling.
13:26:41 <KermM> Then you'll know what the problem is.
13:26:46 <DJ_Omni> Hi
13:26:50 <notipa> hi
13:26:59 <DJ_Omni> I use irccloud
13:27:26 <DJ_Omni> So i get disconnected if i am idle for 2 hours
13:27:37 <notipa> needs more proper bouncer
13:27:47 <KermM> DJ_Omni: I mean because of your namesake website ;)

The joke was in reference to Omni downtime, since my nickname has Omni or Omnimaga in it. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on December 08, 2014, 03:25:59 pm
Hehe, that was too easy, DJ_522Cloudflare_Error.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on December 08, 2014, 05:12:09 pm
Yeah I thought I would do it anyway :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on December 08, 2014, 10:34:37 pm
Lol I got it at the DJ_Offline part. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on December 09, 2014, 05:18:59 am
Hehehehe, DJ_CodeWalrus!
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on December 09, 2014, 06:18:59 am
And nah I probably won't ever change to that name. That would ruin my music traffic again x.x

Besides, by keeping Omnimaga in my nick I guess this kinda advertises Omni a bit and that I was linked to Omni at one point or another (although my sig says I'm founder).
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on December 27, 2014, 11:42:53 pm
From Telegram chat earlier when all staff who weren't at work posted pics of themselves (of course I'm not including the pic publicly for obvious reasons :P):

<Streetwalrus> [photo of himself]
<Streetwalrus> better poc


Streetwalrus is currently a proof of concept?? O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on December 29, 2014, 09:09:00 pm
Maybe I am ? *.*
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on January 07, 2015, 03:12:13 pm
Today, on Telegram:
Quote
Streetwalrus, [07.01.15 16:09] | dicks are fun

Pray for those who fell.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on January 07, 2015, 05:04:31 pm
Awesome. This is not out of context, right? :trollface:

Btw in your profile you can disable the word filter. :P


EDIT:  The following went a bit wrong :P

Quote
DJ Omnimaga, [08.01.15 02:02]
/me thegames street

Streetwalrus, [08.01.15 02:03]
/me loses dj

Streetwalrus, [08.01.15 02:03]
wait

Streetwalrus, [08.01.15 02:03]
D:

:'(
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on January 08, 2015, 04:26:16 pm
Awesome. This is not out of context, right? :trollface:

Btw in your profile you can disable the word filter. :P
Of course not, I never take anything out of context! :trollface:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on January 08, 2015, 05:00:27 pm
We know you don't. :trollface:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on January 09, 2015, 09:51:23 am
(http://i.imgur.com/PFpqQ.jpg)
do these quotes count too?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: brentmaas on January 09, 2015, 09:51:51 am
(http://i.imgur.com/PFpqQ.jpg)
do these quotes count too?
Quote Quote motherf***er
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on January 09, 2015, 09:56:01 am

Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on January 09, 2015, 10:36:37 am
I think this should go more in the funny pictures thread. (Also beware, quoting the empty posts without context outside the empty thread might be considered as spam.)

Edit: wait. That's indeed a funny quote. Didn't got it at first.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on January 12, 2015, 12:13:27 pm
Warning: not safe for work/class/kids out-of-context quotes :P

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on January 12, 2015, 03:06:44 pm
Out of context jokes are the best :D
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on January 24, 2015, 10:06:05 pm
Quote from: aeTIos
feels so good if it pops easily *.* one of my dirty pleasures

What is it you were saying again ? :trollface:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on January 24, 2015, 10:08:31 pm
m... m..
my ddddignity...

I'll never get married now T.T
/me runs away crying



Edit p2: fixed formatting
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on January 24, 2015, 10:27:54 pm
Wait what?? O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on January 27, 2015, 03:40:54 am
The CW staff channel can get quite gore-intensive on Telegram:

Quote
DJ Omnimaga, [26.01.15 14:52] i almost lost an entire fingernail once cuz i accidentally smashed my finger with a hammer
Streetwalrus, [26.01.15 14:52] x.x
Streetwalrus, [26.01.15 14:52] actually lost half of my right index nail once because I dropped a plank on my hand
aeTIos, [26.01.15 14:53] i once lost my hand because I cut it off with a chainsaw then this shark smelled the blood and bit off my whole arm
aeTIos, [26.01.15 14:53] was really inconvenient
Streetwalrus, [26.01.15 14:53] lol
DJ Omnimaga, [26.01.15 14:53] lol
aeTIos, [26.01.15 14:53] takes a while to grow back
Koen, [26.01.15 14:53] I grow my fingernails into sharp tips
Koen, [26.01.15 14:54] So I can kill my enemies with them
aeTIos, [26.01.15 14:54] hahaha
Koen, [26.01.15 14:54] And open plastic enclosures of electronics
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on January 27, 2015, 06:01:53 am
Let's not talk about when my tail was chopped off. T'was ugly and messy... :p
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on January 29, 2015, 07:40:24 pm
Quote
Vijfhoek   | hi
Vijfhoek   | I hate hail
Vijfhoek   | I just had three tonnes of ice dumped on my head when cycling home
Juju         | Nature's Ice Bucket Challenge?
Juju, you just won the internet. ^___^
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on January 29, 2015, 08:21:00 pm
I had this happen before but it was a very small rain storm and hail lasted about 1 minute max. It was definitively scary as kid since I was worried about getting hurt >.<

And when people get caught in the middle of a big rainstorm they often say they just took their shower :P

Funny quote, though XD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 03, 2015, 06:07:11 am
O.O

Quote
<pic of injured aeTIos finger>

DJ: O.O D:
AeTIos: ok now it looks totally scary lol
DJ: yes
Juju: kind of
AeTIos: tlooks scarier than it is
DJ: Does it hurt or feel weird?
AeTIos: no but it sings
DJ: Wat
AeTIos: the hallelujah chorus
DJ: Lol
AeTIos: very loud
AeTIos: it's annoying as f***
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on February 03, 2015, 07:12:56 am
Still singing. The people in train are creeped out by it.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on February 03, 2015, 01:55:43 pm
Is there a ceremony going on? (Maybe it's the train to the afterlife  O.O)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on February 03, 2015, 03:38:02 pm
Next time, sing to them "What's going on" of 4 non blondes! :p
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 03, 2015, 04:24:57 pm
Is there a ceremony going on? (Maybe it's the train to the afterlife  O.O)
It almost seems like someone did that one illicit substance with which you see things <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on February 03, 2015, 05:28:16 pm
It was in The Netherlands after all (Amsterdam pls y u do dis). Also i just realized, with the snow and all lately, i'm surprised the
trains are even going (for people outside of NL, the Dutch railway (NS) has a reputation of
having a 3hr delay with like a milimeter snow <_<).
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 03, 2015, 05:41:54 pm
I was talking about aeTIos actually :P

Also wow, over here I think trains are still operating during mild snowstorms and through the winter. If Quebec public transit stopped working everytime we have snow on the ground, then Quebec would be paralyzed 4-6 months a year.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on February 03, 2015, 06:58:42 pm
Snow does not stop anything here. Unless it snows so much you can't see anything.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 04, 2015, 05:03:57 am
Well, even then, the worse that can happen are power outages, many car accidents, and in such cases, yes public transit can stop. And obviously, schools will close during any kind of snowstorm, ice storm or episode of extreme cold. Also, roads located in remote locations will usually close, so people cannot go to work. But I never saw a big city become in stalemate mode just from 2 inches of snow.

The worst is if a big freezing rain or ice storm occurs where there is 1 inch of freezing rain, in which case it can cripple the power grid and falling tree branches will block roads.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on February 08, 2015, 10:42:48 am
Recently there was a huge jam where the whole system that controls safety blocks, sign poles, rail switches etc completely glitched out... and it was around the busiest station in NL (utrecht). There weren't any trains for like 8 hours. and it didn't even snow :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on February 08, 2015, 11:17:25 am
Really? i did't notice anything. But then i don't really travel by train very often
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 08, 2015, 04:49:10 pm
Last year Montreal metro kept stopping working every week or so for no reason.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on February 08, 2015, 11:30:19 pm
Really? i did't notice anything. But then i don't really travel by train very often
Yeah, well, I commute to school every day so I get pretty much all disruptions on my route, and there's quite a bunch. Usually it's nowhere as bad as this one, though.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 09, 2015, 01:26:56 am
Did you get stuck somewhere during the 8 hours delay? It would suck to arrive 8 hours late at school or home (especially if you have no food nearby). >.<

The longest delay I ever had when commuting back then was 3 hours. Someone climbed one of the two bridges leading to Quebec City and caused a mass traffic jam (by 7 AM the traffic jam was at least 25 miles long IIRC, because there were reports about the highway being blocked as far as where I currently live) due to the bridge closing. I arrived at school around 10:30 AM instead of 7:30 AM. Something similar happened two years ago during evening and everyone was rushing to the ferry on the other side of the town instead, which caused traffic issues elsewhere.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on February 09, 2015, 08:01:52 am
I didn't get stuck, and in fact no one got stuck in train. A bunch of people stranded tho but you can always take a bus. The one time I actually got stuck was due to a jumper. I lost like 4 hours due to that.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on February 09, 2015, 08:04:26 am
So I bike to school (yeah, Netherlands) and this one time some few years i managed
to get a flat tyre on my bike. I was already on my way and since was like 12 i didn't have
a phone or anything on me. When i walked home our car's door was frozen and i had
to bike to school on our backup origami bike. Ended up being two hours late  ;D
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on February 09, 2015, 08:19:30 am
hmm, I think I'm gonna split this thread as it's not really funny-quote related anymore :p Lock until I can split it (~30 minutes)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 09, 2015, 05:21:17 pm
hmm, I think I'm gonna split this thread as it's not really funny-quote related anymore :p Lock until I can split it (~30 minutes)
That was a very long 30 minutes (8 hours) so until you can actually split it I unlocked it <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on February 11, 2015, 08:49:57 pm
Recently, Eiyeron has been awarded the Elite Coder badge. His subforum hasn't been realized yet, but we'll try to get it running by the end of the week :D

"By the end of the week"
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 12, 2015, 02:30:42 am
Recently, Eiyeron has been awarded the Elite Coder badge. His subforum hasn't been realized yet, but we'll try to get it running by the end of the week :D

"By the end of the week"
Yes. Things got delayed quite a bit last month. The result of school or work, depending of the staff, and being exhausted for various reasons. However, it won't take two and an half years until the next sub-forum addition. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on February 12, 2015, 02:48:53 am
Yeah, we indeed aim to work faster than Valve Time (https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time).
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 12, 2015, 04:04:52 am
I am curious what time this list would display if Release of Half-Life 3 was put in there.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on February 12, 2015, 06:36:29 am
As HL2 ep3 is for the Rapture, who will finish (or start) programming on HL 3?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 12, 2015, 04:56:36 pm
Didn't rapture occur on Dec 21st 2012 May 21st 2011? Notice how there are much fewer people around on forums :P

Also you should fix your sig because I think Removedfromgame is done.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on February 12, 2015, 08:01:41 pm
Yeah me too I think but I'm lazy to build myslef the banners.  That would force me into making something similar to RFG's banner service.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 13, 2015, 07:01:51 am
Ah right. Personally, back when I used RFG, I always re-hosted the banners myself because I knew that one day the service would go down, since the author financial situation was never really good (so he would often be unemployed and unable to get internet access to pay his host)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on February 13, 2015, 12:27:31 pm
Oh, it's back now. Fine. (-_(//));
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 14, 2015, 03:58:57 pm
I wonder what was the downtime caused by? Is {AP} still even running the site or was he just late on payments? I know this happened pretty often in the past.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 20, 2015, 06:12:08 am
Maybe this could be the future:

Quote
DJ Omnimaga, [20.02.15 00:51]
i

Streetwalrus, [20.02.15 01:00]
hi

DJ Omnimaga, [20.02.15 01:01]
hi

Streetwalrus, [20.02.15 01:01]
copyright violation

DJ Omnimaga, [20.02.15 01:04]
wat

Streetwalrus, [20.02.15 01:05]
you used the letter i which is copyrighted by apple as a trademark

DJ Omnimaga, [20.02.15 01:07]
oh right l'OL

Streetwalrus, [20.02.15 01:09]
whch means that techncally they could sue us for every sentence

DJ Omnimaga, [20.02.15 01:10]
yes
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on February 20, 2015, 09:02:07 am
They'll rename it to "Apple iI".
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 20, 2015, 12:27:09 pm
That seems a bit too close to Kim Jung il. :P But again their Apple store censoring and restrictions is similar :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread
Post by: Streetwalrus on February 27, 2015, 06:37:03 pm
Quote from: aeTIos
I never was interested in girls anyway

Unusual orientation ?
/me runs
Title: Re: The funny quote thread
Post by: aeTIos on February 27, 2015, 06:39:17 pm
Ha.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread
Post by: xlibman on February 27, 2015, 07:35:56 pm
Quote from: Streetwalrus Feb 25
guys I'm gay

:trollface:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread [NSFW]
Post by: Snektron on February 27, 2015, 07:49:14 pm
Ooooo shots fired
Title: Re: The funny quote thread
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on February 27, 2015, 07:51:57 pm
Guys I'm hetero.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread [NSFW]
Post by: Snektron on February 27, 2015, 07:56:33 pm
Guys I'm hetero.
Plottwist :trollface:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread
Post by: Streetwalrus on February 27, 2015, 07:59:14 pm
Lol DJ. For the record that one was sent by a friend who hijacked my phone. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on February 27, 2015, 08:51:06 pm
Guys I'm hetero.
Plottwist :trollface:

Plot-twist : there is no plot-twist.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread
Post by: xlibman on February 27, 2015, 10:39:59 pm
Lol DJ. For the record that one was sent by a friend who hijacked my phone. :P
*L'OL

And yes I know :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 05, 2015, 02:27:57 am
That was kind of a strange coincidence >.<

[9:14:17 PM]   geekboy   wattt
[9:14:18 PM]   geekboy   '
[9:19:48 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   you broke WalrusIRC
[9:19:59 PM]   geekboy   oh whoops
[9:20:02 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   jk
[9:20:13 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   i am trying to find the casio product id thread x.x
[9:20:13 PM]   *   WalriiBot has quit IRC (Bye!)
[9:20:20 PM]   DJ Omnimaga   O.O

Juju restarted WalrusIRC right as I was saying this
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on March 05, 2015, 06:39:40 pm
Quote from: aeTIos
I never was interested in girls anyway

Unusual orientation ?
/me runs
Ha.
This is even more appropriate now :trollface:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 05, 2015, 06:41:11 pm
Other than you having gotten a gf recently, I'm unsure if I get the joke with the 2nd quote D:

Also quite a lot of funny stuff went on earlier on Telegram but I'm unsure where to start and quote because there were like 500 lines of text >.<

EDIT: For a second I thought Eiyeron was talking about the scientology church O.O

Quote
DJ Omnimaga, [05.03.15 14:42]
Also just a block away on another street: https://www.google.ca/maps/@46.815286,-71.221274,3a,75y,143.69h,92.78t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sLXjJ9jP72XIH2wQxxbXUqA!2e0?hl=en :trollface:

DJ Omnimaga, [05.03.15 14:43]
indeed :P

DJ Omnimaga, [05.03.15 14:43]
>"Test de stress gratuit"

DJ Omnimaga, [05.03.15 14:43]
Gotta be the only thing that is free in a church of scientology, right? o.o

Eiyeron , [05.03.15 14:44]
Yeah

Eiyeron , [05.03.15 14:44]
And the brainwa-ah no you would have to pay for this

DJ Omnimaga, [05.03.15 14:44]
hehe

Eiyeron , [05.03.15 14:44]
Quebec looks nice from these pov
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on March 13, 2015, 05:23:55 pm
Quote
1:15:53 PM <aeTIos> fried rice
1:16:14 PM and
1:16:15 PM <Eiyeron> Riced fry
1:16:27 PM <aeTIos> I dunno what the exact English equivalent is
1:16:38 PM does nasi goreng ring a bell
1:17:10 PM <Yuki Kagayaki> Sounds German.
1:17:17 PM >.>
1:17:22 PM <Eiyeron> Goering was one Hitler's subordinate
1:17:27 PM <aeTIos> hahahah
1:18:07 PM it's well
1:18:14 PM <Yuki Kagayaki> god. this is priceless.
1:18:18 PM <aeTIos> nasi goreng means literally fried rice iirc
1:18:36 PM <Eiyeron> This is riceless.
1:18:46 PM I did Nazi this coming.
1:18:52 PM <Yuki Kagayaki> lolol.
1:20:04 PM <aeTIos> lmao
1:20:09 PM <Yuki Kagayaki> This is going to the quote thread.
You never know when your discussion will unexpectedly be about Nazis.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 14, 2015, 06:06:47 am
Oh wow at first I didn't get it but as I read on I laughed. ;D
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on March 15, 2015, 08:45:40 am
Haha I remember this, it was awesome. x)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on March 15, 2015, 09:34:53 am
Instant Nazis, add jokes.

(We should avoid reaching Godwin point too much :-°)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 16, 2015, 09:57:28 pm
This reminds me when on Omni we refered to not(C instead of nazi when it came to SirCmpwn's parents. >.< I think North Korean would have been more appropriate, though. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on March 16, 2015, 10:26:17 pm
Haha that sounds pretty funny. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on March 17, 2015, 05:12:12 pm
That should get into the CAH topic, that would be (relatively) funny!
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 18, 2015, 12:33:47 am
Indeed, we could probably use such quotes. Also Omnimaga peanuts will definitively have to go there because they have been around for so long (June 4th 2006, although the photoshopped bag arrived in 2007).
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 25, 2015, 11:24:09 pm
This was an interesting convo on IRC :P
Quote
123outerme   Hey   20:40:04
Cumred_Snektron   heya   20:40:22
alexgt   hey   20:44:08
Juju   hi   20:52:54
Cumred_Snektron   lol   21:16:14
Cumred_Snektron   i like how this chat is sometimes just 5 different people saying "hi"   21:16:34
pimathbrainiac   hi   21:17:02
Cumred_Snektron   hi   21:17:16
alexgt   hi   21:22:06
alexgt   HELLO SIR    -Jarvis   21:22:34
Cumred_Snektron   lol   21:28:39
123outerme   hi   21:39:00
Cumred_Snektron   hi   21:39:30
tr1p1ea   hey DJ, i got my CE!
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on March 26, 2015, 09:45:11 am
it happens a lot though :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on March 26, 2015, 02:32:18 pm
I think the most I've seen is around 20 repetitions of hi :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 26, 2015, 02:51:47 pm
Was it legit, though? :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on March 26, 2015, 03:12:16 pm
Hi

I don't think so, there can be times where we purposedly say hi for the sake of saying it over and over! :p
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 26, 2015, 03:25:59 pm
Now that was awesome XD (NSFW tho)

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on March 26, 2015, 04:48:05 pm
(http://img.codewalr.us/vibrator.png)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 26, 2015, 04:52:37 pm
On a side note, I wouldn't want my desktop computer to vibrate when getting notifications. The noise would just be unbearable. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on March 26, 2015, 10:44:30 pm
Was it legit, though? :P

yep :P

It was 4 or 5 people over the course of a few weeks :P
(they were "notes" so it was like a single thread forum, and naturally I deleted all of them as I had adminship)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 26, 2015, 11:14:31 pm
Lol, in my case it was over the course of a few hours :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on March 27, 2015, 10:34:03 am
Hahaha that nsfw one was epic. XD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 27, 2015, 06:13:27 pm
Context makes a huge difference:

(https://img.ourl.ca/Screenshot_2015-03-27-14-11-01.png)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 03, 2015, 02:43:41 am
Street requested that this go in this thread. NSFW, though :P

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on April 03, 2015, 04:11:33 pm
Context makes a huge difference:

(https://img.ourl.ca/Screenshot_2015-03-27-14-11-01.png)

I love how my sig is on the very top XD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 03, 2015, 04:18:50 pm
This wasn't on purpose since it didn't say the game :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on April 03, 2015, 04:30:39 pm
I gotta change it now according to specifications :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 03, 2015, 04:56:16 pm
I shouldn't have replied O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on April 03, 2015, 04:58:48 pm
lol

Sig updated
/me runs
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: 123outerme on April 03, 2015, 05:10:48 pm
Code: [Select]
123outerme l'OL. Because your worth it.                                                              12:55:17 PM
DJ Omnimaga *you're :P                                                                                  12:55:42 PM
123outerme you're stupid :P                                                                           1:07:00 PM
123outerme oh wait that actually works                                                              1:07:10 PM
123outerme your* stupid :P                                                                             1:07:17 PM
123outerme there                                                                                         1:07:19 PM
123outerme it's you're fault that I can spell right accidentally                                             1:07:36 PM
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on April 03, 2015, 09:01:18 pm
Looks like you failed on a fail :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on April 04, 2015, 05:55:36 am
That happen to me too often... :-°
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 04, 2015, 06:24:08 am
In my case, it's mostly when I type on mobile. >.< I bet I would go back through some of my old posts and see some rather "fancy" material. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on April 04, 2015, 10:58:36 am
Yeah my phone  is not very nice to type on either. Sometimes you type and then randomly the keyboard disappears :-\
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 04, 2015, 07:03:56 pm
Really? O.O I never had this happen. In my case the main issue is how space sometimea behave like the letters just above it and accents not working properly
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on April 04, 2015, 07:05:36 pm
yeah i think its a problem with android 5.0.2
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: 123outerme on April 04, 2015, 08:04:28 pm
On GitHub desktop, when using a mobile phone, pressing the Shift button backspaces a character and removes the Shift. It also randomly puts on Shift when you backspace, but not all the time. It's really annoying to deal with.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on April 04, 2015, 08:22:29 pm
Curious thing, when I played with my N4 under Lollipop I've never got these kinds of bugs.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on April 04, 2015, 10:29:16 pm
Maybe cuz my rom is an unofficial CM port
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 17, 2015, 10:50:20 pm
The TI-84+CSE in a nutshell :P

Quote
Cumred_Snektron   CSE is weird6:48:16 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Big Frown6:48:20 PM
DarkestEx   yes it is6:48:21 PM
DarkestEx   ti is wired6:48:31 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Are you porting your font thing?6:48:34 PM
Cumred_Snektron   yeah im seeing how far i get6:48:45 PM
DJ Omnimaga   I also wonder how fast fbo particle system would be on it Tongue6:48:56 PM
DJ Omnimaga   just make sure if you do the font thing that it doesn't screw up DCSE 8.1 Tongue6:49:12 PM
Cumred_Snektron   hl3 will probably be released before it finishes 1 frame6:49:32 PM
DJ Omnimaga   l'OL
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on April 18, 2015, 09:18:42 am
The magic smoke would be freed before the calc finishes one frame :-J
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 19, 2015, 11:23:46 am
What if it was like 32x24 scaled up and not ftting the entire screen area? :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on April 19, 2015, 12:23:08 pm
That'll still take a million years
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on April 20, 2015, 04:20:19 pm
Forget it, the only neat effect that doesn't kill the CPU is the neat fire effect.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on April 20, 2015, 04:25:10 pm
Maybe if you somehow can make a gpu with z80's as SPU's, also have a few thousand of them and overclock them to like 1000Mhz, but still then it would be quite the challenge >.<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 20, 2015, 04:28:00 pm
Maybe if you somehow can make a gpu with z80's as SPU's, also have a few thousand of them and overclock them to like 1000Mhz, but still then it would be quite the challenge >.<
As long as you don't overclock just one or two to such speeds, because then "fire effect" will have a totally different meaning than in Eiyeron's post.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on April 20, 2015, 04:29:14 pm
Well by "overclock" i actually meant "redesigning them with current technology". I wonder how well that works, a 4 Ghz 8-bit cpu...
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on April 20, 2015, 04:44:02 pm
I wonder how much the z80 can take when immersed in oil.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on April 20, 2015, 05:44:38 pm
Probably depends on the oil :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 21, 2015, 05:31:02 am
Well by "overclock" i actually meant "redesigning them with current technology". I wonder how well that works, a 4 Ghz 8-bit cpu...
It would definitively be interesting to see. I wonder how slow it would be compared to a 64-bit CPU that also runs at 4 GHz.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on April 21, 2015, 06:46:10 am
A quote

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, its to dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on April 21, 2015, 12:23:24 pm
Well by "overclock" i actually meant "redesigning them with current technology". I wonder how well that works, a 4 Ghz 8-bit cpu...
It would definitively be interesting to see. I wonder how slow it would be compared to a 64-bit CPU that also runs at 4 GHz.
Yeah. But i think it depends... Though it should have too much difference
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 23, 2015, 04:45:11 am
There was a time when MC meant MaxCoderz, not Minecraft. Then tonight, of all the TI community members, look at who used MC to refer to Minecraft O.O

Quote
<tr1|wrk> (tr1p1ea)   yeah DJ, no MC graphics are used in the game

(For those who don't get it, tr1p1ea has been MaxCoderz staff since 2003)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on April 23, 2015, 04:48:57 am
lol lol lol. Thats funny.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on April 23, 2015, 07:19:10 am
MC DJ? DJ MC? Are we talking about music or videogames? X)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on April 23, 2015, 07:39:39 am
Why not both (\/) (°,,,°) (\/)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on April 23, 2015, 08:09:36 am
Sure. (-_(//));
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 24, 2015, 04:33:40 am
MC DJ? DJ MC? Are we talking about music or videogames? X)
MC as in MaxCoderz. (and Minecraft) :P

Also it seems that I can now predict the future. This happened 2 minutes after I notified Juju in private about IRC or Walrified being down (which was finally just me who missed the last few post notifications) O.O

Quote
Juju   hmm12:26:42 AM
*   I| has quit IRC (No pings (1))12:27:07 AM
DJ Omnimaga   Shocked12:28:19 AM
Juju   Now DJ can predict when the Omnom bot goes down?12:29:30 AM
DJ Omnimaga   Shocked12:30:16 AM
DJ Omnimaga   yeah I was thinking the post notifier was down or that IRC was12:30:28 AM
Juju   because you complained about it in PM like 2 minutes before it actually went down o.o12:30:29 AM
DJ Omnimaga   XD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Strontium on April 24, 2015, 04:40:31 am
Quote
DJ Omnimaga   if a nuclear holocaust occurs worldwide, the only remnants of humanity will be an SD card with a selfie of a girl flying on a nuclear missile about to hit New York    9:37:58 PM
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 24, 2015, 07:00:56 am
Note: that quote was in reference to some particularly bad selfies people took at the worst possible moment that I saw on the Internets.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on April 24, 2015, 07:59:36 am
there'll also be a nokia 3310 with a half-full battery
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 25, 2015, 07:54:43 am
Lol I bet. And perhaps some TI-84+CSE calcs that never were opened will still be in perfect condition (although I bet with the time the battery will have gone bad)

https://www.omnimaga.org/news/ti-introduces-nuclear-fallout-proof-calculator-packages/ (note: brown text in Omni news meant fake/satire news)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 03, 2015, 10:59:27 pm
Quote
Cumred_Snektron   http://img.codewalr.us/pic8rgb.png 6:49:54 PM
DarkestEx   looks cool, cumred! 6:50:04 PM
Cumred_Snektron   thanks 6:50:10 PM
matrefeytontias   Perlin Squares ? 6:50:36 PM
Cumred_Snektron   nop 6:50:42 PM
matrefeytontias   Area of influence ? 6:50:47 PM
Cumred_Snektron   nah its a really simple "shader" 6:51:01 PM
Cumred_Snektron   red = x ( where x = pixel x / 128) 6:51:20 PM
Cumred_Snektron   and green is the same with y 6:51:30 PM
matrefeytontias   Ah 6:51:34 PM
matrefeytontias   And there are so few colors ? 6:51:42 PM
*   DarkestCX has quit IRC (Quit: TinyIRC 1.1) 6:52:01 PM
Cumred_Snektron   only 16 6:52:04 PM
matrefeytontias   Ah that's why 6:52:38 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Cumred is this how a 4x3 contest entry look like when high? Shocked 6:53:37 PM
matrefeytontias   XD 6:53:53 PM
matrefeytontias   Could be 6:53:54 PM
DJ Omnimaga   or maybe the opposite 6:53:59 PM
DJ Omnimaga   If you try to make an entry while high and see it as a grid, but in fact it's like in that pic 6:54:18 PM
matrefeytontias   That got me thinking 6:54:38 PM
matrefeytontias   Why did one call a king "your highness" or someting ? 6:54:51 PM
matrefeytontias   "Dayum king you're so high" 6:54:59 PM
Cumred_Snektron   LOL 6:55:01 PM
matrefeytontias   "I can't even" 6:55:04 PM
DJ Omnimaga   XD 6:56:18 PM
DarkestEx   l'OL XD 6:56:27 PM

(http://img.codewalr.us/625511.jpg)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on May 03, 2015, 11:30:29 pm
Yeah, its only 8 pixels instead of 9 :trollface:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 05, 2015, 03:00:35 pm
Nice pixels you got there, though. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on May 05, 2015, 03:13:18 pm
Fanks :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on May 05, 2015, 08:18:33 pm
Quote
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
So true but so false...
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on May 05, 2015, 08:52:52 pm
It depends on what level you are looking at. I mean where all made of atoms :P
Title: Seen on IRC today
Post by: Ivoah on May 19, 2015, 04:02:29 am
23:31 Unicorn|1 has joined (~Unicorn@cpe-72-130-196-3.hawaii.res.rr.com)
23:32 Unicorn|1: 😪
23:47 Unicorn|1: no one home..
23:47 Unicorn|1: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
23:48 Unicorn|1: 💜
23:49 Ivoah: stabs Unicorn|1 and lurks back into the shadows
23:49 Unicorn|1: stabs Ivoah as he dies
23:49 Unicorn|1: he he he
23:50 Ivoah: swiftly doges the blow, and darts down the cobble path
23:51 Unicorn|1: groans and pulls out his blowgun and shoots Ivoah in the back with a lethal dart
23:53 Ivoah: grins savagely as he pulls the dart out, unaffected by it's poison due to his years of building up an immunity
23:56 Unicorn|1: wut
23:56 Ivoah: building up an immunity to common poisons can come in handy sometimes
23:57 Unicorn|1: starts staggering towards Ivoah with poisoned, rusted throwing knife, and throws it.
23:57 Unicorn|1: hits him straight in the heart
23:57 Unicorn|1: and Ivoah collapses and dies
23:57 Unicorn|1: ;)
23:57 Ivoah: oh
23:57 Ivoah: well
23:57 Unicorn|1: the end
23:58 Unicorn|1: lol, I wonder what someone would say about this
23:59 Ivoah: As Ivoah's body falls to the ground motionless, Unicorn|1 suddenly comes to the realization that he is now a wanted man, and lives the rest of his life in misery, wandering aimlessly through the abandoned corners of the earth.
Title: Re: Seen on IRC today
Post by: xlibman on May 19, 2015, 04:03:16 am
Erm we actually have an IRC quotes thread :P http://codewalr.us/index.php?topic=61.0

Mind if I merge this topic? Also that IRC convo is kinda spammy so it might be more ideal for a channel like #rp on Omninet :P
Title: Re: Seen on IRC today
Post by: Ivoah on May 19, 2015, 04:03:46 am
Erm we actually have an IRC quotes thread :P http://codewalr.us/index.php?topic=61.0

Mind if I merge this topic?

Not a bit, sorry for putting it in the wrong spot.
Title: Re: Seen on IRC today
Post by: xlibman on May 19, 2015, 04:04:30 am
No problem. It's actually in the right section, just duplicate :). Anyway, merging now so the other link will work.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on May 19, 2015, 04:06:41 am
23:31 Unicorn|1 has joined (~Unicorn@cpe-72-130-196-3.hawaii.res.rr.com)
23:32 Unicorn|1: 😪
23:47 Unicorn|1: no one home..
23:47 Unicorn|1: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
23:48 Unicorn|1: 💜
23:49 Ivoah: stabs Unicorn|1 and lurks back into the shadows
23:49 Unicorn|1: stabs Ivoah as he dies
23:49 Unicorn|1: he he he
23:50 Ivoah: swiftly doges the blow, and darts down the cobble path
23:51 Unicorn|1: groans and pulls out his blowgun and shoots Ivoah in the back with a lethal dart
23:53 Ivoah: grins savagely as he pulls the dart out, unaffected by it's poison due to his years of building up an immunity
23:56 Unicorn|1: wut
23:56 Ivoah: building up an immunity to common poisons can come in handy sometimes
23:57 Unicorn|1: starts staggering towards Ivoah with poisoned, rusted throwing knife, and throws it.
23:57 Unicorn|1: hits him straight in the heart
23:57 Unicorn|1: and Ivoah collapses and dies
23:57 Unicorn|1: ;)
23:57 Ivoah: oh
23:57 Ivoah: well
23:57 Unicorn|1: the end
23:58 Unicorn|1: lol, I wonder what someone would say about this
23:59 Ivoah: As Ivoah's body falls to the ground motionless, Unicorn|1 suddenly comes to the realization that he is now a wanted man, and lives the rest of his life in misery, wandering aimlessly through the abandoned corners of the earth.
'

YOU FORGOT THE ENDING!!!!
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Ivoah on May 19, 2015, 04:07:39 am
YOU FORGOT THE ENDING!!!!

That ending isn't canon.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on May 19, 2015, 04:08:23 am
Fine. It was better.

Here it is...

WUT? My irc client won't let me copy/paste. *.*
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on May 19, 2015, 01:07:46 pm
Im surprised you didn't stab him with your horn :P

Theres alos a supernatural episode with that O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on May 19, 2015, 04:10:20 pm
It wasn't worth the magical powers of my horn.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on May 19, 2015, 08:06:58 pm
But you were going to die?!
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on May 19, 2015, 08:13:13 pm
My horn has healing powers. So yeah, I wouldn't die.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on May 19, 2015, 10:01:17 pm
Oh. Well :ninja: iron man can take care of that :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on May 20, 2015, 02:48:39 am
Fine! The badguy in my RPG won't be nikkybot, it'll be iron man. "."
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on May 20, 2015, 01:48:45 pm
Imagine an unicorn in an iron man suit O.O. Iron Unicorn.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: 123outerme on May 20, 2015, 04:33:00 pm
Quote
123ouerme   hey cumred   
Cumred_Snektron   How goes?   
123outerme   it's going good. How are you?   <----- Obvious joke with the way Cumred structured his question
Ivoah   BEEP BEEP BEEP   
Ivoah   123outerme: You're being arrested by the grammar police   
123outerme   Are you going to read me my rights?   
Ivoah   Nope   
Ivoah   just lock you up   
123outerme   I need a lawyer first   
123outerme   I'd like to seem my lawyer   
123outerme   see my&
123outerme   see my*   
Ivoah   Oh look, the typing/spelling police are coming   
123outerme   Correction Cumred: It goes not good.   
Ivoah   AHHHH!!!!   
123outerme   Oh, sorry. It good not goes.   
123outerme   Or was it "It not good goes"
Ivoah   SOMEONE KILL HIM!!!   
*   123outerme has quit IRC (Shot.)   
Ivoah   ahhhhh   
*   123outerme has quit IRC (Got shooted.)   
Ivoah   !   
123outerme   Ok now I'm done
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 20, 2015, 06:22:22 pm
Now now, unless Ivoah was kidding, it was just a little punctuation mistake and in a chatroom. It's not like the person constantly abuses grammar and stuff, so I'm unsure if grammar nazism is tolerated here in such case. While I want members to do an effort to spell, punctuate and use good grammar, let's not cross the line.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on May 20, 2015, 06:25:02 pm
Thats funny. I hope you didn't get a life sentence.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on May 20, 2015, 07:37:29 pm
A life sentence with my English teacher would kill me be for next week O.O. At least you wouldn't spend much time in grammar jail :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: 123outerme on May 20, 2015, 07:38:56 pm
I'm sure he was joking when he said that.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on May 20, 2015, 07:41:55 pm
I know but I can't bear the thought.

*cries in a corner...
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on May 21, 2015, 08:26:18 am
ha! I free to rule the world!!!! :P

But idk where to put this but.

Today the tepurature was 69 degrees
Then someone was turning 69
Then the batterylife was 69.

*.* Illuminati confirmed.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on May 21, 2015, 08:44:55 am
69 sided triangle?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on May 21, 2015, 07:01:44 pm
It was all multiples of three.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on May 21, 2015, 07:16:14 pm
69 sided triangle?
Wouldn't that turn into a cone then?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 21, 2015, 11:20:57 pm
Doesn't 69 require to be 18 years or older? <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on May 22, 2015, 12:00:16 am
Lets change the subject... lol :)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Ivoah on May 22, 2015, 01:26:53 am
Now now, unless Ivoah was kidding, it was just a little punctuation mistake and in a chatroom. It's not like the person constantly abuses grammar and stuff, so I'm unsure if grammar nazism is tolerated here in such case. While I want members to do an effort to spell, punctuate and use good grammar, let's not cross the line.

I was indeed kidding.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 22, 2015, 06:14:43 am
Aah Ok good lol. :)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: DarkestEx on May 22, 2015, 02:14:06 pm
Doesn't 69 require to be 18 years or older? <_<
Not too sure, DJ. :P
Still disgusting.......
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on May 22, 2015, 05:45:51 pm
It was kind of scary... A number popping up so much in one day. OO
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on May 22, 2015, 07:37:38 pm
Lets change the subject... lol :)
That didn't happen :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 24, 2015, 05:59:04 am
Doesn't 69 require to be 18 years or older? <_<
Not too sure, DJ. :P
Still disgusting.......
Indeed. Let's not bring it up :P. But it was strange that this particular, suspicious number was getting so much attention all of a sudden. But again, it used to have some calculator-related history way back in the TI-80 era, when people used 69! instead of a For() loop to slow down BASIC programs execution. The TI-80 was so slow that it was actually a viable alternative. O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: DarkestEx on May 24, 2015, 07:18:53 pm
Doesn't 69 require to be 18 years or older? <_<
Not too sure, DJ.
Still disgusting.......
Indeed. Let's not bring it up . But it was strange that this particular, suspicious number was getting so much attention all of a sudden. But again, it used to have some calculator-related history way back in the TI-80 era, when people used 69! instead of a For() loop to slow down BASIC programs execution. The TI-80 was so slow that it was actually a viable alternative. O.O
Interesting. Didn't knew that before.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 24, 2015, 07:21:24 pm
Actually it's still pretty slow on the 84+. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 26, 2015, 12:04:04 am
Yeah but nowhere as bad as on the TI-80. On the TI-80 even 2+2 was slow, but nowhere as bad as the 118 MHz ClassPad II.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on May 26, 2015, 12:52:45 pm
Well what do you  expect from ti? A good calc os? :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 26, 2015, 12:53:50 pm
I was just pointing out that the TI-80 makes everything on the 84+ look ultra fast. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on May 26, 2015, 07:39:53 pm
Then try 2+2 with Axe or ASM O.O... this reminds me...
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on May 26, 2015, 07:52:29 pm
Theoretically 2+2 with ASM takes about:
~ 6 Mhz calc
Code: [Select]
ld a, 2      ; 7 T-States
add a, 2     ; [s]4[/s] 7 T-States
7 + 4 7 =11 14 T-States
1 / (6*10^6) *  11 14 = 1.83333333*10^-6 2.3*10^-6 sec, or 1.8 2.3 micro sec.
(also thats 1/(1.5*10^7) * 11 14 = 7.3*10^-7 9.3*10^-7 sec, or 730 930 nano sec on 15 mhz mode)
Just felt like doing that ;D

EDIT: Add is 7 T-States, not 4 <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on May 26, 2015, 07:58:02 pm
you lost me but... ok :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on May 26, 2015, 08:04:58 pm
a T-State is one processor cycle. The z80 in TI-83/84 etc is about 6 Mhz, or 6*10^6 Cycles per second.
Since it takes a few cycles to perform one command its not as simple as "1/6000000th of a second (which is the time to perform one command)
times the number of commands". "ld a, 2" takes 7 t-states and "add a, 2" takes 4 7 too. Together 11 14 cycles. 1/6000000th of a second times the number of cycles, 11 14, is the
amount of time it takes to execute this code :P

Also my FX-8350 appearantly takes about 487 picoseconds (4.87*10^-10 sec)

EDIT: Add takes 7 T-States, not 4 <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on May 26, 2015, 09:55:13 pm
Thank you, my knowledge has expanded  (-_(//));
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: bb010g on May 27, 2015, 03:14:56 am
This happened (we should totally have a CodeWalrus OWOT by the way):
(http://i.imgur.com/JRB67yy.png)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Strontium on May 27, 2015, 05:03:44 am
Oooh! I like Your World of Text. I have two things of my own:
http://www.yourworldoftext.com/~Strontium/
http://www.yourworldoftext.com/~Strontium/pitchforkstore
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: TheMachine02 on May 27, 2015, 07:35:08 am
Theoretically 2+2 with ASM takes about:
~ 6 Mhz calc
Code: [Select]
ld a, 2      ; 7 T-States
add a, 2     ; 4 T-States
7 + 4 = 11 T-States
1 / (6*10^6) *  11 = 1.83333333*10^-6 sec, or 1.8 micro sec.
(also thats 1/(1.5*10^7) * 11 = 7.3*10^-7 sec, or 7.3 micro sec on 15 mhz mode)
Just felt like doing that ;D

You failed here   :P
add a,2 is 7 TStates, and I difficultly see how 15MHz is slower (7.3 micro sec vs 1.8 micro sec) than 6MHz, appart than an error in converting from 10^x
Guess 2.3 micro sec and 0.93 micro sec would be better  :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on May 27, 2015, 10:31:21 am
Oh yeah, 0.73 micro sec :P
Also i don't know how i got 4 T-States for "add a, 2"... im sure z80.info/z80inst.txt said 4 T-States though. Maybe i read wrong :P
Oh wait i see it now... i think i accidently looked at ADC <_< so i guess it depends, if the carry flag after the previous commands happens to be 0 you could use ld a, 2 / adc a, 2 too
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: TheMachine02 on May 27, 2015, 11:38:10 am
ld a, 2 / adc a, 2 too

Still 14 TStates. Adding an absolute value with a is always 7 TStates (as same as straight operation with absolute value), cause the whole instruction is 2 bytes (opcode+value), adding a 3TStates Machine state for fetching (so a 4M-3M)
The only difference with adding with carry is with hl, add hl,hl is 11TStates, adc hl,hl 15TStates.

(http://i.imgur.com/dnGt9UN.jpg)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on May 27, 2015, 11:45:59 am
There is one way : cheating with calling @z80 bot.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on May 27, 2015, 01:35:07 pm
Code: [Select]
ld a, 4
rekt

/me used h4x
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 28, 2015, 08:07:16 pm
This happened (we should totally have a CodeWalrus OWOT by the way):
(http://i.imgur.com/JRB67yy.png)
Running DOOOM was my suggestion, by the way :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 31, 2015, 05:33:25 pm
Quote
Eiyeron, [31.05.15 13:14] TF2 time
Streetwalrus, [31.05.15 13:15] nom cranberries
Streetwalrus, [31.05.15 13:15] these things are good
Eiyeron, [31.05.15 13:18] No more tf2

Morale of the story: cranberries can stop anyone from gaming, even if addicted to WoW or something.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Duke "Tape" Eiyeron on May 31, 2015, 07:41:55 pm
Meh; I meant that I was sick of playing TF2 for today.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 03, 2015, 07:10:21 pm
I know. O just thought it was strange out of context. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on June 03, 2015, 07:51:20 pm
Lol, I have TF2 but never play it... :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on June 03, 2015, 08:44:08 pm
i have don't starve bit i never play it. I only bought it for dont starve together though
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 03, 2015, 08:59:47 pm
I never heard of Don't Starve. I should check what is it. Is it some zombie game?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: DarkestEx on June 04, 2015, 12:05:06 am
Oooh! I like Your World of Text. I have two things of my own:
http://www.yourworldoftext.com/~Strontium/
http://www.yourworldoftext.com/~Strontium/pitchforkstore
I have an account there too now:
~/DarkestEx/ (http://yourworldoftext.com/~DarkestEx/)

Btw this is the script to paste and clear stuff (I copied it partly from GitHub and edited it):
Code: [Select]
var fill_text=function(wi,he,chr) {
  chr = (chr == undefined ? " " : chr);
  var text = "";
  for(var y=0; y < he; y++) {
  for(var x=0; x < wi; x++) {
  text = text + chr;
  }
  text = text + "\n";
  }
  var width = $(".active-cursor").width();
  var height = $(".active-cursor").height();
  var start = $(".active-cursor").offset();
  var current = {
    top: Math.round(start.top + height / 2),
    left: Math.round(start.left + width / 2)
  };
  var i = 0;
  function next() {
    var c = text.charAt(i);
    if (c === "\n") {
      current.left = start.left;
      current.top += height;
    } else {
      $(document.elementFromPoint(current.left, current.top)).click();
      w.typeChar(c);
      current.left += width;
    }
    i++;
    if (i < text.length) {
      setTimeout(next, 2);
    }
  }
  next()
};
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 07, 2015, 03:32:11 am
Best pun on CW so far:

<Cumred> Does a tree have internet connection? O.O
<Streetwalrus> Well it does have root access at least.

In the member pictures thread http://codewalr.us/index.php?topic=287.msg14861
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on June 07, 2015, 03:44:48 am
Indeed, though, I think the tree gets up and leaves to get internet access. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on June 07, 2015, 04:31:06 am
^:P

If anything it can synthesize photos O.o
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on June 07, 2015, 04:45:39 am
And this is what happens when I make a reference to the tree in Minas Tirith :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on June 07, 2015, 04:50:02 am
^No kidding, He he photosynthesis...
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on June 07, 2015, 07:37:09 pm
I think the the tree before the end of Return of the King is dead though
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on June 07, 2015, 09:56:17 pm
Well, it has magical powers right?!
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on June 08, 2015, 02:43:11 am
No, they just hid a sapling somewhere in case the old one died.

But then again, it's descended from one of the two trees of Valinor. The one whose light was made into the moon chariot (I think it's a chariot anyways)

I don't want to get too deep into Tolkien lore :P

EDIT:
Source of info: The Silmarillion
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 08, 2015, 04:17:01 am
Not a CodeWalrus quote, but rather a very old quote from 2002 by Ed Fry, from Fryedsoft:

Quote
Basically, in the Ti-community, the "we're rebuilding and will be up shortly" is another way of saying "We're bored with the site now and we're going to kill it off slowly"
http://fryedsoft.bluecrimson.com/

What's funny about it is that it was actually true. Of all the sites that went offline with a Redesign underway sign since I joined the TI community in 2001, only one re-opened (MaxCoderz) O.O


So yeah, if you ever run a calc site yourself and want to keep your older members around, do not ever go offline for redesign purposes, because they will think the site is gone for good. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on June 08, 2015, 01:04:53 pm
There better be all that walriis back after some unexpected down time you hear  ;)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on June 08, 2015, 03:35:06 pm
In that case you should set up a private dev forum, and work on the layout from there. You can port tje posts quite easy with the database and such so thats not a problem
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on June 10, 2015, 03:10:51 am
Quote
DJ Omnimaga     Also hi strontium, where have you veen?   
Strontium          I've been on here on and off   
Unicorn|                  under mah gun   
Strontium          Just not when you were online as well
DJ Omnimaga     Aah ok

He's been under mah gun :P

I was singing a song I got stuck in my head. I think I have the lyrics wrong anyways :P

Just thought it was kind of funny, as I just typed that in, and they were talking about where he had been. O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 18, 2015, 05:29:56 am
In that case you should set up a private dev forum, and work on the layout from there. You can port tje posts quite easy with the database and such so thats not a problem
Yeah, I think that it's the best way to do it. Omni and Cemetech did that during their last respective upgrades (although Omni had to release it prematurely due to exploits in their SMF 1.1.x install. But at least they didn't put the entire site offline). If a site have to be disabled for a while, then the author should at least setup a temporary board somewhere where they cross-post some updates. And if the site was deleted and you need time to make a new one, then perhaps backups should have been made in the first place.

Also I think that we have to be transparent about site upgrades so that people are aware of what is gonna happen and be open to suggestions. If people asks too many questions then we can make a topic with a FAQ and direct people there I guess. In our case that's after when SMF 2.1 will come out.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on June 18, 2015, 01:35:27 pm
Yeah thats a good idea :). Also you can always point the domain name somewhere else too.
But yeah i think its important to announce big forum changes long enough in advance
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 18, 2015, 06:56:46 pm
O.O
(https://img.ourl.ca/Screenshot_2015-06-18-14-54-42.png)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 18, 2015, 11:32:06 pm
Hahaha. XD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 24, 2015, 05:39:43 am
Streetwalrus   (http://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/walrii.gif)  1:19:05 PM
Cumred_Snektron   (http://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/walrianne.gif)   1:19:15 PM
Cumred_Snektron   UE4 time
alexgt   (http://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/walrii.gif)  2:10:20 PM
alexgt   hehehehheheheh /walrii   2:10:28 PM
alexgt   LLLLLAAAGGGG   2:10:36 PM
alexgt   is there a limit to the amount of times you can do that?   2:12:20 PM
Streetwal   Alex I think the script will stop adding them once they fill up the space   3:11:42 PM
Streetwal   if you make a larger window you can add more   3:11:54 PM
DJ Omnimaga   (http://codewalr.us/omnomirc_www/smileys/rainbowwalrii3b.gif)   3:12:59 PM
Cumred_Snektron   (http://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/walrii.gif)  3:28:32 PM
Cumred_Snektron   Nah they keep being added   3:28:43 PM
Cumred_Snektron   what2do...   3:41:22 PM
alexgt   (http://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/walrianne.gif)


That was a little intense on the walruses, me thinks. :P (if we remove Walrified post notifications, joins and parts, that is. :P)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on June 24, 2015, 04:52:35 pm
:walrii::trollface:
I think we were bored :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 30, 2015, 04:01:56 am
Warning: Drama-related, but I thought this was quite scary before I paid attention to the timestamps. O.O

Streetwalrus , [29.06.15 16:19]ephraim tried to ban evade on omni
Streetwalrus , [29.06.15 16:19]on the irc channel
Streetwalrus , [29.06.15 16:40]he impersonated random people
Streetwalrus , [29.06.15 16:41]apotato, kerm, tifreak
Streetwalrus , [29.06.15 19:27]you should charge your CX
Streetwalrus , [29.06.15 19:27]you'll see why when you check out the forums :P

I was starting wonering WTF? O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Ivoah on July 03, 2015, 01:05:50 am
Quote
20:57 Ivoah: When do I get a walrii ;)
20:58 I|: 4<DJ Omnimaga> you are a Pokemon :P
20:58 Ivoah: I am?
20:59 I|: 36* Walrified 10post by DJ Omnimaga10 on 03Re: Walrii fanart10 http://codewalr.us/38/17442
20:59 I|: 4<JWinslow23> Go! Ivoah!
20:59 I|: 4<JWinslow23> *poof*
20:59 Ivoah: used code
20:59 I|: 4<JWinslow23> It's super effective!
20:59 I|: 46* JWinslow23 used optimize
21:00 I|: 4<JWinslow23> Critical hit!
21:00 Ivoah: Foe 1337H4X0R fainted
21:00 I|: 46* JWinslow23 gained 69 EXP. points!
21:00 I|: 4<JWinslow23> Snowclone congratulatory message!
21:01 Ivoah: what? You get the money, I get the exp points
21:01 I|: 4<DJ Omnimaga> 1337h4x0r... oh god... I have bad memories of that TI community member back in the days x.x
21:01 I|: 4<JWinslow23> I was unsure who 1337H4X0R was, yours or mine
21:01 I|: 4<DJ Omnimaga> he was around in 2007
21:01 I|: 4<JWinslow23> As in, fighting for Ivoah or me :P
21:02 Ivoah: He was the enemy pokémon
21:02 I|: 4<JWinslow23> Enemy to me or you?
21:02 I|: 4<JWinslow23> I thought we were mock fighting
21:02 Ivoah: enemy to you and I
21:02 I|: 4<JWinslow23> Oh. We're on a team/
21:02 Ivoah: no, you were my trainer
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on July 03, 2015, 02:25:54 am
I would be the overlord who makes you fight ;D
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on July 16, 2015, 07:47:26 pm
This is a message I got from one of my IRL friends on Skype O.O
Quote
Once a time in da world of da dragoons, a wirzurd at ten muffins only to mock the person he know that can't eat them cuz he sux. So da wirzurd decided to eat ten pounds of unicorn meat and puked it up at the kings feet BUT THEN da unicorn meat reformulated into a horse and that's how uncicdorns dont exist cuz they remformulted into horses. Now for some questions bout dum stoof  (1. How many telekenetic people screw in a light bulb?  (2. u suk  (3. How can u make a boat out of kittens mice and dogs. The answers wur 0, u suk and u cant u will get a leak.
Sorry Unicorn apparently you are a horse :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on July 16, 2015, 10:52:35 pm
YOU GO TELL HIM HE'S WRONG! I SEE ONE RIGHT HERE! AND I DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT DRAGOONS, BUT I LIVED IN THE TIME OF DINOSAURS! NOT THE TIME OF WEIRD SPEEELLINGS!   >:( >:( >:(

 (-_(//));
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on July 17, 2015, 10:31:57 pm
YOU GO TELL HIM HE'S WRONG! I SEE ONE RIGHT HERE! AND I DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT DRAGOONS, BUT I LIVED IN THE TIME OF DINOSAURS! NOT THE TIME OF WEIRD SPEEELLINGS!   >:( >:( >:(

 (-_(//));
So you're a walrus with a horn and flashing eyes??

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on July 17, 2015, 11:06:41 pm
Totally NOT! Did you read? Dinosaurs, not drakes.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on July 17, 2015, 11:47:00 pm
I have no idea how he came up with that tho O.o
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on July 18, 2015, 02:55:45 am
Unlss Dinos and drakes lived in the same time in Tolkein :P
Title: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on July 25, 2015, 05:44:28 am
I have no idea how he came up with that tho O.o

From The Silmarillion/ Children of Hurin ;-)

(And warped logic)



Oh, and Middle-Earth was supposed to be around 3000 BC or something like that, I forgot the numbers but I know some of them in terms of ages (LOTR was the third age, Numenor the second, etc)

All big lizards, oh well.

Haven't figured out how to quote while editing on tapatalk
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on July 31, 2015, 05:38:39 pm
This is a message I got from one of my IRL friends on Skype O.O
Quote
Once a time in da world of da dragoons, a wirzurd at ten muffins only to mock the person he know that can't eat them cuz he sux. So da wirzurd decided to eat ten pounds of unicorn meat and puked it up at the kings feet BUT THEN da unicorn meat reformulated into a horse and that's how uncicdorns dont exist cuz they remformulted into horses. Now for some questions bout dum stoof  (1. How many telekenetic people screw in a light bulb?  (2. u suk  (3. How can u make a boat out of kittens mice and dogs. The answers wur 0, u suk and u cant u will get a leak.
Sorry Unicorn apparently you are a horse :P
That almost looked like how a certain TI community user wrote his posts almost a decade ago (done on purpose) :P

And unicorn, all-caps are hard to read, even in random posts. <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on July 31, 2015, 08:26:29 pm
Sooorrrrryyyy for that :P I needed to make my point made :P

But yeah, it is hardish to read...
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on August 27, 2015, 11:44:35 pm
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DJ Omnimaga   (http://codewalr.us/omnomirc_www/smileys/rainbowwalrii3b.gif)   7:09:00 PM
aeTIos   I think I just saw a police chase   7:33:02 PM
aeTIos   car was driving at high speed and a police with flashing lights was behind it   7:33:51 PM
Juju   o.o   7:34:16 PM
aeTIos   yeah   7:34:34 PM
aeTIos   pretty cool   7:34:37 PM
Streetwal   lol   7:37:03 PM
DJ Omnimaga   wow   7:38:12 PM
Juju   lol   7:39:22 PM
aeTIos   wowowowowwowososowowowoawowwowo   7:42:31 PM
*   aeTIos np panzer batallion   7:42:45 PM
notipa   ... I think we broke aeTIos   7:43:03 PM
DJ Omnimaga   aeTIos maybe you didn't look well and it was just me posting (http://codewalr.us/omnomirc_www/smileys/rainbowwalrii3b.gif) on WalrusIRC and your screen was reflecting in the window and giving you the impression that it was a police car :P   7:43:12 PM
aeTIos   shiet   7:43:24 PM
aeTIos   ur rite   7:43:27 PM
DJ Omnimaga   O.O   7:43:38 PM
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on August 28, 2015, 07:10:19 am
lol, I hope that was wrong O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on August 31, 2015, 01:02:36 am
Did aetios think the police was behind him?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on August 31, 2015, 03:20:26 am
Lol no. He thought that there was a police car chase in the streets where he lives, or he was kidding around with me and there was really a police car chase. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on August 31, 2015, 11:21:52 pm
Oh :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: c4ooo on September 04, 2015, 03:01:27 am
This happened on #omnimaga. Which made this very awkward/wal-ronic (https://codewalr.us/other/walrii.gif)
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10:16 PM <OmnomIRC> (O)<c4ooo> AaronBot2: how smart are you?
10:16 PM <OmnomIRC> (#)<jamesguessis> Google c4ooo
10:16 PM <OmnomIRC> (#)<AaronBot2> https://codewalr.us/index.php?action=profile;u=647
10:16 PM <OmnomIRC> (#)<jamesguessis> OuO
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 04, 2015, 03:16:06 am
Wait I didn't know that AaronBot2 was in that channel now. It's in a secret channel I sometimes visit. I am surprised it actually brought up CW as first Google result, though, considering most of the time we are like the 4th site listed O.O


Also I had a very constructive convo with @Streetwalrus a few days ago:

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on September 04, 2015, 11:00:21 am
L'Olympique Lyonnais.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 09, 2015, 03:24:23 am
That was a funny Telegram bot glitch XD

Quote
YukiBot, [08.09.15 22:15]
* I| quit IRC (out of Desolate (the program version), I get a RAM clear)

YukiBot, [08.09.15 22:15]
<I|> 4<JWinslow23> tr1p1ea: For some reason, every time I quit out of Desolate (the program version), I get a RAM clear
Basically, when JWinslow23 posted his text line, YukiBot thought the I| bot was quitting IRC with part of that message as quit message.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on September 09, 2015, 08:32:32 pm
So I was sending random lyrics to aeTIos and...
Quote from: Telegram
Streetwalrus, [09.09.15 22:09]
I was made to hit in americaaa~

aeTIos, [09.09.15 22:10]
-all Russian warheads ever built
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on September 09, 2015, 10:03:46 pm
lol

What about Soviet warheads? :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on September 10, 2015, 05:57:39 am
Back in the USSR! :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF7zjPTmvAQ
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 10, 2015, 06:07:48 am
That song is awesome, although USSR reminded me more of https://youtube.com/watch?v=8pTKtlVlWso . And ROFL at the quote Streetwalrus. XD

Earlier on IRC, we were discussing CodeWalrus atmosphere/policies and @gameblabla said this:

"<gameblabla> because the overall atmosphere on cw is like Yoshi's Island with the singing yoshi"


I wonder if we should copy Minecraft and add rotating quotes on top of our logo or faded around it? :P

By the way, on Omnimaga, what we used (thanks to Netham45) was "Friendship Unity Caring Kindness". It remained in the IRC topic for 6 years before it was finally removed (around when the big changes took place)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on September 10, 2015, 10:06:40 pm
The USSR reminds me of first the Country/state, then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 10, 2015, 10:08:28 pm
Yeah I know. I still remember in elementary school when our school books were 4-6 years old and still said USSR instead of Russia, so in geography class the teacher always had to remind us that USSR no longer exists.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on September 13, 2015, 05:09:32 pm
Our school globes say that :P

But I study the Cold War/ WW2 for fun, so my geography is a bit messed up for that region of Asia/Europe :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 13, 2015, 05:55:57 pm
Yeah I remember when we had history classes. I liked them actually, especially world war 2 stuff. Medieval times was fun too.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on September 13, 2015, 06:11:58 pm
I like History because it is super easy xD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on September 13, 2015, 08:23:34 pm
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<I|>  4<ben_g> It's CPU is a 3.2 GHz quad core i5 (turbo boost till 3.9GHz), it's GPU is a Sapphire HD 7xxx series something, it has 16GB of 1600MHz RAM, a 256GB 500MB/s SSD for OS, programs and frequently played games, then a 1TB hard drive for main data storge, a 500GB extra hard drive for additional storage
<I|>  4<Cumred_Snektron> i came
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 13, 2015, 10:43:36 pm
That is awesome, but it needs more calculators. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on September 13, 2015, 10:51:46 pm
There was also a funny conversation between JWinslow and aeTIos, Cumred and me about the former touching his girlfriend's breasts a few minutes after that. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 13, 2015, 11:56:12 pm
Wait what? I hope he didn't do that O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on September 14, 2015, 12:02:57 am
Warning, long log, not cleaned up.
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[22:26:46] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> It was my gf
[22:26:51] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> That picture
[22:26:55] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Was Kelsey
[22:26:56] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Shocker
[22:27:15] <Streetwal> what
[22:28:15] * Walrified ^C10post by ^ODarkestEx^C10 on ^C03Re: microcat - The ultimative ARM based handheld game console^C10 http://codewalr.us/646/21985
[22:29:35] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> http://p.pinger.com/mms/666/0cj8ak.jpg
[22:29:58] * Walrified ^C10post by ^ODJ Omnimaga^C10 on ^C03Re: microcat - The ultimative ARM based handheld game console^C10 http://codewalr.us/646/21987
[22:30:10] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> She decided to dress in drag for a day. Makeup, fake beard, breasts duct taped under the armpits, sock in the pants, everything
[22:30:27] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> At one point in the day, she forgot she did that, looked in the mirror, and freaked herself out
[22:30:29] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> XD
[22:30:47] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> That's the only pic she has
[22:32:07] * Walrified ^C10post by ^ODarkestEx^C10 on ^C03Re: microcat - The ultimative ARM based handheld game console^C10 http://codewalr.us/646/21988
[22:32:59] <Streetwal> XD
[22:33:17] * Walrified ^C10post by ^ODJ Omnimaga^C10 on ^C03Re: DJ waves goodbye from IRC and Telegram. See you on the forums.^C10 http://codewalr.us/705/21989
[22:33:44] <Streetwal> I suppose strapping your boobs isn't very comfortable though lol
[22:35:08] <I|> ^C4^O<DarkestEx> lol that photo XD
[22:35:29] * Walrified ^C10post by ^ODarkestEx^C10 on ^C03Re: DJ waves goodbye from IRC and Telegram. See you on the forums.^C10 http://codewalr.us/705/21990
[22:36:39] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> jwinslow
[22:37:10] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> there i wenr thinking thats a pretty handsome guy
[22:42:27] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Hey, he's mine :P
[22:42:37] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Streetwal: She said they were sore
[22:42:45] <Streetwal> lol
[22:42:47] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I almost asked to give them a massage :P
[22:42:57] <Streetwal> you should have :P
[22:45:02] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> You think I could get away with that in a million years? :P
[22:45:40] <Streetwal> lol
[22:46:03] <Streetwal> likely in a few years
[22:46:06] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> HEya
[22:46:11] <Streetwal> *cough*aeTIos*cough*
[22:46:24] <Streetwal> sup
[22:47:00] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> JWinslow but but boob massages
[22:47:08] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> she doesn't let you do that?
[22:47:15] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I never asked
[22:47:19] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> get to the next base asap :P
[22:47:21] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Besides, we're in high school :P
[22:47:26] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> i got away with it
[22:47:29] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> :3
[22:47:41] <Streetwal> lol
[22:47:47] <Streetwal> you have a gf Cumred ?
[22:47:52] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> yiss
[22:47:57] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> bewbs r gud.
[22:48:00] <Streetwal> I didn't know o.o
[22:48:08] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> yeah its since like a week only
[22:48:13] <Streetwal> XD
[22:48:15] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> hahahahaha
[22:48:23] <Streetwal> and you didn't tell us
[22:48:30] <Streetwal> :(
[22:48:44] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> i tell u now :P
[22:48:46] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> btw
[22:48:48] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> <I|> ^C2<Streetwal. >:(
[22:48:48] <Streetwal> ^.^
[22:48:51] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> fixed
[22:48:54] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> any thoughts on antlr?
[22:49:03] <Streetwal> yes aeTIos
[22:49:27] * Walrified ^C10post by ^Oadekto^C10 on ^C03Re: microcat - The ultimative ARM based handheld game console^C10 http://codewalr.us/646/21991
[22:49:32] <I|> ^C3^O^C2* matrefeytontias has quit #CodeWalrus (Quit: Leaving)
[22:50:05] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> but yeah JWinslow how old are yoh actually: P
[22:50:05] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> you*
[22:50:21] <Streetwal> 14 iirc
[22:52:12] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> hmm
[22:52:22] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> aeTIos: 14, but turning 15 in January
[22:52:47] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> I could see why you're still in the boring zone then
[22:52:53] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> And yeah. I asked her about the boob massage thing. Wonder what she'll say :P
[22:53:05] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> ("boring zone" according to xkcd)
[22:53:21] <Streetwal> lol
[22:53:51] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Not sure she'll expect it. I mean, I've literally stayed clear of them whenever I could
[22:53:55] <Streetwal> https://xkcd.com/540/
[22:53:55] <YukiBot> [^C10title^O] xkcd: Base System
[22:54:25] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> jwinslow: hmm I did that the first couple months too I guess
[22:54:35] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Why, when I tried to rub a bit higher than her bare belly, I made positively sure I was rubbing down the middle, and not on any boob skin or under a bra
[22:54:48] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Many times
[22:55:00] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> problem: the best part to hold a hug is right up there :P
[22:55:17] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> (when hugging from the back anyway)
[22:55:33] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> actually
[22:55:35] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I usually hold just above there or below there.
[22:55:47] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> ehe
[22:55:48] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Usually below if I'm trying to stay for a long time
[22:55:56] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Like, my hands come together near the belly
[22:56:05] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> ic
[22:56:16] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> butbut boobies :p
[22:56:20] <I|> ^C4^O<Cumred_Snektron> yes
[22:56:23] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> I guess just ask
[22:56:25] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I was raised to be decent
[22:56:34] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I asked just to see what she'd say
[22:56:49] <Streetwal> lol
[22:57:02] <I|> ^C4^O<Strontium> I cant figure out how to load an image into a GROB on the HP Prime, or find out if it is even possible :/ I cant find anything on any forums about it.
[22:57:08] <I|> ^C4^O<Strontium> I should probably make a post here.
[22:57:27] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Dunno when she'll respond. I did it through text
[22:57:40] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> my gf literally told me that she likes it when I touch them so she basically gave me carte blanche around there
[22:57:50] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> profit?
[22:58:15] * Walrified ^C10post by ^OStrontium^C10 on ^C03Re: Learn to Fly Idle for the Ti Nspire^C10 http://codewalr.us/700/21992
[22:58:27] <Streetwal> haha nice
[22:58:40] <Streetwal> boobs are kind of erogenous
[22:58:44] <Streetwal> so yeah
[22:59:06] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> its not that I strip her naked every time i see her tho
[22:59:17] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> tmi, dude :P
[22:59:25] <Streetwal> look
[22:59:28] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Kidding.
[22:59:29] <Streetwal> lol*
[22:59:29] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> why ha
[22:59:47] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> If my gf said she liked it, I'd do the same
[22:59:53] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Just because she likes it
[22:59:56] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> spoiler
[23:00:10] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> its hard to resist when you get full access
[23:00:17] <Streetwal> ask her first
[23:00:30] <Streetwal> which you did
[23:00:45] <Streetwal> otherwise you'll get in trouble :P
[23:00:45] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> because 1) she likes it and 2) boobz
[23:01:04] <Streetwal> and 3) BOOBZ
[23:01:26] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> She said "Yea"
[23:01:29] <Streetwal> 5318008
[23:01:39] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> jwinslow:lolprofit
[23:01:53] * Walrified ^C10topic by ^OStrontium^C10 on ^C03How do I load an image into a GROB on the HP Prime?^C10 http://codewalr.us/706/21993
[23:01:56] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Haha1
[23:01:58] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> *!
[23:02:00] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> 101pr0f1t
[23:02:07] <Streetwal> 120
[23:02:14] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> 410
[23:02:18] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> 420
[23:02:20] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> blaze
[23:02:23] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> ittttt
[23:02:31] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I asked her about doing it next time we visit each other
[23:02:48] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I wonder what it'd be like
[23:02:50] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> For me and her
[23:02:55] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> spoiler
[23:00:10] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> its hard to resist when you get full access
[23:00:17] <Streetwal> ask her first
[23:00:30] <Streetwal> which you did
[23:00:45] <Streetwal> otherwise you'll get in trouble :P
[23:00:45] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> because 1) she likes it and 2) boobz
[23:01:04] <Streetwal> and 3) BOOBZ
[23:01:26] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> She said "Yea"
[23:01:29] <Streetwal> 5318008
[23:01:39] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> jwinslow:lolprofit
[23:01:53] * Walrified ^C10topic by ^OStrontium^C10 on ^C03How do I load an image into a GROB on the HP Prime?^C10 http://codewalr.us/706/21993
[23:01:56] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Haha1
[23:01:58] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> *!
[23:02:00] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> 101pr0f1t
[23:02:07] <Streetwal> 120
[23:02:14] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> 410
[23:02:18] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> 420
[23:02:20] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> blaze
[23:02:23] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> ittttt
[23:02:31] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I asked her about doing it next time we visit each other
[23:02:48] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I wonder what it'd be like
[23:02:50] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> For me and her
[23:02:55] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> spoiler
[23:02:56] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> Where does 420 blaze it actually come from?
[23:02:57] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> good
[23:03:27] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> 420 comes from a secret club that gathered at 4:20 to smoke weed in secret
[23:03:30] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> I've heard it a lot of times and I know what it means, but I don't know what it's a reference of.
[23:03:57] <I|> ^C3^O<aeTIos> blaze it I guess means smoke weed evrydayy
[23:04:22] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> "Sure"
[23:04:28] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Wish me luck, guys :P
[23:04:34] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> Well, if everyone knows about it, then that club wasn't very good at keeping things secret :p
[23:04:44] <Streetwal> more like I wish you fun :P
[23:04:45] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> JWinslow: for what?
[23:05:00] <Streetwal> touching his gf's boobs
[23:05:07] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> oh
[23:05:11] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> Good luck lol
[23:05:14] <Streetwal> :P
[23:05:31] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Gosh
[23:05:37] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Can't believe I asked
[23:05:41] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> And she said yes
[23:05:49] <Streetwal> that group would say 4 20 blaze it and then it stuck
[23:06:16] <Streetwal> winsy: how long have you guys been together
[23:08:20] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Streetwal: 11 months
[23:10:19] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> Cool.
[23:10:21] <Streetwal> that's long enough
[23:10:31] <Streetwal> longer than aeTIos
[23:10:42] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> I only have been with my gf for NaN months...
[23:10:49] <Streetwal> haha
[23:11:07] <Streetwal> I've been with my computer for two years
[23:11:07] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> Imagine if that would have happened when we first met
[23:11:12] <Streetwal> :trollface:
[23:11:28] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> "Hey, I can play Swing Copters on my calculator! *grips and pinches boob*"
[23:11:31] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> :P
[23:11:34] <Streetwal> 2.5 even
[23:12:00] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> 3 months for me :p
[23:12:01] <Streetwal> lol
[23:12:25] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> No joke. I had a Swing Copters clone in development.
[23:12:27] <I|> ^C4^O<ben_g> But in a computer's case, newer is more awesome
[23:12:29] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> I showed her about it
[23:12:38] <I|> ^C4^O<JWinslow23> That was how we met
It was actually before. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 14, 2015, 03:43:16 am
Now that is kinda akward, but I guess if she says you can do it and doesn't mind then I guess that's ok. :P

However...

Quote
breasts duct taped under the armpits
Wouldn't that hurt really bad? O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on September 14, 2015, 11:22:33 am
We'd need a girl to confirm it. :P But apparently she said they were sore.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on September 14, 2015, 12:10:34 pm
Wait what? I hope he didn't do that O.O
I have yet to, don't worry. :P Even then, I won't make a big deal about it.

Now that is kinda akward, but I guess if she says you can do it and doesn't mind then I guess that's ok. :P
Only reason that I offered was because I said that since her breasts were sore, then I almost offered to massage them. Then aeTIos (mainly) started telling me to ask for real. That's all. She did say yes, and hopefully she likes it as much as aeTIos does :P .
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 14, 2015, 03:20:21 pm
hopefully she likes it as much as aeTIos does :P .

I thought aeTIos was a guy? O.O

Just kidding about typo :P, and I see now. Always, always make sure you have the permission to do it :P (also in your case don't be too rough)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p4nix on September 14, 2015, 04:41:04 pm
Such discussions on IRC/forums, but DJO still being afraid to tell the 'meaning' of my name in public. Mmmh, yeah :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 14, 2015, 05:02:01 pm
I wasn't too sure if it was appropriate for the chat then. I mean, I am not the only staff taking decisions, you know? :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on September 14, 2015, 05:02:47 pm
I think lightly nsfw stuff like this is fine, IRC is more random than the forum anyway.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on September 14, 2015, 05:25:53 pm
hopefully she likes it as much as aeTIos does :P .

I thought aeTIos was a guy? O.O

Just kidding about typo :P, and I see now. Always, always make sure you have the permission to do it :P (also in your case don't be too rough)
He is. I meant, as much as he likes doing it. His girlfriend gives him "carte blanche" around that area :P

And I will, don't worry. Soft touches and squeezes, then.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 14, 2015, 05:39:56 pm
I think lightly nsfw stuff like this is fine, IRC is more random than the forum anyway.
Yeah same. Just as long as it doesn't go as far as on TIMGUL (eg the granny <censored> topic) :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on September 22, 2015, 05:39:30 pm
Quote from: #gc-forever
<Extrems> This rejects black pixels.
<emu_kidid> a racist compare
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 22, 2015, 05:47:28 pm
Lol nice one. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 07, 2015, 11:27:24 pm
Sorry @annoyingcalc but that had to be quoted :P


Quote
<I|>  4<annoyingcalc> I just realised to day that the logo of this site is a walrus
<I|>  2<Streetwal> hahaha
<I|>  4<annoyingcalc> I thought it was someone carrying an injured person
<I|>  2<Streetwal> O.O
<I|>  2<Streetwal> I don't see how it remotely ressembles that
<I|>  4<annoyingcalc> the eyes look like the heads


Poor :walrii:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on October 07, 2015, 11:39:42 pm
What the hell @annoyingcalc o.o
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p4nix on October 08, 2015, 07:45:31 am
Still can't see it :C
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: annoyingcalc on October 08, 2015, 04:28:51 pm
Completely ignore the feet, and look at the eyes. They look like heads of people.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 08, 2015, 05:45:56 pm
Now that you mention it again, the eyes might look like Smurf heads, except I am unable to see anything else that would resemble people. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on October 09, 2015, 06:24:22 am
I have a problem. I have so many funny quotes to post but they always involve myself making it.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 09, 2015, 06:33:35 am
You can still post them anyway (maybe in 1 post) :)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on October 09, 2015, 06:35:00 am
You can still post them anyway (maybe in 1 post) :)
That's kinda like liking your own facebook posts though.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 10, 2015, 03:22:54 am
True but maybe some people will find the quotes funny :P

Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on October 12, 2015, 02:22:46 pm
Quote
Streetwalrus, [12.10.15 16:23]
+Ivoah | Good morning everyone!
 +I| | <Cumred_Snektron> heya ivo
 +Ivoah | Hello fellow staffer
 +I| | <Cumred_Snektron> lol
 +Streetwal | hello underlings
 +Streetwal | :P
 +I| | <Cumred_Snektron> u wot m8
 +I| | <Cumred_Snektron> 1v1 me bl2
 +Streetwal | lol
 +Ivoah | Hello overling
 +Ivoah | I just grabbed my calculator instead of my mosue
 +Ivoah | *mouse
 +Streetwal | lol
 +I| | <Cumred_Snektron> gg
 +I| | <Cumred_Snektron> i grabbed the internet instead of my homework
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Snektron on October 12, 2015, 02:36:20 pm
I should really be learning my german, but i got distracted .-.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Araidia on October 13, 2015, 03:31:06 am
I should really be learning my german, but i got distracted .-.
I was forced by my mom to take Spanish instead of German. Thing is MY SISTER IS TAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW. So unfair >:(
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 13, 2015, 05:37:19 am
+Ivoah | I just grabbed my calculator instead of my mosue

I approve of this. Once you saw this line of text, then that's all you can see.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on October 13, 2015, 06:06:25 am
I should really be learning my german, but i got distracted .-.
I was forced by my mom to take Spanish instead of German. Thing is MY SISTER IS TAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW. So unfair >:(
I did the same thing a few years ago, I had the choice between Spanish and German and I took Spanish. Not that any of those languages are terribly useful in my situation, I mean there's not a lot of Spanish people here?

I'd like to have Japanese courses, though.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on October 13, 2015, 07:48:41 am
Same here, middle school force me to take Spanish instead of German because they only allowed German as a first language and I already had English. So yeah, I kinda speak Spanish, but I don't remember a lot and I gave up on it anyway during the second year so I've always had low grades in it. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 14, 2015, 12:59:24 am
Personally, German was not available in hi-school. I guess it's due to fewer german immigrants around here, though, compared to mexicans and people from Spain, so fewer people took such class. I was also a bit scared back then because I kept hearing that German is much harder to learn than Spanish, French and English from a French perspective, but I realize that I should have tried it anyway.

By the way Street, how is your learning coming along for your new home town language? Are there a lot of French and English people where you live?

Also some walrus randomness occurred earlier O.O

Quote
DJ Omnimaga   Omnom   4:00:00 PM
c4ooo   what do walri eat?   4:00:08 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Food   4:00:08 PM
Araidia   NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM   4:00:19 PM
c4ooo   Ninja   4:00:20 PM
DJ Omnimaga   (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/walrianne.gif)    4:00:22 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Prbly fish   4:00:29 PM
Araidia   (http://codewalr.us/Smileys/cwsmileys/walrii2.gif)   4:00:36 PM
c4ooo   there is no whay you could have replied that fast   4:00:43 PM
Araidia   Don't know how to do the other walrii   4:00:52 PM
DJ Omnimaga   : w a 1 r i i :   4:01:19 PM
gameblabla   (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/walrianne.gif)    4:01:39 PM
c4ooo   they are omnivores...   4:01:51 PM
*   Walrified post by MaxLeiter on Re: KIMP - a (huge) WIP image/sprite editor for KnightOS http://codewalr.us/770/23847   4:01:56 PM
Araidia   (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/walrianne.gif)    4:01:57 PM
Araidia   omg   4:01:59 PM
CVSoft   O.O.O   4:02:10 PM
Araidia   :wa2rii:   4:02:12 PM
Araidia   I tried   4:02:15 PM
c4ooo   <link to gore-intensive picture of walrus eating his meal>   4:03:30 PM
W-801   i.kinja-img.com: image/jpeg (81.53 KB)   4:03:31 PM
Araidia   OH WHY   4:03:43 PM
c4ooo   :walrus:   4:04:02 PM
c4ooo   (http://codewalr.us/Smileys/cwsmileys/walrii2.gif)   4:04:17 PM
*   Walrified post by DJ Omnimaga on Re: SDL/n2DLib ports for TI Nspire http://codewalr.us/670/23848   4:04:19 PM
Araidia   I NEVER KNEW WALRUSES WERE THIS GRUSOME   4:04:27 PM
c4ooo   :wa1ii:   4:04:35 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Omg   4:04:43 PM
c4ooo   (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/walrianne.gif)    4:04:46 PM
c4ooo   RUN!!!   4:04:52 PM
DJ Omnimaga   But CW walruses are cute :P   4:04:53 PM
DJ Omnimaga   An invasion seems underway   4:05:16 PM
c4ooo   (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/walrianne.gif) noms dj   4:05:26 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Noes

Not only we learned that walruses likes food and eat it in rather gruesome ways, but this also caused an invasion on IRC <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Araidia on October 14, 2015, 01:08:27 am
Quote
Juju   Hi   7:49:44 PM
Juju   I just realized   7:50:21 PM
Juju   I took the bus 7 times today and all of them were ending with 7   7:50:44 PM
Juju   Also today is the 13th of the month.   7:51:16 PM
Juju   7->377->77->87->7->7->7   7:52:09 PM
DJ Omnimaga   rofl   7:52:18 PM
DJ Omnimaga   would have been funny if even the bus ID was ending with 7   7:52:34 PM
DJ Omnimaga   eg 0907   7:52:37 PM
Juju   I did not noticed   7:52:45 PM
Juju   lol   7:52:53 PM
Juju   But that's likely
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on October 14, 2015, 01:53:24 am
Yeah, I guess I took quite a lot of sevens today :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 14, 2015, 02:06:31 am
I hate that bus because it's always full, but again the 801 is not any better (it's full even at 10 PM). And now the ferry is on strike so I hope that it won't be even worse on my side of the river...
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Araidia on October 14, 2015, 03:12:20 am
I hate that bus because it's always full, but again the 801 is not any better (it's full even at 10 PM). And now the ferry is on strike so I hope that it won't be even worse on my side of the river...
Why's the ferry on strike?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 14, 2015, 03:40:10 am
It's the guys who are in charge of repairs who are on strike. They are protesting against budget cuts and lack of salary increases. While the captains and boat workers are not on strike, the boats cannot operate if the maintenance crew is inactive, for safety reasons.

As a result, traffic has became a nightmare on the two bridges during rush hour and the bus transit can't keep up. Plus on top of that, no boat means no public transit from 12 AM to 6 AM instead of 2:20 AM to 6 AM and on Sunday it's worse, because it's 8:30 PM to 8 AM. Gotta be careful if I ever go out with juju near his place because I don't have a car and don't want to spend $40 on a cab.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Araidia on October 14, 2015, 05:37:53 am
It's the guys who are in charge of repairs who are on strike. They are protesting against budget cuts and lack of salary increases. While the captains and boat workers are not on strike, the boats cannot operate if the maintenance crew is inactive, for safety reasons.

As a result, traffic has became a nightmare on the two bridges during rush hour and the bus transit can't keep up. Plus on top of that, no boat means no public transit from 12 AM to 6 AM instead of 2:20 AM to 6 AM and on Sunday it's worse, because it's 8:30 PM to 8 AM. Gotta be careful if I ever go out with juju near his place because I don't have a car and don't want to spend $40 on a cab.
How long is the strike going to be for?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on October 14, 2015, 06:40:08 am
Quote
Juju   Hi   7:49:44 PM
Juju   I just realized   7:50:21 PM
Juju   I took the bus 7 times today and all of them were ending with 7   7:50:44 PM
Juju   Also today is the 13th of the month.   7:51:16 PM
Juju   7->377->77->87->7->7->7   7:52:09 PM
DJ Omnimaga   rofl   7:52:18 PM
DJ Omnimaga   would have been funny if even the bus ID was ending with 7   7:52:34 PM
DJ Omnimaga   eg 0907   7:52:37 PM
Juju   I did not noticed   7:52:45 PM
Juju   lol   7:52:53 PM
Juju   But that's likely
Quote from: Iron Maiden
Seven deadly sins
Seven ways to win
Seven holy paths to hell
And your trip begins

Seven downward slopes
Seven bloodied hopes
Seven are your burning fires
Seven your desires
:P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 14, 2015, 07:37:58 am
That's from Seventh Son of a Seventh Son, right?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on October 14, 2015, 07:40:34 am
Yes, it's the opening and closing thingy of the album.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 14, 2015, 01:36:40 pm
Oh, I thought it might have been from the song of the same name. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on November 02, 2015, 05:20:15 pm
@Streetwalrus trying to fix the bots in the spam channel.

Quote
11:36:50 <Streetwal> wtf it works O.O
11:37:00 <Streetwal> that's odd
11:37:13 <Streetwal> it's not supposed to
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on November 02, 2015, 05:35:10 pm
Hehe yes, eggdrop is kinda weird. When you rehash it it seems to re-source the config file without resetting the tcl environment so the script I'd removed was still active. :/
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on November 04, 2015, 10:20:09 pm
Quote
       +I| | <Juju> welp, it works
       +I| | <Juju> I just wrote a GUI in console
       +I| | <Juju> in ruby
+Streetwal | gui in console ?
+Streetwal | as in
+Streetwal | ncurses style ?
       +I| | <Juju> yeah
+Streetwal | nic3e
       +I| | <Juju> well, kinda
       +I| | <Juju> it abuse the braille characters
+Streetwal | lol that reminds me of how z80e does it
+Streetwal | it has a guiless mode
       +I| | <Juju> so I have a pxlon and pxloff
+Streetwal | and it abuses braille to display the pixels
       +I| | <Juju> so yeah I have a 160x96 display inside a 80x24 SSH session that would be pretty useful
       +I| | <Juju> so far I have a cursor cursoring around
+Streetwal | nice
+Streetwal | cursors are good for cursoring
       +I| | <Cumred_Snektron> http://www.pointerpointer.com/

And:
Quote
        +I| | <DJ Omnimaga> Guys
       +I| | <DJ Omnimaga> Can I start drama?
       +I| | <DJ Omnimaga> I want Ephraim staff
       +I| | <Juju> Oh, that drama
       +I| | <Juju> yeah sure
       +I| | <DJ Omnimaga> i mean hi :P
       +I| | <Juju> jk
       +I| | <DJ Omnimaga> :wa1rii:
+Streetwal | DJ: permission to start drama granted
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 05, 2015, 08:24:33 am
ROFL at the first quote.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on November 05, 2015, 09:45:35 pm
I sure do like having cursors cursoring around.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on November 06, 2015, 04:11:50 pm
Quote
aeTIos, [06.11.15 18:02]
/)

aeTIos, [06.11.15 18:02]
er

aeTIos, [06.11.15 18:03]
sorunome get off my pc
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 07, 2015, 08:04:02 am
I don't get it Streetwalrus ???
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on November 07, 2015, 08:13:11 am
Oh lol, this one might be better with an explanation. /) is the brony version of o/ (brohoof vs brofist :P).
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 07, 2015, 08:19:34 am
Oh I see now. I always get confused at stuff like facehoof and other brony terms that aren't somepony/anypony >.<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on November 10, 2015, 11:32:43 pm
Quote
<DJ Omnimaga> I'm just gonna do it in the bathroom in front of mirror. Problem solved :P
Out of context quotes are the best.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Araidia on November 11, 2015, 01:13:03 am
Quote
<DJ Omnimaga> I'm just gonna do it in the bathroom in front of mirror. Problem solved :P
Out of context quotes are the best.
Quote
<aeTIos> small but nice >>>> huge and overcomplete
Yep
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 11, 2015, 05:17:02 am
Indeed >.<

Also yeah I was talking about taking a pic of myself :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on November 12, 2015, 02:25:45 am
Quote
21:06:04 Eeeeeeems has joined (~actually@cemetech.sucks.fyi)
21:06:06 DrKurmPhD has joined (~srsly@cemetech.sucks.fyi)
21:06:16 <Eeeeeeems> Bruh
21:06:18 <DrKurmPhD> bruh
21:06:30 <Eeeeeeems> Should I introduce myself on the topic?
21:06:43 <DrKurmPhD> You should introduce yourself in the topic.
21:06:54 <DrKurmPhD> Be sure to tell us why you hate closed source software.
21:07:01 <Eeeeeeems> Will do.
21:07:32 <Eeeeeeems> although you mean open-source
21:07:45 <DrKurmPhD> Obviously. What else would I be doing?
21:07:47 <I|> <c4ooo> lol wtf
21:07:51 <I|> <c4ooo> XD
21:10:49 DrKurmPhD has left (Be sure to introduce yourself in the topic)
21:10:52 <I|> <Ephraim Becker> Is DrKurmPhD KermM?
21:11:26 <I|> <c4ooo> yes
21:11:33 Eeeeeeems has left (Leaving)
21:13:45 <Juju> wat.

What just happened. Also I like how whoever did it set their server's reverse DNS to "cemetech.sucks.fyi".
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 12, 2015, 02:54:17 am
What? And yeah I was curious about their host names, and Ephraim was also active on CW when this happened, which adds further to the confusion (due to what happened in Omni, KOS and Cemetech IRC channels in the last few weeks)

Does /whois or /whowas show more info behind vhosts?

EDIT: Seems like /whowas works, although only for about 30 minutes: DrKurmPhD was ~Kurm ec2-52-11-231-204.us-west-2.compute.amazonaws.com * :Kurm (meaning the IP address was 52.11.231.204)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on November 12, 2015, 03:09:24 am
That is weird, also what was happening in the last few weeks on the IRC channels?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 12, 2015, 03:21:39 am
Several ban evasions and impersonations from an user who is either Ephraim himself or an imposter.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on November 12, 2015, 03:26:32 am
ohh.. I hope it is an imposter, and good luck to those trying to find out who it is :'(
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 12, 2015, 03:29:07 am
Yeah I hope as well, otherwise that isn't a good way to avoid also getting banned from #codewalrus. (that would make it 4 sites/channels, which would probably be the second worst record)

EDIT: From Cemetech SAX:

Quote
10:35:15 PM [#] [KermPhD] c4ooo: Was what really me?
10:35:29 PM [#] [KermPhD] Is EphraimB impersonating me again?
10:36:28 PM [#] [Kurm] no

Not sure who is Kurm there since SAX doesn't show nick changes/joins/quits/bans/kicks
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on November 12, 2015, 03:36:47 am
Was he banned because of his own actions or the possible imposter's actions
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on November 12, 2015, 04:11:23 am
Quote
22:35:18 <KermPhD> c4ooo: Was what really me?
22:35:31 <KermPhD> Is EphraimB impersonating me again?
22:36:27 Kurm has joined (~srsly@cemetech.sucks.fyi)
22:36:30 <Kurm> no
22:36:38 Kurm has left (Leaving)

Now with join/parts!

Anyway, from what I gather, this domain was registered sometime late last night and the server is hosted by DigitalOcean. Still not telling me who it is, but it's probably not Ephraim.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 12, 2015, 04:18:47 am
Hm... now that gets more interesting.

Cemetech has no public logs, yet that Kurm person could still answer the real Kerm. This means that

1) Either the imposter has access to SAX (which requires a Cemetech forum account that isn't banned),
2) Either the person or his bot is already in the channel under another nickname/hostmask
3) Or somebody is feeding him/her the logs manually or automatically.

And the vhost used by Kurm is the same as the one used by the two impersonating users in #codewalrus earlier.

EDIT:
Quote
bb010g   Registered by an anon in Scottsdale, AZ   11:25:14 PM
Juju   nah as I said, it's a DO server and the domain was registered this morning   11:25:17 PM
bb010g   https://whois.domaintools.com/sucks.fyi   11:25:17 PM
bb010g   Wait, no, domainsbyproxy   11:25:29 PM
Juju   with GoDaddy   11:25:29 PM
DJ Omnimaga   ah   11:25:33 PM
Juju   They probably just setupped their httpd   11:25:55 PM
bb010g   https://www.domainsbyproxy.com/Default.aspx   11:26:16 PM
Juju   okay so as I gather, this guy just spent money to troll us?   11:26:34 PM
Juju   That's dedication   11:26:49 PM
DJ Omnimaga   well I remember a few years ago someone spent 3-4 years renewing omnimaga.dyndns.org to redirect to some weird page Tongue   11:27:34 PM
DJ Omnimaga   But it was free   11:27:43 PM
Juju   Just checked, $24.99   11:28:35 PM
Juju   The server could be free for the next few months if they took the GitHub offer   11:30:02 PM
Juju   otherwise $5 or $10   11:30:10 PM
   
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on November 12, 2015, 01:13:39 pm
Hahaha that's hilarious. Let's see where it goes.

/me readies banhammer in case of emergency
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on November 12, 2015, 05:32:23 pm
Lol, that would be funny if the imposter actually spend money just for a few words xD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Ephraim Becker on November 13, 2015, 01:57:50 am
What became of those 2 imposters last night?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on November 13, 2015, 01:59:23 am
Just chilling on the channel like any normal user now I guess.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Ephraim Becker on November 13, 2015, 02:01:31 am
Why did that imposter register cemetech.sucks.fyi and impersonate last night?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on November 13, 2015, 02:06:01 am
Fun?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Ephraim Becker on November 13, 2015, 02:07:53 am
What do you mean?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 13, 2015, 03:44:03 am
Why did that imposter register cemetech.sucks.fyi and impersonate last night?
Whoever did it did it just to troll and have fun at other's expenses, or to take revenge for whatever reasons. What I don't get is how he acquired those two domain names, because apparently they're $29 USD each. But we do not condone mindless site bashing, spam attacks and service disruptions, no matter the circumstances. We are hoping it's not an existing community member in disguise who did it, else if he gets caught then his reputation is pretty much ruined forever.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on November 13, 2015, 06:44:19 am
Some people have money to burn. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 13, 2015, 07:04:37 am
The sucky part would be if it's a troll with too much free time but with a big amount of income (eg living at his parents while being on social security, or parents being extremely rich or the person itself being rich) :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 14, 2015, 09:48:15 am
By the way here are some clarifications about the sucks.fyi guys http://thisshouldclarifythingsabouttheanonymoususeronirc.sucks.fyi/but/we/are/sorry.html

And the guy who posted on IRC the first day was kicked out of that group since the group is supposed to entertain rather than causing troubles. (I assume this topic will have more quotes? :P)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on November 14, 2015, 09:50:50 am
Hehe yes, good move from them to have kicked that guy out. I don't mind them at all if they play nice.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 14, 2015, 10:04:00 am
Same. The community was host of various pranks in the past too. Although Hays at first were nasty due to piracy, they later mellowed down into a satire or troll group and were actually entertaining sometimes. PsychoCorp was also another example (it was like The Onion but with calc news)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on November 14, 2015, 03:11:50 pm
Well, I am glad Ephriam was not a part of it :)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Ephraim Becker on November 15, 2015, 12:34:01 pm
I find it pretty interesting that it says my name on a website page. The first time my name was ever on a website page! I hope that it would say my name on many more.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on November 15, 2015, 05:24:08 pm
Well, you can be famous for bad reasons also :-\
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on November 25, 2015, 04:43:12 am
(http://img.codewalr.us/Capture%20d%E2%80%99e%CC%81cran%202015-11-24%20a%CC%80%2023.39.50.png)

@Adriweb pls.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Adriweb on November 25, 2015, 04:44:35 am
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dpfy.gif)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 25, 2015, 08:10:08 am
The last time this happened in OmnomIRC, my computer lagged like crazy >.<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 25, 2015, 07:51:00 pm
I don't know what happened :P
Quote
DJ Omnimaga   walrification time   14:12:48
Unicorn|   WALRII   14:20:10
Streetwal   IMPRISONING ME   14:22:14
aeTIos   WALRII SEE   14:23:05
Streetwal   ABSOLUTE TUSKS   14:23:31
aeTIos   I CANNOT WIN   14:23:45
Streetwal   I CANNOT LOSE   14:23:52
aeTIos   TRAPPED IN THE GAMR   14:24:36
aeTIos   GAME   14:24:39
Streetwal   WALRII MY HOLDING CELL   14:24:50
aeTIos   RICKROLL   14:25:03
Streetwal   HAS TAKEN MY RICK   14:27:20
DJ Omnimaga   What   14:27:46
DJ Omnimaga   Pink walrus   14:28:00
Streetwal   TAKEN MY SONG   14:28:23
Streetwal   TAKEN MY LOVE   14:28:26
nikky   weirdos   14:28:29
Streetwal   TAKEN MY GIRL   14:28:31
Caleb   I agree with you on that nikky   14:28:49
DJ Omnimaga   That definitively escalated quickly   14:29:47
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on November 26, 2015, 02:29:48 am
My only message of the day results in that :P

I must have influence. :trollface:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 26, 2015, 03:05:30 am
Indeed. Sometimes, things can get pretty random or wild in the channel, from what I see <_< (like that :walrii: invasion by @Araidia a few weeks ago)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: c4ooo on December 17, 2015, 03:09:45 am
Not really a quote, but I tried my hand at poetry and came up with his:
"In a forest here once lived a gnome;
When one time he came home;
When he came home he seen,
that his wife had been,
Baking cookies OMNOMNOM"
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on December 17, 2015, 02:40:10 pm
Lol, you mean clicking cookies :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on December 21, 2015, 07:05:30 am
Code: [Select]
tr1p1ea who here has seen SW:TFA? 07:00:22
Juju what? 07:00:32
JWinslow23 Fawts :P 07:00:37
Juju Oh 07:00:38
bb010g tr1p1ea: Me me me me me 07:00:41
Juju Not me. 07:00:43
bb010g :) 07:00:51
JWinslow23 You all get some :P 07:00:52
Fawts :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on December 28, 2015, 07:46:24 pm
Quote
21:42 --> Ebony26 (~ITVGetee@host8-13-dynamic.1-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it) has joined #CodeWalrus
21:42 <-- Ebony26 (~ITVGetee@host8-13-dynamic.1-87-r.retail.telecomitalia.it) has quit (Temporary K-line 1440 min. - (r86/56) trojanspreaders (2015/12/28 19.42))

Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on December 28, 2015, 07:50:01 pm
Lolwut? When was that? I noticed someone else joined only to post a suspicious link earlier (I don't know what it is) but he had a different nick IIRC. Maybe we should set the channel +s like #omnimaga, #ti and #cemetech :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on December 28, 2015, 07:51:52 pm
10 minutes ago. :P
The funny part is mostly the nickname though.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on December 28, 2015, 11:58:44 pm
Ah ok, I didn't see it on WalrusIRC. Maybe due to the EFnet netsplit?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on December 29, 2015, 07:39:07 am
There was no netsplit but for some reason omnomirc wasn't on efnet anymore so I restarted it a few minutes later.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on December 30, 2015, 10:25:08 pm
This happened earlier:

(http://img.codewalr.us/walruses.png)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: semiprocoder on December 30, 2015, 11:49:08 pm
This makes me want to have walrii emoticons. After all there are only smilies. Walriis must be added!!
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on December 30, 2015, 11:50:33 pm
Erm, there are already Walrii emoticons. The default :walrii: which is :walrii or :3= on the forums and on WalrusIRC they are all listed in the Walrii Fanart first post. :P (About half of WalrusIRC smileys are walruses)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on January 18, 2016, 06:43:08 am
Never before someone has been so close to winning the game to finally fail:

Quote
notipa   the game   1:02:25 AM
tev   There's no way I can read that, even by selecting text--this is a terminal window Wink   1:03:23 AM
notipa   tev won   1:03:43 AM
notipa   I didn't even know it was possible   1:03:55 AM
notipa   but I guess it is   1:03:57 AM
tev   Hehe   1:04:04 AM
tev   I could cheat and copy/paste it somewhere but won't bother Tongue   1:04:25 AM
jonbush   I suppose I lost then.   1:04:59 AM
tev   Oops, I lost   1:05:48 AM
*   Juju lost the game.   1:26:27 AM

Note: The first line of text was hidden as white text on white background.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 09, 2016, 02:02:33 pm
@Streetwalrus

Quote
@STV any Walrus from the street here ? 06:13:51
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on February 09, 2016, 02:04:43 pm
Lol nice one.

Quote
<@APE_> I knew I shouldn't have left my soldering iron plugged in on the floor where my foot could turn it on
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on February 09, 2016, 07:44:52 pm
Good advice.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 09, 2016, 07:54:00 pm
I didn't know that O.O. Can't we just put ductape on the power button to keep the soldering iron running while it's on the floor? :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on February 12, 2016, 11:47:26 pm
This happened on Telegram today.
Quote from: telegram
[aeTIos]
switzerland is the best land for watches and knives
[pimathbrainiac]
 'merica
[vijfhoek]
You don't get an American watch
You get watched by Americans


also @DJ Omnimaga
I didn't know that O.O. Can't we just put ductape on the power button to keep the soldering iron running while it's on the floor? :P
There's a lot of soldering irons without a power button. They just turn on once you plug them in. (Most actually do this)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on February 26, 2016, 08:04:59 am
Lol at your quote. Also I miss Vijfhoek D:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on February 26, 2016, 07:19:55 pm
Haha I remember that. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: c4ooo on March 10, 2016, 12:36:04 am
Quote
DJ Omnimaga   IIRC when I had to reformat my phone after installing 5.0.1 it restored most of my settings, desktop layout and redownloaded my apps
DJ Omnimaga   I just lost my music, videos, etc
DJ Omnimaga   and I lost   
c4ooo   the game
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 10, 2016, 12:41:21 am
Damnit, I just lost from my own quote >.<

:3=
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Jkolade936 on March 10, 2016, 12:45:27 am
But that is the point...you cannot roam about Code Walrus without losing the game....
:walrii:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 10, 2016, 06:33:36 am
It depends. THe game is mentioned much less often here than Omni (although more than it was last year), so often it can take a long while before it happens. Usually, 99% of the time where we lose it's when @Streetwalrus is around :trollface:

EDIT: @aeTIos nailed it :trollface:

Quote
Ivoah   It's almost 90º F in the sun at my house   3:06:49 PM
aeTIos   F stands for Fail   3:07:04 PM
aeTIos   in the same vibe, C stands for Cool   3:07:32 PM
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on March 25, 2016, 01:33:57 am
Quote
c4ooo   Whats the point of c when you have asm?   8:29:28 PM
DJ Omnimaga   lol   8:29:34 PM
c4ooo   Whats the point of asm when you can edit the code directly with wires?   8:29:44 PM
c4ooo   Whats the point of computers if you can do math in your heAd?   8:30:00 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Je suis BASIC/ICE/Axe   8:30:06 PM
c4ooo   Whats the point of having a head if you can just be a bacterium?   8:30:37 PM
DJ Omnimaga   don't you mean walrus?   8:30:49 PM
DJ Omnimaga   cuz everything revolves around walruses, right? Tongue   8:31:02 PM
c4ooo   Whats thepoint of making copies of your self?   8:31:02 PM
c4ooo   Ehat is the point of life- if repruducion'sbonly poiny is to mantain life?   8:31:38 PM
c4ooo   *reproduction's only point is   8:31:56 PM
DJ Omnimaga   What's the point of English when you can spell like c4ooo on a mobile device? Troll   8:32:02 PM
c4ooo   Whats the point og spelling?   8:32:16 PM
c4ooo   Whats the point of whats the point uestions?   8:32:35 PM
DJ Omnimaga   anyway   8:32:36 PM
DJ Omnimaga   food time   8:32:37 PM
c4ooo   Whats the point of whats the point of whats he point questions?   8:32:58 PM
c4ooo   Whats the point of whats the point of whats the point of whats the point of whats the pointyduhydhdhhdh   8:33:24 PM
*   c4ooo BOOM   8:33:32 PM
DJ Omnimaga   i think you can stop now <.<   8:33:34 PM
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 25, 2016, 02:16:27 am
Lol yeah I lol'ed at one point but then it got spammy :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: caleb1997 on March 25, 2016, 07:52:59 pm

Warning: This segment is really, reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllyyyyy long. And it's not really funny, but here it is. Click on the button at your own risk.

(click to show/hide)


Arrrgghhhh.....
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 25, 2016, 10:43:09 pm
Note that sometimes it is best that you don't take 100% of what JoeYoung says seriously. He sometimes tend to be on the trolling side like Nikky (although the latter does it much less often), but with different views. :P They rarely do it, though, so we are usually fine with it, but if you have concerns you can always PM staff. ;)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 29, 2016, 04:51:27 pm
Warning: NSFW-ish :P

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Jkolade936 on April 02, 2016, 09:52:03 pm
That surprised me.  :blah:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 13, 2016, 04:17:15 pm
That just happened on Cemetech as I was browsing by:

(https://img.ourl.ca/Screenshot_20160413-120112.png)

Basically, guy was being spammy and rude (he normally always brags about how he does awesome stuff but refuses to show any evidence of it) and got banned, then Nikkybot had his say :P

(http://img.ourl.ca/Screenshot_20160413-120210.png)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Jkolade936 on April 13, 2016, 07:49:56 pm
Nikkybot is hilarious! :D
Title: :wa1rii:
Post by: xlibman on April 17, 2016, 03:00:24 am
Quote
JWinslow23   For some reason, Juju, I am totally surprised every time that you are a 30-something-year-old man with a full beard and not a Twilight Princess lookalike with a high pitched voice Tongue   10:49:49 PM
DJ Omnimaga   lol   10:51:45 PM
JWinslow23   Like, I totally expect him to be in a full-body pony suit and have the same voice as the cartoon character.   10:52:24 PM
DJ Omnimaga   lol   10:59:21 PM
DJ Omnimaga   really?   10:59:24 PM
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Jkolade936 on April 17, 2016, 06:43:22 pm
Well, that's what I thought about Sorunome before I saw one of his YouTube videos.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 24, 2016, 03:05:54 am
A funny quote from Java installer:

Quote
Java is found everywhere - on mobile phones, desktop computers, Blu-Ray Disc players, set top boxes, and even in your car.

By installing Java, you will be able to experience the power of Java, brought to you by Oracle, Inc.


I think that it should be changed to this:

"Java is found nowhere - not even on desktop computers and definitively not on mobile phones.

By installing Java, you will be able to experience the power of a software that can magically vanish from your computer or uninstall itself at any moment, after it showed you its North Korean influences regarding security filters that can block any third-party Java program from running"
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on April 24, 2016, 03:21:35 am
It's been probably 20 years the Java installer states this, sure everything was running some sort of Java back then, I had a flip phone with Java ME on it, but technology sure have changed since then. But you'll be surprised: it's still true, everything still runs Java.

Java is still a very popular language among novice CS students who don't know better (forget about Java applets tho, no one use that anymore), for Blu-Ray disks, it's pretty much in the standard, and for everything else, Android is now very popular for that when it's not an Apple, and guess what? Most applications are written in Java, but with Android own implementation of it. And for all of the above the devices usually use their own, less North Korean permission system.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Ivoah on April 24, 2016, 03:26:24 am
It's been probably 20 years the Java installer states this, sure everything was running some sort of Java back then, I had a flip phone with Java ME on it, but technology sure have changed since then. But you'll be surprised: it's still true, everything still runs Java.

Java is still a very popular language among novice CS students who don't know better (forget about Java applets tho, no one use that anymore), for Blu-Ray disks, it's pretty much in the standard, and for everything else, Android is now very popular for that when it's not an Apple, and guess what? Most applications are written in Java, but with Android own implementation of it. And for all of the above the devices usually use their own, less North Korean permission system.
relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/801/
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/golden_hammer.png)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 24, 2016, 04:36:54 am
I was interested in learning Java back then because at some point it became pretty solid and the portability was nice, but then Oracle bought it.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on April 24, 2016, 05:07:04 am
Yeah, Oracle ruined quite a few things by buying Sun. I'd recommend C# instead, it's pretty much Microsoft's own take on Java and it's actually quite nice.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 24, 2016, 05:08:14 am
Yeah. No wonder why OpenOffice got forked into LibreOffice or something at some point.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 07, 2016, 12:51:10 am
Quote
DarkestEx   Streetwalrus any idea for my problem?   8:21:42 PM
DarkestEx   i dont even get an answer at #c on freenode :(   8:22:03 PM
aeTIos   streetwalrus just went to bed   8:22:10 PM
DarkestEx   probably because nobody gives af   8:22:14 PM
DarkestEx   lol   8:22:16 PM
aeTIos   darkest againnnn make a topic and people will reply   8:22:27 PM
Ivoah   Darkest: #C on freenode is an evil place   8:22:42 PM
aeTIos   I know its annoying to wait for an answer but people will eventually reply   8:22:56 PM
DarkestEx   well i dont have too much time   8:28:51 PM
DarkestEx   its more the general understanding of this topic   8:29:11 PM
DarkestEx   if somebody just explained pointers to me   8:29:30 PM
DarkestEx   just how to use them   8:29:34 PM
DarkestEx   the tutorials are horrible   8:29:39 PM
DarkestEx   i went through so many already   8:29:47 PM
DarkestEx   (just this part)   8:29:51 PM
DJ Omnimaga   (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/meh.gif) pointers. I had a very hard time using them in Axe at first   8:34:07 PM
DarkestEx   i think i got it (somewhat)   8:34:07 PM
DarkestEx   yes   8:34:10 PM
DJ Omnimaga   took me ages to figure out   8:34:11 PM
DarkestEx   but were not talking about axe   8:34:17 PM
DJ Omnimaga   i know   8:34:21 PM
DarkestEx   this is axe ^ 100   8:34:22 PM
DJ Omnimaga   (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/meh.gif)   8:34:25 PM
DarkestEx   :( 8:34:34 PM
DJ Omnimaga   (http://codewalr.us/omnomirc_www/smileys/yellowii.gif)   8:34:43 PM
*   DJ_Omni has joined the channel   8:36:44 PM
DarkestEx   haha i think it works   8:40:11 PM
DarkestEx   atleast it compiles   8:40:13 PM
DarkestEx   pushed it to github   8:40:22 PM
DJ Omnimaga   O.O it worked   8:44:33 PM
DJ Omnimaga   wow   8:44:36 PM
DJ Omnimaga   So next time someone has issues understanding C pointers   8:45:09 PM
DJ Omnimaga   all you need to do is a walrus
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on May 07, 2016, 08:48:39 am
seems legit.
/me Walrus's more
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on May 09, 2016, 06:51:42 pm
This happened today in private chat between me and Streetwalrus:
Quote from: streetwalrus
when judging cuteness
you have to consider that her entire body is one giant candy
if it looks tasty then good
TIL Streetwalrus is a candophile
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 09, 2016, 06:58:14 pm
Lol wut :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on May 09, 2016, 07:03:14 pm
This convo was caused  by me posting a picture to him that I'm not going to post here because it could (and will) be interpreted by some as cheese pizza, basically an explicit loli pic.

lolis are cute :<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 09, 2016, 07:05:17 pm
Actually that wasn't really the context. Here's the full conversation.
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 09, 2016, 07:16:06 pm
QT Anime Girl == Quicktime Anime Girl? O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 09, 2016, 07:22:37 pm
QT sounds like cutie or cute depending on how you wanna pronounce it. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 09, 2016, 07:25:37 pm
Oh right, I always forget about acronyms that are meant to be spelled out letter by letter. Speaking French doesn't help :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 10, 2016, 12:23:27 pm
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Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: CVSoft on May 10, 2016, 12:30:48 pm
(click to show/hide)

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--mMDfIxb6--/tnnwi0x6d9u8gin6k2z4.jpg)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on May 10, 2016, 02:12:47 pm
lol, that was funny yeah.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 10, 2016, 02:29:20 pm
O.O and who is Yorick lol?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on May 10, 2016, 02:36:21 pm
Someone from the /r/LinuxMasterRace telegram chat.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 10, 2016, 02:41:46 pm
Ah ok I was wondering if it was Streetwalrus who changed nivknames or something :3=
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: alexgt on May 10, 2016, 06:41:28 pm
Lol that is funny :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: CVSoft on May 26, 2016, 08:50:14 am
Quote
[08:48] <+I|> <Cumred_Snektron> i think you should just make shore A and B are in the form 0000000x
[08:48] <+I|> <Cumred_Snektron> shure*
[08:48] <+I|> <Cumred_Snektron> sure8
[08:49] <+I|> <Cumred_Snektron> rip enrish
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 27, 2016, 04:35:10 pm
That happens sometimes when my Android virtual keypad stops working properly (eg the spacebar acts as x c v b or n) x.x. It gets hard to type anything
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on June 01, 2016, 10:55:55 pm
Quote
c4ooo   There are 11 types of people in this world:   5:46:54 PM
c4ooo   Those who spell my name as "c4000"   5:47:13 PM
c4ooo   Those who spell my name correctly   5:47:27 PM
JWinslow23   Then, those who understand binary.   5:47:31 PM
JWinslow23   Then, those who don't   5:47:33 PM
*   JWinslow23 runs   5:47:35 PM
c4ooo   Those that just abbreviate to just 'c4'   5:47:41 PM
JWinslow23   Those that pronounce your name "see fore oh oh oh"   5:48:21 PM
JWinslow23   Those that pronounce your name "see fore ooo"   5:48:30 PM
JWinslow23   "Those that pronounce your name "kah zero-hundred"   5:48:57 PM
c4ooo   And those who thought this was binary joke \o/   5:49:06 PM
Juju   what.   5:49:15 PM
JWinslow23   We're missing 3 types.   5:49:21 PM
JWinslow23   Quick, think of something!   5:49:25 PM
c4ooo   ...   5:49:29 PM
c4ooo   11   5:49:31 PM
c4ooo   is four   5:49:37 PM
Juju   those who thought it was a truck   5:49:38 PM
c4ooo   in ternary   5:49:46 PM
JWinslow23   Tongue   5:49:59 PM
Juju   an ascii art truck   5:49:59 PM
JWinslow23   Those who say "hoe siah" instead of "Josiah'"   5:50:22 PM
JWinslow23   Those who spell my name with an N (yes, I once had "Josian" on a nametag at a math competition)   5:50:50 PM
JWinslow23   And those who divide the world into two group   5:51:10 PM
JWinslow23   s   5:51:10 PM
c4ooo   Iosiah   5:51:13 PM
Juju   what   5:51:14 PM
JWinslow23   There.   5:51:15 PM
Juju   Iosian   5:51:19 PM
c4ooo   The letter 'J' is a lie   5:51:22 PM
JWinslow23   How the illiterate Romans say my name, nice   5:51:34 PM
Juju   Those who spell my name "Julian" instead of "Julien"   5:51:50 PM
JWinslow23   Iosian Vihslov   5:51:51 PM
*   JWinslow23 runs   5:51:53 PM
JWinslow23   Those who want so badly to include your beard as part of your name.   5:52:17 PM
Juju   lol, yes   5:52:25 PM
JWinslow23   Like, "Julien", but with a beard   5:52:32 PM
Juju   Those who call me "Yuki" instead, for some reason?   5:52:39 PM
JWinslow23   Yuki? Me lock!   5:52:50 PM
*   JWinslow23 facepalms   5:52:55 PM
c4ooo   SATOR   5:53:03 PM
c4ooo   ARIPO   5:53:06 PM
JWinslow23   TENET   5:53:08 PM
JWinslow23   OPIRA   5:53:12 PM
c4ooo   ROTAS   5:53:15 PM
JWinslow23   LEAVE   5:53:20 PM
JWinslow23   ELLEN   5:53:21 PM
JWinslow23   ALONE   5:53:22 PM
JWinslow23   VENOM   5:53:23 PM
JWinslow23   ENEMY   5:53:25 PM
c4ooo   OMFG   5:53:27 PM
Juju   OMFG   5:53:30 PM
JWinslow23   OMFG   5:53:34 PM
c4ooo   YOU MADE A SATIRE SQUARE IN ENGLISH   5:53:41 PM
c4ooo   *SATOR   5:53:46 PM
c4ooo   WAIT NO   5:53:54 PM
JWinslow23   MIGHT   5:54:01 PM
JWinslow23   IDLER   5:54:03 PM
JWinslow23   GLIDE   5:54:04 PM
JWinslow23   HEDGE   5:54:06 PM
JWinslow23   TREES   5:54:07 PM
JWinslow23   ?   5:54:13 PM
c4ooo   STOP SAYING RANDOM WORDS IN PAIRS OF FIVE   5:54:20 PM
c4ooo   THEY ARE NOT SATOR SQUERES   5:54:27 PM
c4ooo   XD   5:54:28 PM
Juju   the original sator square is also in English but it makes no sense and uses less-known words   5:54:30 PM
JWinslow23   NOT RANDOM, IT'S A SQUARE   5:54:32 PM
c4ooo   XD   5:54:40 PM
JWinslow23   Oh good, we stopped.   5:54:40 PM
JWinslow23   Phew.   5:54:44 PM
c4ooo   JUJU COMBO BREAKER   5:54:46 PM
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on June 01, 2016, 11:22:37 pm
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19:11:38 <I|> <DJ Omnimaga> dat spam above <.<
19:11:42 tev_ has joined (ijel@ip68-102-79-192.ks.ok.cox.net)
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19:11:56 tev_ is now known as tev
19:12:10 <I|> <JWinslow23> Time to shift the conversation so nobody sees the logs
19:12:21 <I|> <JWinslow23> How's the weather down there, on the ground?
19:12:38 <I|> <JWinslow23> Is anybody still maintaining their unibrow?
19:13:04 <I|> <JWinslow23> Did the Spurs win the NBA World Cup after LeBron cramped his leg and fell down from the Heat?
19:17:55 TC01_ has joined (~quassel@london.acm.jhu.edu)
19:18:04 <Caleb> circuit bending my car stereo: http://i.imgur.com/eFGCvb7.jpg

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19:19:51 <Juju> Time to netsplit so nobody sees the logs
19:20:07 Walrified post by DJ Omnimaga on Re: Desert Bus II: I Am a Tree (sequel) http://codewalr.us/1362/39577
19:20:07 <Caleb> .-.
19:20:44 <I|> <DJ Omnimaga> :walriichu:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 02, 2016, 04:29:44 am
@JWinslow23 that was random O.O (especially @c4ooo ). You were lucky the staff weren't looking :trollface:

Also lol Juju. This reminds me on Telegram when people posted pics or stuff that people on IRC couldn't see. I was starting to wonder what kind of stuff was being shared. <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on June 03, 2016, 08:20:01 pm
/me says c4ooo's name like this: cooferooo
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 03, 2016, 09:37:19 pm
I always pronounced like cee four zero zero zero for some reasons :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Jkolade936 on June 08, 2016, 12:15:12 am
I thought it was "see-four-ooo." Oh well. That's what happens when you see things differently.

You have no idea how much it bugs me whenever someone makes a Harry Potter reference and says Hermione is pronounced "Her-mine-eee." It clearly says in the book, if anyone read them(glares at movie producers), that her name is pronounced "Her-mee-oh-nee." <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 09, 2016, 05:19:03 pm
Wait, there are people who pronounce Hermione like that? ??? I know that in French we often pronounce stuff differently and that Hermione is pronounced Her-mee-oh-nee in my language, but I don't recall English pronounciation omiting the o entirely.

Or maybe people are just jokingly leaving the o out to form a different word? (hermine)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on June 09, 2016, 08:03:31 pm
He means "her-my-un-ee", but it sounds like "her-mine-ee" blended together really fast.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on June 09, 2016, 09:51:22 pm
Always thought it was pronounced like in French (because, well, she's of French descent iirc?), just like Voldemort. There's quite a few names in Harry Potter inspired from French.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 11, 2016, 12:12:15 am
Yeah, I didn't read HP in English until years after reading the first 3 books and thought the original name for Voldemort was Flightofdeath
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on June 16, 2016, 05:50:29 pm
so this classic just happened on IRC
Quote
YukiBot, [16.06.16 19:47]
<I|>  4 <c4ooo> @aeTIos file:///C:/Users/German%20Kuznetsov/Desktop/KSP/KSP_win/saves/Carrer%202/Ships/VAB/MUN.craft

YukiBot, [16.06.16 19:48]
<I|>  4 <c4ooo> idk why its text form

aeTIos, [16.06.16 19:48]
thats supposed to be

aeTIos, [16.06.16 19:48]
craft files are text files

YukiBot, [16.06.16 19:48]
<I|>  4 <c4ooo> and the second one: file:///C:/Users/German%20Kuznetsov/Desktop/KSP/KSP_win/saves/Carrer%202/Ships/VAB/mun%202.craft

aeTIos, [16.06.16 19:48]
pastebin it somewhere

aeTIos, [16.06.16 19:48]
I'm not sure if you're serious

aeTIos, [16.06.16 19:48]
because you oughta know I can't access your drive

YukiBot, [16.06.16 19:48]
<I|>  4 <c4ooo> WAIT WHAT

YukiBot, [16.06.16 19:48]
<I|>  4 <c4ooo> OMFG

YukiBot, [16.06.16 19:49]
<I|>  4 <c4ooo> Lol copy and paste fail
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 16, 2016, 06:05:21 pm
Lol I still see people do that from time to time on IRC and forums, especially when linking to images in their posts.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 24, 2016, 06:17:54 am
So Juju wanted to do a manual backup of CW database a few minutes ago and this is what @Streetwalrus decided to put as backup message:

Quote
You just lost the game.
Have a nice day,
    Streetwalrus
I lost and juju too <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 24, 2016, 08:31:00 am
That's the motd on my raspberry pi. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 24, 2016, 03:42:45 pm
Oh I see lol. On a side note, does your RPi become hot from running 24/7?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 24, 2016, 04:26:05 pm
Not really, it's kinda warm but nothing critical even in the summer heat.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 24, 2016, 04:42:33 pm
That's good. I was a bit worried when you first mentionned doing automated backups over a RPi.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 24, 2016, 05:50:14 pm
Nah it's perfectly safe to run it 24/7, it's pretty much designed for that.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 25, 2016, 02:10:15 pm
Nice. They thought about the most essential. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on June 25, 2016, 02:51:18 pm
Eh, that's why phone and other embedded device manufacturers choose ARM CPUs: they're pretty energy-efficient, and Intel isn't particularly known for that.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on June 25, 2016, 03:41:19 pm
Well, Intel is making tremendous progress on that front which is great for laptops.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 25, 2016, 05:48:28 pm
Do you mean they become less hot? Heat is the bane of laptops x.x
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on June 25, 2016, 07:51:26 pm
Less hot, and less power consumption. Mostly less power consumption, it's a big sale argument for them.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 25, 2016, 09:32:46 pm
I'm curious if we will finally see laptops that last 5 years from intensive use one day? Most seem to last just 2 years when used all day long
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 30, 2016, 08:03:09 pm
:walrii: is now seen so highly that he's seen as almost as skilled as any ASM/C programmer on Cemetech :trollface:

Quote
<gbl08ma>   at cemetech no bricked prizm case was ever "solved", maybe walrii will help?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on July 16, 2016, 07:04:45 pm
Quote
14:58:44 <gogogoluke> I am so glad that I enrolled in this Java course
14:59:12 <gogogoluke> now I can make programs that are more efficient. Yay methods!
15:00:01 <aeTIos> (https://sr.ht/GJDC.png)
15:00:09 <aeTIos> TIL gogogoluke does meth
15:00:18 <Juju> LOL
15:00:22 <gogogoluke> meth is some good s*** yo
15:00:38 <gogogoluke> i got that walter white quality

inb4 CW is a meth lab
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on July 17, 2016, 03:06:21 pm
That is scary O.O

/me wonders if @Streetwalrus and @aeTIos have hidden an extra sub-forum somewhere without DJ knowing
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on July 17, 2016, 08:13:00 pm
Lol no, we didn't. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on July 22, 2016, 11:33:29 pm
Twitter was all on mass shootings in the US so I posted this political tweet:




Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on July 23, 2016, 06:03:32 am
I lol'ed. Nikky at his best :P

Also here is now PatrickD:

Quote
DJ Omnimaga   Some cities in Canada look nice but have high crime rates   1:49:15 AM
gameblabla   i like how you measure crime in rates   1:49:32 AM
DJ Omnimaga   well they say it's like   1:49:42 AM
DJ Omnimaga   2500 crimes per 100000 people   1:49:51 AM
DJ Omnimaga   that's considered a crime rate   1:49:56 AM
Juju   it's more fair if you calculate crime in rates   1:50:08 AM
DJ Omnimaga   of course this includes non-violent crimes but excludes non-reported crimes   1:50:16 AM
Juju   unless you thought the "rate" in your body   1:50:37 AM
Juju   or rats?   1:50:49 AM
gameblabla   lol no juju   1:50:51 AM
Patrick-D   it depends on whether you only count serious crimes (like stealing a TI-85) or if you also include the minor ones (like murder)   1:51:16 AM
One of his funniest quote XD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on July 31, 2016, 02:12:48 pm
SomeSomeone broke @JWinslow23 D:

Quote

JWinslow23   NeVEr GaNNa GeV YOU UP, NeVEr GaNNa LaAt YOU DyWN, NeVEr GaNNA RuN ArOUNd AuNd DsErTe YOU   7:07:32 AM
JWinslow23   NeVEr GaNNa MoK YOU CrY, NeVEr GaNNa SeY GdBYEu, NeVEr GaNNa TeL a Li AuNd HErTi YOU   7:07:37 AM
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on August 02, 2016, 10:11:01 pm
SomeSomeone broke @JWinslow23 D:

Quote

JWinslow23   NeVEr GaNNa GeV YOU UP, NeVEr GaNNa LaAt YOU DyWN, NeVEr GaNNA RuN ArOUNd AuNd DsErTe YOU   7:07:32 AM
JWinslow23   NeVEr GaNNa MoK YOU CrY, NeVEr GaNNa SeY GdBYEu, NeVEr GaNNa TeL a Li AuNd HErTi YOU   7:07:37 AM

Take a closer look, and you'll see that's all element symbols. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on August 03, 2016, 08:36:09 am
I just saw them now. Quite clever, @JWinslow23 O.O

I thought he was alternating between caps and lowercase randomly like in 90% of the ticalc.org releases a decade ago.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on August 05, 2016, 09:38:58 pm
Quote
netham45   XBMC renamed to Kodi, it's a media center app.   5:33:25 PM
Juju   random netham appeared   5:35:29 PM
*   netham45 has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)   5:35:32 PM
Juju   random netham disappeared   5:35:53 PM
DJ Omnimaga   aaah ok   5:37:50 PM
DJ Omnimaga   you crashed netham? D:   5:37:58 PM
Juju   apparently   5:38:17 PM
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: c4ooo on August 06, 2016, 12:17:58 pm
Quote
*   Walrified post by c4ooo on Re: Walrii fanart [walrus][sprites][pixel art][sprite sheet] http://codewalr.us/38/42596   6:13:19 AM
*   Walrified post by c4ooo on Re: Olympics 2016 http://codewalr.us/1500/42597   6:36:32 AM
*   Walrified post by c4ooo on Re: c4's 3D Game Engine [3d][lwjgl][java] http://codewalr.us/1473/42598   7:34:51 AM
*   Walrified post by c4ooo on Re: Game mock-up graphics and ideas http://codewalr.us/244/42599   7:42:04 AM
*   Walrified post by c4ooo on Re: Have any of you ever been scammed? http://codewalr.us/1491/42600   7:45:45 AM
*   Walrified post by c4ooo on Re: If Illusiat 13 RPG was revived, would anyone still be interested? http://codewalr.us/1497/42601   7:46:44 AM
Hayleia   brace yourselves, c4ooo woke up Tongue   7:48:09 AM
Hayleia   *hi   7:48:15 AM
c4ooo   oh s*** wadup
Quote
That moment when you spam more then DJ omnimaga O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on August 07, 2016, 05:35:39 am
I still remember when you posted like 20 times (or was it 30) in less than an hour then stopped posting for almost 2 months. <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: c4ooo on August 14, 2016, 09:55:13 pm
Two funny conversations in the span of an hour:
Quote
c4ooo   English is weird   11:21:07 PM
c4ooo   "I never said she stole money*   11:21:19 PM
c4ooo   Depending on what word you emphasise it changes the meaning of the above sentence.   11:21:46 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Conglaturation, you have lost a great game   11:24:02 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Cya   11:24:17 PM
aeTIos   c4ooo thats what commas are for   11:24:45 PM
aeTIos   and other interpunction   11:25:11 PM
aeTIos   I never, said she, stole money   11:25:19 PM
aeTIos   I never said "she stole money"   11:25:30 PM
aeTIos   I never said (that) she stole money   11:25:45 PM
Juju   I, never said, she stole money   11:26:02 PM
Juju   I, never said she, stole money   11:26:38 PM
Juju   I never said she, stole, money   11:27:01 PM
Juju   money stole she, said never I   11:27:37 PM
aeTIos   you're going too far jujuz   11:30:03 PM
8/15/2016
bb010g   That's what itallics are for   12:04:40 AM
bb010g   I never said *she* stole money   12:04:46 AM
bb010g   *I* never said she stole money   12:04:53 AM
bb010g   I never said she *stole* money   12:05:01 AM
bb010g   etc   12:05:02 AM
bb010g   Commas are gramatical and don't have the same capability to convey vocal emphasis   12:05:27 AM
c4ooo   What   12:07:16 AM
c4ooo   Have i   12:07:20 AM
c4ooo   Started O.O 12:07:33 AM
Juju    lol   12:12:15 AM
And the second one:
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notipa   neat, got my antenna epoxied   12:25:04 AM
notipa   contemplating a second coat for strength but i used a lot   12:25:18 AM
nikky   you start up a pirate radio?   12:26:18 AM
notipa   nah, discone for 935 MHz   12:26:40 AM
nikky   33cm eh   12:27:26 AM
nikky   what are you gonna use that for?   12:27:31 AM
notipa   nah it's the commercial band just above 33cm   12:28:53 AM
notipa   for my scanner   12:28:57 AM
nikky   what are you gonna use that for?   12:29:10 AM
notipa   listening to commercial band just above 33cm   12:29:33 AM
nikky   you're not really answering the question   12:29:44 AM
notipa   but that's what i'm gonna use it for   12:30:15 AM
nikky   who uses that band?   12:30:22 AM
notipa   commercial users   12:31:07 AM
nikky   LIKE WHO   12:31:18 AM
nikky   are that thick?   12:31:22 AM
notipa   http://www.radioreference.com/apps/db/?sid=1879   12:31:55 AM
nikky   you clearly went through this effort to listen to something specific besides just "commercial users"   12:31:57 AM
nikky   was that so hard?   12:32:11 AM
nikky   "what are you gonna use that for?"   12:32:16 AM
nikky   "Listening to California Edison"   12:32:23 AM
notipa   that's just an example   12:32:41 AM
notipa   SCE is offline here   12:32:48 AM
notipa   but there's some other P25 users I haven't identified   12:33:02 AM
c4ooo   WhTs this radio stuff   12:48:47 AM
c4ooo   Havnt you heard of the interwebs?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on August 20, 2016, 05:26:43 am

Quote
notipa   neat, got my antenna epoxied   12:25:04 AM
notipa   contemplating a second coat for strength but i used a lot   12:25:18 AM
nikky   you start up a pirate radio?   12:26:18 AM
notipa   nah, discone for 935 MHz   12:26:40 AM
nikky   33cm eh   12:27:26 AM
nikky   what are you gonna use that for?   12:27:31 AM
notipa   nah it's the commercial band just above 33cm   12:28:53 AM
notipa   for my scanner   12:28:57 AM
nikky   what are you gonna use that for?   12:29:10 AM
notipa   listening to commercial band just above 33cm   12:29:33 AM
nikky   you're not really answering the question   12:29:44 AM
notipa   but that's what i'm gonna use it for   12:30:15 AM
nikky   who uses that band?   12:30:22 AM
notipa   commercial users   12:31:07 AM
nikky   LIKE WHO   12:31:18 AM
nikky   are that thick?   12:31:22 AM
notipa   http://www.radioreference.com/apps/db/?sid=1879   12:31:55 AM
nikky   you clearly went through this effort to listen to something specific besides just "commercial users"   12:31:57 AM
nikky   was that so hard?   12:32:11 AM
nikky   "what are you gonna use that for?"   12:32:16 AM
nikky   "Listening to California Edison"   12:32:23 AM
notipa   that's just an example   12:32:41 AM
notipa   SCE is offline here   12:32:48 AM
notipa   but there's some other P25 users I haven't identified   12:33:02 AM
c4ooo   WhTs this radio stuff   12:48:47 AM
c4ooo   Havnt you heard of the interwebs?
@CVSoft not wanting to admit he wants to spy on the government to Nikky? :trollface:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on August 21, 2016, 05:26:08 pm
LE MORSE EST SOUS LSD! <- Best quote ever in response to :walrii: being pink XD

(https://tg.lolis-in.space/file_31.jpg)

This was on TI-Planet last night (and it means The walrus is high on LSD). He didn't see our actual LSD Walrii, though :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on August 23, 2016, 09:55:42 am
Sorry für die Google übersetzen Antworten, aber das ist interessant. Gibt es viele deutsche Lautsprecher hier?
"deutsche Lautsprecher" means computer-speakers built in germany...  :thumbsup:
Google translator is just great ^^
what he ment was "are there many guys speaking german around?" ^^
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on August 24, 2016, 05:45:42 am
Lol, Google Translate can do weird stuff, especially with German and Japanese. Also back when my English was still absolutely horrible, my games suffered from it. Also to add to the injury, in hi school in Quebec, we only learn basic English and read text, but by the year we graduate we still have troubles writing a paragraph of text, we can't figure out when to use here or there, this or that, etc. In order to perfect our written English skills we had to play JRPGs. But that was in the 90's, back when Japanese game translations were absolutely sucky. I bet at least 1 hi-school student in Quebec wrote "This story is happy end" at the end of his English story.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on August 24, 2016, 05:50:00 am
Sorry für die Google übersetzen Antworten, aber das ist interessant. Gibt es viele deutsche Lautsprecher hier?
"deutsche Lautsprecher" means computer-speakers built in germany...  :thumbsup:
Google translator is just great ^^
what he ment was "are there many guys speaking german around?" ^^
Hehe, yeah, that's pretty much what I meant, lol.

Lol, Google Translate can do weird stuff, especially with German and Japanese. Also back when my English was still absolutely horrible, my games suffered from it. Also to add to the injury, in hi school in Quebec, we only learn basic English and read text, but by the year we graduate we still have troubles writing a paragraph of text, we can't figure out when to use here or there, this or that, etc. In order to perfect our written English skills we had to play JRPGs. But that was in the 90's, back when Japanese game translations were absolutely sucky. I bet at least 1 hi-school student in Quebec wrote "This story is happy end" at the end of his English story.
Nowadays with the Internet, more and more people can understand English at least correctly as it's nearly everywhere on Internet. Even to the point I'm in French chatrooms and we're writing in English half of the time for no reason.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on August 24, 2016, 09:29:35 am
DJ Omnimaga: We should add a section in CodeWalrus for translations  ???
Like you upload any text/dialogue/instructions in english and other members translate it into their languages ;)
This should make it much easier to support lanugage settings in programs any of us develop ;)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on August 24, 2016, 03:58:33 pm
I have no idea how this could have happened xD

Hmm.... "p2"... that name sounds familiar...
Ohh yea you are that guy who had the MLP anti-SOPA image in your signature :trollface:

Anyways, hopefully you actually stick around, unlike 99% of " returning" members who leave again after a few months <_<

Quote
DJ Omnimaga   It's possible the upload guy just remade the entire song from scratch at a lower pitch using his own samples too, because the kickdrum sounds like one of the FL Studios default kickdrums   07:48:39
JWinslow23   PI IS WRONG = I SEE NUMBERS = THE CODE IS TAU = 130   07:51:23
JWinslow23   Use the obvious A=1, B=2, etc, it matches   07:51:37
JWinslow23   Also, A CORRECT CIRCLE CONSTANT = THE NUMBER EQUAL TO TAU = 239 :P   07:51:48
JWinslow23   Hey   07:51:52
c4ooo      WAIT   08:32:29
c4ooo      PT_ AND p2 ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE   08:33:09
PT_         Duh   08:33:15
PT_         it took so long to figure that out??   08:33:33
c4ooo      Yep :P   08:33:49
PT_         wow   08:33:57
c4ooo      When I was talking to p2 last night I thought he wsd the "ice compiler guy" :P   08:34:56
PT_         :trollface:   08:35:05
notipa      bleh   08:54:34
notipa      i feel unfantastic and i don't know why   08:54:43
p2         hey c4ooo, nice to meet you :)   09:22:17
p2         I'm called "p2"   09:22:24
p2         and by the way...   09:22:26
p2         you were often chatting with me and PT_ at the same time!? xD   09:22:47

Quote
Hayleia   well what was your code exactly?   17:37:33
c4ooo   Idk i think i PMed runer with it   17:37:44
p2      hey Hayleia  :)   17:39:37
c4ooo   WAIT WAIT WAIT   17:40:53
c4ooo   P2   17:40:57
c4ooo   I JUST REALIZED WHO YOU ARE   17:41:10
c4ooo   your that guy from omni   17:41:15
c4ooo   LOLOLOL xD   17:41:18
p2      seriously...? O.o   17:41:36
c4ooo   right? Tongue   17:41:43
p2      I AM!?   17:41:48
p2      thought you realized that just after realizing I wasn't liek PT_'s clone or something!?   17:42:10
c4ooo   lol no   17:42:17
p2      xD   17:42:25
p2      @Hayleia So you're saying I should use these interrupts to separate my program parts, not put them in extra files? That's gonna be annoying since I got to scroll down all this stuff hundreds of times XD   17:43:10
c4ooo   lol after i replied to your post on the thread for new members i completely forgot who you were? Tongue   17:43:26

Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 02, 2016, 05:40:56 am
DJ Omnimaga: We should add a section in CodeWalrus for translations  ???
Like you upload any text/dialogue/instructions in english and other members translate it into their languages ;)
This should make it much easier to support lanugage settings in programs any of us develop ;)
That could be an idea actually. I wonder if there would be much demand, though. I would like to experiment, since some people might be interested in translating games or getting theirs translated. My main worry is that everyone will just beg for translators, which will obviously lead to no answer. So ideally it should encourage authors to implement the translations from other people in their programs themselves.

Lol, Google Translate can do weird stuff, especially with German and Japanese. Also back when my English was still absolutely horrible, my games suffered from it. Also to add to the injury, in hi school in Quebec, we only learn basic English and read text, but by the year we graduate we still have troubles writing a paragraph of text, we can't figure out when to use here or there, this or that, etc. In order to perfect our written English skills we had to play JRPGs. But that was in the 90's, back when Japanese game translations were absolutely sucky. I bet at least 1 hi-school student in Quebec wrote "This story is happy end" at the end of his English story.
Nowadays with the Internet, more and more people can understand English at least correctly as it's nearly everywhere on Internet. Even to the point I'm in French chatrooms and we're writing in English half of the time for no reason.
Also the fact that at some point in the past, the entire CodeWalrus staff, as well as half of the regular members, spoke French as their native language, yet the website remained English. This was a bit why we had that one 2015 April Fools prank about CW becoming a French site. :P

I have no idea how this could have happened xD

Hmm.... "p2"... that name sounds familiar...
Ohh yea you are that guy who had the MLP anti-SOPA image in your signature :trollface:

Anyways, hopefully you actually stick around, unlike 99% of " returning" members who leave again after a few months <_<

Quote
DJ Omnimaga   It's possible the upload guy just remade the entire song from scratch at a lower pitch using his own samples too, because the kickdrum sounds like one of the FL Studios default kickdrums   07:48:39
JWinslow23   PI IS WRONG = I SEE NUMBERS = THE CODE IS TAU = 130   07:51:23
JWinslow23   Use the obvious A=1, B=2, etc, it matches   07:51:37
JWinslow23   Also, A CORRECT CIRCLE CONSTANT = THE NUMBER EQUAL TO TAU = 239 :P   07:51:48
JWinslow23   Hey   07:51:52
c4ooo      WAIT   08:32:29
c4ooo      PT_ AND p2 ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE   08:33:09
PT_         Duh   08:33:15
PT_         it took so long to figure that out??   08:33:33
c4ooo      Yep :P   08:33:49
PT_         wow   08:33:57
c4ooo      When I was talking to p2 last night I thought he wsd the "ice compiler guy" :P   08:34:56
PT_         :trollface:   08:35:05
notipa      bleh   08:54:34
notipa      i feel unfantastic and i don't know why   08:54:43
p2         hey c4ooo, nice to meet you :)   09:22:17
p2         I'm called "p2"   09:22:24
p2         and by the way...   09:22:26
p2         you were often chatting with me and PT_ at the same time!? xD   09:22:47

Quote
Hayleia   well what was your code exactly?   17:37:33
c4ooo   Idk i think i PMed runer with it   17:37:44
p2      hey Hayleia  :)   17:39:37
c4ooo   WAIT WAIT WAIT   17:40:53
c4ooo   P2   17:40:57
c4ooo   I JUST REALIZED WHO YOU ARE   17:41:10
c4ooo   your that guy from omni   17:41:15
c4ooo   LOLOLOL xD   17:41:18
p2      seriously...? O.o   17:41:36
c4ooo   right? Tongue   17:41:43
p2      I AM!?   17:41:48
p2      thought you realized that just after realizing I wasn't liek PT_'s clone or something!?   17:42:10
c4ooo   lol no   17:42:17
p2      xD   17:42:25
p2      @Hayleia So you're saying I should use these interrupts to separate my program parts, not put them in extra files? That's gonna be annoying since I got to scroll down all this stuff hundreds of times XD   17:43:10
c4ooo   lol after i replied to your post on the thread for new members i completely forgot who you were? Tongue   17:43:26


This reminds me how EyeAreSee was in #omnimaga for years and it took me until last Summer before finally realizing he was @Patrick Davidson O.O . I had the same issue with EinEifler on Cemetech as well (who is AHelper0)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on September 02, 2016, 05:49:04 am
DJ Omnimaga: We should add a section in CodeWalrus for translations  ???
Like you upload any text/dialogue/instructions in english and other members translate it into their languages ;)
This should make it much easier to support lanugage settings in programs any of us develop ;)
That could be an idea actually. I wonder if there would be much demand, though. I would like to experiment, since some people might be interested in translating games or getting theirs translated. My main worry is that everyone will just beg for translators, which will obviously lead to no answer. So ideally it should encourage authors to implement the translations from other people in their programs themselves.
Oh, I like this idea, translation help thread, someone gives out their strings to translate, I'd gladly help translating some stuff in French.

This reminds me how EyeAreSee was in #omnimaga for years and it took me until last Summer before finally realizing he was @Patrick Davidson O.O . I had the same issue with EinEifler on Cemetech as well (who is AHelper0)
People with different alt nicks >.> ...wait, that was Patrick? o.o
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on September 02, 2016, 06:27:05 am
*cough* @CVSoft *cough*
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: CVSoft on September 03, 2016, 06:22:48 am
*cough* @CVSoft *cough*
>.>

I'm even worse in UT2004 <.<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 03, 2016, 02:07:56 pm
*cough* @CVSoft *cough*
>.>

I'm even worse in UT2004 <.<

You use randomized nicks on every login? O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on September 03, 2016, 04:45:22 pm
Eh, I used to be that bad as well. Used to.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on September 03, 2016, 04:46:53 pm
That was Patrick ? *.*
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 03, 2016, 05:59:26 pm
Yeah, he started idling in Omni under that nick for a while, and he did it in CW years later, then one day he said he had to use that alt nick due to EFnet not letting him choose PatrickD or something. That's when I finally discovered that both were the same person.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on September 03, 2016, 06:39:45 pm
*cough* @CVSoft *cough*
>.>

I'm even worse in UT2004 <.<
Yeah, "Cathode" "ù:psk:notipa"

/me runs
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: c4ooo on September 05, 2016, 02:11:12 am
Quote
*   c4ooo has joined the channel   8:32:27 PM
c4ooo   Hi c4ooo XD   8:32:32 PM
c4ooo   idk but I still love that one   8:32:54 PM
*   c4ooo has left the channel
Context ???
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 16, 2016, 10:15:12 pm
Wait, was that you @c4ooo ?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on September 18, 2016, 04:16:51 pm

DJ Omnimaga: We should add a section in CodeWalrus for translations  ???
Like you upload any text/dialogue/instructions in english and other members translate it into their languages ;)
This should make it much easier to support lanugage settings in programs any of us develop ;)
That could be an idea actually. I wonder if there would be much demand, though. I would like to experiment, since some people might be interested in translating games or getting theirs translated. My main worry is that everyone will just beg for translators, which will obviously lead to no answer. So ideally it should encourage authors to implement the translations from other people in their programs themselves.
A translating section would make my posts-per-month jump, as I could actually be helpful :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: E37 on September 18, 2016, 04:36:04 pm

DJ Omnimaga: We should add a section in CodeWalrus for translations  ???
Like you upload any text/dialogue/instructions in english and other members translate it into their languages ;)
This should make it much easier to support lanugage settings in programs any of us develop ;)
That could be an idea actually. I wonder if there would be much demand, though. I would like to experiment, since some people might be interested in translating games or getting theirs translated. My main worry is that everyone will just beg for translators, which will obviously lead to no answer. So ideally it should encourage authors to implement the translations from other people in their programs themselves.
A translating section would make my posts-per-month jump, as I could actually be helpful :P

It is just as easy to right click anywhere on the page and click "translate to *****".
The only downside is that sometimes it messes up the formatting.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: c4ooo on September 19, 2016, 03:02:43 am
Wait, was that you @c4ooo ?
Nope. If the logs log IPs you can probably go back and see who did it.

Edit: >_>
Quote
[Not]c4ooo   Hi c4ooo XD
[Not]c4ooo   idk but I still love that one
DJ Omnimaga   Hi
c4ooo   Hi
c4ooo   Who impersonated me? >_>
Unicorn|   I did   
Unicorn|   c4ooo left (~bmuessig@<redacted>.de)
Juju   /ban
c4ooo   Ahh so DarkestEx   
DJ_Omnimaga   Don't do that darkest   
DJ_Omnimaga   Or others   
DJ_Omnimaga   <_<

Edit (Streetwalrus): censored hostname upon request.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 19, 2016, 03:17:15 am
Hm people who logs IRC channels might be able to help. In any case, impersonating other community members is heavily discouraged anyway, so let us know via forum PM if that happens again.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: DarkestEx on October 01, 2016, 02:04:48 pm
Quote from: from YouTube comments
GUYS JUST USE BLEACH THE ROPE SNAPPED BUT I JUST DRANK 3 GALLONS OF BLEACH AND AT MY FUNERAL MY TEETH ARE GONNA BE WHITE AS HELL
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 01, 2016, 04:38:42 pm
That seems to be the regular YT comment lately. :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: c4ooo on October 02, 2016, 08:52:10 pm
Quote
c4ooo   You do relize your name iz   4:43:31 PM
c4ooo   your name is literally "CUM RED"   4:43:52 PM
*   c4ooo runs   4:44:07 PM
*   MateoC sighs   4:44:13 PM
Cumred_Snektron   hang on   4:44:44 PM
Snektron   .   4:45:17 PM
Snektron   not anymore Tongue   4:45:22 PM
c4ooo   XD   4:45:31 PM
Juju   lol
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on October 03, 2016, 05:12:29 am
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on October 03, 2016, 06:20:02 am
@kotu are you drunk
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on October 03, 2016, 06:25:41 am
yes. i'm drunk.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on October 03, 2016, 07:09:27 am
That explains everything.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on October 03, 2016, 07:34:00 am
That explains everything.
Yup, no wonder.

Also.

Quote
— Walrified post by Juju on Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW) http://codewalr.us/61/45354
9:25:21 PM I<+I|> <kotu> Juju
9:25:25 PM I<+I|> <kotu> you are a nurse
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on October 03, 2016, 07:36:21 am
Also.

Quote
— Walrified post by Juju on Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW) http://codewalr.us/61/45354
9:25:21 PM I<+I|> <kotu> Juju
9:25:25 PM I<+I|> <kotu> you are a nurse

fine.

she looks like one, that's all
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on October 03, 2016, 12:16:23 pm
I... what?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: E37 on October 03, 2016, 04:14:47 pm
Also.

Quote
— Walrified post by Juju on Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW) http://codewalr.us/61/45354
9:25:21 PM I<+I|> <kotu> Juju
9:25:25 PM I<+I|> <kotu> you are a nurse

fine.

she looks like one, that's all
I... what?

Oh no..... Now that I've seen it, there is no un-seeing it!  O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on October 04, 2016, 09:17:22 pm
Also.

Quote
— Walrified post by Juju on Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW) http://codewalr.us/61/45354
9:25:21 PM I<+I|> <kotu> Juju
9:25:25 PM I<+I|> <kotu> you are a nurse

fine.

she looks like one, that's all
I... what?

Oh no..... Now that I've seen it, there is no un-seeing it!  O.O
seeing "it" you mean that famous beard of his? Or where there some strange nurse costume corss-dressing photos going around while I was gone...? <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on October 05, 2016, 12:48:44 am
First, a maid (c.f. that time when I attempted to sell a BBQ grill on Facebook), now a nurse... You guys really want me to cross-dress?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on October 05, 2016, 07:31:39 am
First, a maid (c.f. that time when I attempted to sell a BBQ grill on Facebook), now a nurse... You guys really want me to cross-dress?
NA... I think Juju has a beard, would make cross-dressing to hard

/me runs
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on October 05, 2016, 08:47:19 am
*strange pictures of typical wiking's wives with axes and beards pop up in p2' head* O.o
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on October 11, 2016, 06:26:44 pm
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga 11.10.2016 20:21:48
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P
   
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: DarkestEx on October 17, 2016, 12:26:36 pm
Quote from: Comment
I thought most image editing software was supposed to stop you loading images of money? At least they did in the 90's, is that not a thing anymore?
Quote from: Reply
At the rate the British pound is dropping atm it maybe isn't considered money anymore.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: princetonlion.tibd on October 17, 2016, 11:03:33 pm
Quote from: DJ Omnimaga 11.10.2016 20:21:48
Anyway war sucks. Just bring us your food instead of missiles  :P
   

/me also sets this to his signature
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: c4ooo on October 24, 2016, 11:37:35 pm
Post this entire quote, *line by line*, into Walrus irc. Make sure to copy the entire line:
00,00...............01,01.........00,00................................................
00,00............01,01...00,00.........01,01...00,00...01,01......00,00....................................
00,00.........01,01...00,00...............01,01...00,00......01,01...00,00.................................
00,00......01,01...00,00......01,01......00,00...01,01...00,00............01,01...00,00..............................
00,00......01,01...00,00...01,01...02,02......01,01.........00,00............01,01......00,00........................
00,00......01,01......02,02.........01,01...02,02......01,01...00,00.........01,01...14,14...01,01...00,00.....................
00,00......01,01......02,02.........01,01...02,02.........01,01...00,00......01,01...14,14......01,01...00,00..................
00,00...01,01...14,14......01,01...02,02......01,01...02,02.........01,01...00,00...01,01...14,14.........01,01...00,00..................
00,00...01,01...14,14.........01,01......14,14...01,01...02,02...01,01...00,00...01,01...14,14...............01,01...00,00...............
01,01......14,14...01,01...14,14...............01,01.........14,14..................01,01...00,00...............
01,01...00,00...01,01.........14,14......01,01...14,14..............................01,01...00,00...............
01,01...00,00......01,01...00,00...01,01.........14,14.................................01,01...00,00............
01,01...00,00......01,01...00,00.........01,01...14,14.................................01,01...00,00............
01,01...00,00......01,01...00,00.........01,01...14,14.................................01,01...00,00............
01,01...00,00......01,01...00,00.........01,01...14,14.................................01,01...00,00............
01,01...00,00...01,01......00,00.........01,01...14,14.................................01,01...00,00............
01,01...00,00...01,01.........00,00...01,01...14,14.........01,01...14,14...........................01,01...00,00.........
01,01...00,00...01,01...00,00...01,01...00,00...01,01...14,14......01,01...14,14.........01,01...14,14..................01,01......00,00......
01,01...00,00...01,01.........00,00...01,01...14,14.....................01,01...14,14..................01,01......00,00...
00,00...01,01......14,14...01,01...00,00...01,01...14,14........................01,01...14,14......01,01...14,14......01,01...00,00......
00,00...01,01......14,14......01,01...14,14.........01,01...14,14...............01,01...14,14......01,01...14,14.........01,01...00,00...
00,00...01,01...14,14............01,01.........14,14...01,01...14,14...............01,01...14,14......01,01...14,14.........01,01...
00,00...01,01...14,14......01,01......00,00.........01,01............14,14.........01,01.........00,00...01,01.........00,00...
00,00...01,01.........00,00...........................01,01............00,00.....................
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 26, 2016, 01:34:42 am
I am surprised the IRC server didn't auto-kick you for flood :P

Also the following post was made in CW staff forum (hidden from regular members. Business as usual, I guess):

(https://codewalr.us/other/walriifanart/rainbowwalrii3b.gif)(https://codewalr.us/other/walriifanart/rainbowwalrii4b.gif)(https://codewalr.us/other/walriifanart/walriichuoncaffeine.gif)(https://codewalr.us/other/walriifanart/cloudwalrusr.gif)(https://codewalr.us/other/walriifanart/os***waddup.gif)(https://codewalr.us/other/walriifanart/hypergarfield.gif)(https://codewalr.us/other/walriifanart/flyingwalrusoncaffeine.gif)(https://codewalr.us/other/walriifanart/mjwalriioncaffeine-1.gif)(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/10573921/hypergarfield_2.gif)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: aeTIos on October 26, 2016, 01:37:13 am
Flashiis are the best.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on October 26, 2016, 01:40:07 am
it's really great how they all flash slightly different (not starting with same color // different flashing speed / ...)! Making them look really great together! :D
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 26, 2016, 07:04:51 am
They all flash the same for me most of the time, except when they don't load simultaneously (especially the last which is hosted elsewhere right now)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on October 26, 2016, 07:07:23 am
I am surprised the IRC server didn't auto-kick you for flood :P
Walrus IRC is whitelisted in the botnet so it doesn't get kicked.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 26, 2016, 07:09:53 am
Oh I thought he posted this from IRC lol.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on October 26, 2016, 07:34:26 am
wtf I shear they were flashing different 4 hours ago... O.o
the bigger one as well as the ones laft and right of him here flashing different before O.o
now I'm confused...
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on October 27, 2016, 07:24:25 pm
It probably depends of the browser. That said, right now two of them are flashing differently, but both flashes from the same color together.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on October 30, 2016, 06:42:28 pm
So @aeTIos shares his internet connection with the house owners at his place, and they're streaming tonight which screws it up for him.

Quote
aeTIos, [30.10.16 20:27]
i actually feel like turning off the 2.4 ghz

Streetwalrus, [30.10.16 20:28]
don't be a d***hole

aeTIos, [30.10.16 20:28]
that doesn't work

Streetwalrus, [30.10.16 20:28]
?

aeTIos, [30.10.16 20:28]
d***-hole

Streetwalrus, [30.10.16 20:29]
don't be a urethra

aeTIos, [30.10.16 20:29]
XD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on October 30, 2016, 11:03:13 pm
They all flash the same for me most of the time, except when they don't load simultaneously (especially the last which is hosted elsewhere right now)


indeed... the last one is different than most of the others... <_<
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Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 02, 2016, 03:54:25 pm
Wat @kotu
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[/DJ Omnimaga   Walriichu   12:57:24 AM
kotu   get skinned   12:57:35 AM
kotu   who has a brown face   12:57:54 AM
kotu   go to sleep   12:57:59 AM
kotu   hmm easy   12:58:02 AM
kotu   bye   12:58:04 AM
DJ Omnimaga   Lol   1:03:28 AM
DJ Omnimaga   You want to skin Walriichu alive so that he has a brown face? How cruel Sad   1:04:14 AM
Juju   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFlgNoUsr4k   1:07:08 AM
Juju   why   1:07:09 AM
Juju   kotu I speak French, DJ too   1:07:36 AM
kotu   bonsieur   1:08:06 AM
Juju   bon matin.   1:08:16 AM
kotu   j'ai trois souers   1:08:22 AM
kotu   j'adore les cigarettes   1:09:08 AM
kotu   je suis un fils unique   1:09:20 AM
kotu   plus tard   1:09:38 AM
kotu   j'en amais un retard es[ace   1:09:50 AM
kotu   WHAT   1:09:56 AM
kotu   JUJU   1:09:58 AM
kotu   THATS DISGUSTING   1:10:03 AM
Juju   what   1:11:30 AM
kotu   i dunno   1:30:07 AM
kotu   did you kill my sisters or not   1:30:21 AM
kotu   eh   1:30:30 AM
kotu   ??   1:30:36 AM
kotu   YOU DID   1:30:42 AM
kotu   I KNEW IT   1:30:46 AM
kotu   gonna check in the morning   1:30:59 AM
kotu   Undecided   1:31:15 AM
kotu   juju   1:31:27 AM
kotu   why do you a bearded handsome man have a sexy nurse avatar pic   1:31:44 AM
DJ Omnimaga   Wat   1:36:18 AM
kotu   not pest control is it   1:36:20 AM
kotu   haven't you seen it?   1:37:06 AM
kotu   this   1:38:34 AM
kotu   https://codewalr.us/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1043;type=avatar   1:38:35 AM
*   Unicron has joined the channel   1:39:26 AM
kotu   i think   1:39:39 AM
kotu   actually   1:39:44 AM
notipabot   https://codewalr.us/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1043;type=thelastairbender   1:39:45 AM
kotu   oh well my game my game   1:40:12 AM
kotu   ur site   1:40:14 AM
kotu   bye now   1:40:22 AM
kotu   texas chainsaw massacre   1:44:58 AM
kotu   #   1:45:09 AM
kotu   ##   1:45:10 AM
kotu   are you a) a gay man   1:50:51 AM
kotu   b) a girl who has a boyfriend but wants to attract attention online   1:51:16 AM
kotu   c) a pest baNNER   1:51:32 AM
kotu   d) something else   1:51:41 AM
kotu   change your avatar pls juju   1:51:58 AM
kotu   unless well you know   1:52:07 AM
kotu   it makes the site attract lots less visitors the way it is now   1:52:25 AM
kotu   thankyou   1:52:27 AM
kotu   AMEN   1:52:47 AM
Unicron   YES   1:53:27 AM
Juju   b-b-but Marie-Neige~   2:07:27 AM
Unicron   Juju's new avatar: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/0WrfVjVR/download1.png   2:09:23 AM
MateoC   I want to write my own linker...   2:14:22 AM
MateoC   The one in the C SDK is awful   2:14:30 AM
MateoC   Undecided   2:14:35 AM
juju2143   Okay   2:26:21 AM
DJ Omnimaga   Juju   2:27:23 AM
DJ Omnimaga   Make a Walrus out of your avatar   2:27:35 AM
juju2143   Frivolesque walrii?   2:32:06 AM
Unicron   MateoC: Isn't DrDnar working on one?   2:32:35 AM
Unicron   mmk   2:35:13 AM
MateoC   In C#   2:35:22 AM
MateoC   I like C better Tongue   2:35:29 AM
Unicron   Ima head off to sleepland and get up nice and early to do some maths with asymptotes   2:35:41 AM
MateoC   Night Tongue   2:35:45 AM
Unicron   MateoC: ah, I see   2:35:50 AM
MateoC   Eh   2:41:15 AM
MateoC   C# is nice   2:41:21 AM
*   Walrified post by gameblabla on Re: nKaruga, PC demake of Ikaruga (ported from TI-Nspire) http://codewalr.us/708/47081   2:43:47 AM
kotu   STL is best   2:49:30 AM
kotu   hmm std::vector   2:56:15 AM
kotu   std::list hmm yummys   2:56:23 AM
kotu   auto_ptr hmm   2:56:30 AM
*   kotu drools   2:56:37 AM
kotu   mateoc   2:57:08 AM
kotu   i wrote stl   2:57:12 AM
kotu   in assembler   2:57:16 AM
kotu   I WIN   2:57:21 AM
kotu   YOU LOSE   2:57:26 AM
kotu   HA HA HA   2:57:29 AM
kotu   im sorry, i lied   2:57:44 AM
*   kotu DEAD   2:57:48 AM
*   kotu KILLED   2:57:55 AM
*   kotu POLICE.   2:58:01 AM
*   Unicron has quit IRC (Quit: Connection closed for inactivity)   4:55:52 AM
p2   hi kotu smiley   4:57:51 AM
p2   did you shoot a cop or did a cop shoot you? or maybe both...?   4:58:08 AM
*   Walrified post by gameblabla on Re: This topic should crash your browser [Google Chrome] http://codewalr.us/1682/47083   5:30:24 AM
*   Walrified post by gameblabla on Re: What are you listening to? http://codewalr.us/160/47084   5:37:11 AM
kotu   cops shot me   6:55:08 AM
kotu   they know i've been hassling mateo, saying he's not as good looking as me and stuff   6:55:43 AM
kotu   they were livid   6:55:47 AM
kotu   hey p2 guess what   6:56:11 AM
kotu   it was a joke! i'm not dead! but i did get shot and stabbed Sad oh well   7:04:27 AM
Snektron   morning   7:04:37 AM
kotu   hello   7:04:41 AM
kotu   u ok   7:05:30 AM
kotu   this is like cold cake   7:09:26 AM
kotu   thats called normal cake - i am jesus after all!   7:10:00 AM
kotu   oh well   7:10:03 AM
kotu   i will remember you well!   7:10:11 AM
kotu   (still mates)   7:10:21 AM
kotu   ___________________________________________   7:11:29 AM
kotu   you know, in real life, an avatar is... hmm.... something to do with and associated with angels and archangels, and it is VERY SERIOUS   7:12:12 AM
kotu   do not ask me ask someone else what one is   7:12:38 AM
DJ_Omnimaga   spam much? Tongue   7:26:57 AM
p2   kotu you'Re getting strange againand I have no idea what you're trying to tell me XD   7:29:59 AM
p2   also I wont pray to you Dry   7:30:15 AM
p2   If jesus was among us, it would be Juju for he has the mighty beard   7:30:40 AM
kotu   he's quite jesussy but just not jesussy enough   7:39:58 AM
kotu   i am fat   7:40:01 AM
p2   and I am lazy, let's team up Grin   7:48:11 AM
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tr1p1ea_   lol   7:57:52 AM
aeTIos   help   7:59:13 AM
aeTIos   customer running xp   7:59:20 AM
*   Walrified post by kotu on Re: Programming Ideas http://codewalr.us/908/47085   8:06:56 AM
kotu   p2, we have to team up again? did we friend-dump each other or something? Huh   8:07:59 AM
p2   nah was just talking about fat&lazy Grin   8:21:39 AM
p2   btw take a look at this lol http://vid.pr0gramm.com/2016/11/01/dcdb359829ce10e0.mp4   8:21:46 AM
p2   I'm a bird       ~( ̄▽ ̄)~   8:32:46 AM
kotu   f*** ME WITH A BARGEPOLE   9:06:27 AM
kotu   HARD BLOKE   9:06:30 AM
kotu   (A 20%ER)   9:07:20 AM
kotu   f*** ME   9:07:25 AM
kotu   P2, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME WATCH?   9:07:50 AM
*   kotu BURNS P2 ON A PIRE   9:08:05 AM
*   p2 noms a cookie   9:16:53 AM
DJ Omnimaga   Pink walrus   9:35:47 AM
*   SopaXorzT has joined the channel   9:38:29 AM
p2   hi dj ^^   9:52:54 AM
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on November 02, 2016, 04:23:35 pm
this is nothing  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 02, 2016, 04:34:12 pm
Generally it's not a good idea to IRC while drunk or high, though. :P

That said I didn't mind as long as it doesn't disrupt other convos.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on November 09, 2016, 08:55:32 am
Quote from: Gameblabla on IRC on 09.11.2016 09:49 (right after trump election)
i wonder what if americans muslims will get assaulted by angry white protesters
or maybe i should bump p4nix so we can be in bed together
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: GalacticPirate on November 09, 2016, 02:39:25 pm
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Trump won the election
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: c4ooo on November 18, 2016, 10:13:30 pm
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c4ooo  rhgfdujgzrkdlS;GFDSGJKANDSFGMEKARFGJNFRD GUIDRBN GUIDKFNBGAP UIDRGHNAMEROI;GHNEMRAOIGHNJAMER   5:09:40 PM
c4ooo  git is stupid   5:09:45 PM
c4ooo  udfnusidbgnUSIYDFBgnsiudgPENISudbnfsidbgnsuidg   5:10:03 PM
c4ooo  there's no better feeling except when you get git to work
This one is subtle, props to anyone who finds it ;)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on November 19, 2016, 03:22:00 am
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PENIS
pls
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on November 19, 2016, 09:43:47 pm
I didn't see it last night but now I am a disapoint ._.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on November 27, 2016, 09:27:57 pm
WIRC:
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p4nix   Cl2 + H2 -(UV-LIGHT)-> 2HCl   22:24:58
p2   urgh, chemestry... >.<   22:25:07
p4nix   wait   22:25:22
c4ooo   every time p4nix is on irc we end up talking about either gay sex, building bombs, or making meth   22:25:23
Sorunome   chemistry is just applied physics   22:25:24
p4nix   gonna show you   22:25:25
Juju   lol   22:25:31
p4nix   Soru TRIGGERED   22:25:38
Sorunome   https://xkcd.com/435/   22:25:38
Juju   making meth is just applied chemistry   22:25:41
p4nix   gay sex is applied chemistry too   22:26:07
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on December 01, 2016, 09:13:14 pm
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p4nix   I dont believe that we humans are worth anything  :P   22:10:59
p2   but I think only for the worst of the worst....   22:11:10
p4nix   Indeed, I bet this whole universe would sell as a huge fail on a universe-ebay-site   22:11:25
p2   we're the stupidest of al animals and yet we're the most intelligent ones...   22:11:28
p4nix   for 3 galactic cents.   22:11:34
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on December 11, 2016, 09:44:13 pm
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<MateoC> Anyone here can tell me that you don't just delete your path right :/
11:38:38 AM I<+I|> <kotu> gonna get another 100 years outta this bad boy at least
11:38:54 AM W— +Walrified post by p2 on Re: Pebble is Dead http://codewalr.us/1763/49165
11:39:07 AM I<+I|> <kotu> what path are you on about
11:39:34 AM I<+I|> <kotu> psychic invisibility?
11:39:43 AM I<+I|> <kotu> you do that
11:39:48 AM U<Unicorn|> like windows pc path
11:40:08 AM I<+I|> <kotu> are you suggesting i delete all my files
11:40:24 AM I<+I|> <kotu> because i could do that, thinking about it
11:40:34 AM I<+I|> <kotu> hmm
11:40:40 AM I<+I|> * kotu engages deep thought
11:40:49 AM I<+I|> <kotu> im gonna delete all my files!!! woo!!!!!
11:41:41 AM I<+I|> <kotu> s***
11:41:44 AM I<+I|> <kotu> why
11:41:49 AM W— +Walrified post by p2 on Re: Funny/awesome Youtube videos http://codewalr.us/228/49166
11:41:50 AM I<+I|> <kotu> damn you mateo!!!
11:41:55 AM I<+I|> <kotu> that was a s*** idea!!!!!!!
11:42:02 AM I<+I|> <kotu> bs
11:42:10 AM U<Unicorn|> wtf
11:42:18 AM U<Unicorn|> how does that turn into deleting files
I don't understand kotu's train of thought

inb4
/me deletes his path and all his files
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on December 12, 2016, 04:10:50 am
inb4 deleting system32 has a benefic effect on your health and well-being.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: WholeWheatBagels on January 04, 2017, 01:56:31 am
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kotu   i cant believe what i was doing   5:53:43 PM
kotu   wait
kotu   I AM RICK ASTLEY!!! AND YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS JESUS. THIS IS WHAT I DO NOW!!   5:54:04 PM
Bagels   O SH*T   5:54:23 PM
kotu   I JUST RUINED CW!!!   5:54:26 PM
Bagels   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on January 04, 2017, 08:04:39 am
inb4 deleting system32 has a benefic effect on your health and well-being.
Course it does.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on January 04, 2017, 08:31:31 am
For some reasons, this reminds me a bit of the user who tried to replace an on-board graphics card on his laptop or something in 2007 on UTI. IIRC he just desoldered the thing without even knowing what he was doing, then he wondered why his computer stopped working afterwards.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on January 04, 2017, 09:48:50 am
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JWinslow23   Hmm...by my spy, my 'Y' glyphs fly spry. My cry's "Why'd my shy glyphs dry by my spy?"   08:49:45
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kotu   wtf is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   08:50:38
kotu   XD   08:50:43
kotu   dont   08:51:09
JWinslow23   A sentence I made using only the "vowel" Y about how this sentence only uses the "vowel" Y   08:52:55
*   JosJuice has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)   08:53:16
kotu   it might annoy dj thats all   08:55:52
JWinslow23   It's not like I'll do it again Tongue   08:57:43
kotu   do it again i dont think hes here at the moment   08:59:03
kotu   Y   09:00:13
JWinslow23   No.   09:00:20
JWinslow23   Tongue   09:00:21
kotu   (  Y  )   09:00:25
DJ Omnimaga   i am about to go to bed lol   09:00:27
JWinslow23   I'm never doing that again   09:00:28
kotu   sorry   09:00:46
kotu   didn't think you were here dj   09:00:53
DJ Omnimaga   I was contemplating updating http://tistory.wikidot.com/forumstats since it's outdated but realized it was almost 4 AM Dry   09:01:23
kotu   i see   09:01:45
kotu   wow yours is the best site   09:03:52
kotu   Cheesy   09:04:03
kotu   )  Y  (   09:05:31
kotu   hope that helps
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: CVSoft on January 08, 2017, 10:19:17 pm
Quote from: #codewalrus
[22:15] * notipabot runs
[22:17] <+I|> * p4nix runs faster, catches notipabot, eviscerates notipabot
[22:17] <notipabot> how does one eviscerate a bot
[22:17] <+I|> <p4nix> we haven't figured that out yet
[22:17] <+I|> <p4nix> but our company will call you back once we have
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p4nix on January 08, 2017, 10:21:38 pm
And we will find out  9_9
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on January 09, 2017, 01:27:57 pm
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Sorunome   the sao world was destroyed and the player data transfered to alfheim. Might have been the same servers running it but that is not the point   14:22:37
aeTIos   sorunome discussing anime   14:23:01
Sorunome   remember how it is said that alfheim is based on sao code?   14:23:02
aeTIos   brings a tear to my eye   14:23:10
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on January 09, 2017, 05:29:56 pm
Rofl kotu, that escalated quickly. Also I haven't seen anyone discuss anime in a long while on CW chat.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on January 09, 2017, 06:48:37 pm
i still wonder what aeTIos meant with that o.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: WholeWheatBagels on January 10, 2017, 01:46:13 am
Quote from: Discord
(https://img.ourl.ca/Capture-35.PNG)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on January 10, 2017, 02:56:00 pm
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Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on January 10, 2017, 03:00:18 pm
actually we didnt talk about girlfriends, just about GIF and JPEG files that we like (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/bigfrown.gif)
aaaand about peanut butter... <_<

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Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p4nix on January 10, 2017, 07:08:54 pm
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Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on January 11, 2017, 12:09:26 pm
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kotu   DOGMAN   11:55:00
kotu   HES A MAN   11:55:04
kotu   HE DRIVES A VAN   12:01:39
kotu   HE DOESNT NEED A TAN   12:02:13
kotu   DOGMAN   12:02:15
*   kotu gives dogman another machine gun present.   12:06:12
p2   that evn rhymes Grin   12:07:13
kotu   its meant to   12:07:21
kotu   its a song
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on January 11, 2017, 01:16:05 pm
Quote from: IRC
p2   what the Big Frown   14:08:40
kotu   wat   14:09:11
p2   There's an App in the Appstore, called "Arctic Walrus Survivival Simulator Free"   14:09:22
p2   You play as a walrus   14:09:25
p2   The game is pretty good   14:09:30
p2   But the second mission in story mode is   14:09:40
p2   Find and kill 3 Foxes   14:09:46
p2   Big Frown   14:09:47
p2   It said "Live the life of a walrus" in the info...   14:10:39
kotu   im pretty sure walrii cant catch foxes irl   14:10:42
p2   Now I'm unsure if I can still love walruses like before Big Frown   14:11:00
p2   if they kill foxes Cry   14:11:08
kotu   walrii eat fish dumbass   14:11:11
p2   the first mission was kill a wolf... Kittyface   14:11:28
kotu   ah right   14:11:35
p2   and before that I killed and ate a deer...   14:11:36
PT_   nah   14:11:51
PT_   kill foxed   14:11:53
PT_   Troll   14:11:56
p2   nuu Ninja   14:12:08
p2   the game is evil   14:12:12
*   p2 lost >.<   14:12:18
kotu   i once invented a game called gorilla hunter   14:12:31
kotu   where the gorillas wear hats   14:12:56
p2   There's another App, called "Wealthy Walrus"... The 4th Rule is: "NO CHEATING. I am all-seeing and all-knowing. I am the Wealthy Walrus"   14:13:48
p2   Truely the creater Shocked   14:13:55
p2   *creator   14:13:58
kotu   ah i gtg   14:14:19
p2   In the beginning there was Walrii, in the end there will be Walrii. All hail our supreme leader <3   14:14:21
p2   bye kotu smiley   14:14:29
p2   May the Walrii be with you   14:14:36
kotu   bye   14:14:39
kotu   thx   14:14:41
While the first one is just evil, the econd one i undeniable a sign of our true creators O.O
I should play less walrus games, they are strange :ninja:

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kotu   the word 'tau' sounds like it is not meant to be used
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on January 12, 2017, 06:20:37 pm
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Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on January 12, 2017, 07:02:21 pm
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kotu   i shoot all fox cubs
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on January 12, 2017, 09:49:47 pm
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kotu   yes!!!   21:48:41
kotu   i am amazing!!!!!!!!   21:48:44
kotu   i did it!!!!!   21:48:53
kotu   dogman run about   21:49:09
Sorunome   do all spiders want to become web developers?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on January 13, 2017, 12:58:20 am
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kotu   gameblabla really? juju can i troil jews for a bit?   00:03:18
Juju   no trolling jews here   00:03:30
kotu   JEWS ARE s***   00:03:31
kotu   JEWS ARE s***   00:03:32
kotu   im done   00:03:34
Juju   except the jewjews   00:03:37
gameblabla   ban request   00:03:38
kotu   Big Frown   00:03:47
gameblabla   lel   00:03:47
kotu   i was being nice   00:03:50
kotu   i like jews   00:04:03
kotu   really   00:04:04
Juju   nice.   00:04:07
catastropher   not funny though   00:04:10
kotu   EXCEPT I HATE JEWS   00:04:12
kotu   lol   00:04:14
kotu   I DO NOT KNOW KRIS LUDDS.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on January 13, 2017, 01:00:37 am
kotu, as a reminder, please don't double, triple, or quadruple post. The MODIFY button exists for a reason.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: gameblabla on January 13, 2017, 03:06:50 am
I asked MateoC why he was spending his time recovering DJ's levels, this happened :
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MateoC   DJ: Would you happen to know how many pipes were in the first level? It might go faster smiley   2:04:49 AM
MateoC   It doesn't look the same as the original pack   2:05:06 AM
gameblabla   i can't believe you are doing that mateo   2:05:34 AM
gameblabla   it's been like 2 days since you tried to recover dj's levels   2:06:01 AM
MateoC   Nah   2:06:18 AM
MateoC   Just started tonight   2:06:22 AM
gameblabla   oh   2:06:35 AM
MateoC   I was just getting info   2:06:35 AM
gameblabla   if this was up to me though, i would just tell dj to redo his levels. that would have been faster anyway   2:07:35 AM
MateoC   Yeah but I like editing hex files Tongue   2:08:07 AM
gameblabla   that night, you could have spend it on sex rather than recovering some dude's levels

it's funny, by my own standards.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on January 13, 2017, 08:35:11 am
nice but I have my doubts about the last line...
He wouldnt be editing text files if he had THAT to chose from  <_<
Or would you really prefer editing text files @MateoConLechuga   :ninja:


Quote from: We are strange...
Sorunome   hi   14:18:52
kotu   hello   14:23:22
p2   Jello   14:30:15
kotu   moo   14:30:24
Sorunome   *pony noises*   14:31:10
p2   *sound of hay being nommed*   14:31:32
*   kotu rolls an apple toward sorunome   14:31:38
p2   awww   14:31:54
*   Walrified post by gbl08ma on Re: The 2016 Yearly CW Project Award begins. Time to vote for the final round! https://codewalr.us/1822/50878   14:32:28
Sorunome   *looks at kotu and then takes a bite* thanks~   14:32:40
kotu   no problem   14:32:52
Sorunome   ^.^   14:33:41
p2   *narrator voice* And so a new, beautiful friendship began   14:34:50
Sorunome   are you implying our old friendship is broken? Big Frown   14:35:31
Sorunome   *hugs kotu* MY KOTU!   14:38:45
kotu   wtf   14:39:25
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on January 16, 2017, 05:43:02 pm
Quote
Sorunome   poor foxes :')   17:17:41
Sorunome   * Cry   17:17:43
kotu   aww soru i didnt mean it im sorry
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on January 16, 2017, 10:18:06 pm
The shoutbox can get wild sometimes :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on January 28, 2017, 12:51:47 pm
Quote
<l|1> <aeTIos> jar jar is the last jedi
<Sorunome> i thought jar jar was a sith
<l|1> <Streetwalrus> what the f*** did you just f***ing say about star wars, you little s***
<l|1> <aeTIos> you spelled sith wrong street
<l|1> <aeTIos> palpatine was right all along
<Sorunome> palpatine was only the apprentice, jar jar was the master
<I|> <p2> wtf is wrong with u guys? xD
<Sorunome> i mean, just look at how jar jar looked like in the original trilogy, people even confused him with palpatine o.o
<l|1> <aeTIos> lalol
<I|> <p2> I wonder if sith<-->s*** wordjokes are common mong sith lords...
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on January 28, 2017, 06:56:41 pm
Rofl nice one
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p4nix on January 29, 2017, 09:51:10 pm
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Sorunome also wtf is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg 22:47:06
p4nix https://www.reddit.com/r/s***tyaskscience/comments/5qu47m/i_am_working_on_a_new_polyurethane_with_five/ 22:47:11
ben_g Streetwal: /r/ILostTheGame/ 22:47:44
Streetwal Tongue 22:47:52
p4nix Sorunome this is for MateoC 22:48:12
Sorunome lol 22:48:17
ben_g It even turns out to be an actual sub Tongue 22:48:21
p4nix So he can have sex life instead of editing hex files 22:48:22
MateoC Hm? 22:48:22
* p4nix hides 22:48:32
p4nix you cant see me mateo 22:48:40
Sorunome MateoC: <Sorunome> also wtf is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg 22:48:51
p4nix i shouldnt binge-read the funny quote thread
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on January 29, 2017, 10:12:47 pm
dont tell me @MateoC is still working on recovering those strange hex files? :ninja:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p4nix on January 29, 2017, 10:16:54 pm
He got the job done in time!
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on January 30, 2017, 02:13:05 am
There's a sub-reddit about THE GAME? O.O I just lost.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on January 31, 2017, 10:41:49 am
/me lost (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/meh.gif)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p4nix on February 05, 2017, 05:56:34 pm
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kotu   i just bought a thousand Tongue   18:50:24
kotu   lol   18:50:38
p4nix   blotter art?   18:50:43
kotu   acids   18:50:48
kotu   yeah   18:50:50
p4nix   lol, undosed I guess :trollface:   18:50:51
kotu   p4nix exactly   18:51:09
p4nix   kotu real man buy dosed   18:51:18
kotu   :P   18:51:23
p4nix   i thought you didnt like acid   18:51:48
kotu   i dont   18:51:54
p4nix   but the art?   18:52:03
kotu   ate it   18:52:13
p4nix   wtf   18:52:18
p4nix   you ate undosed blotter?   18:52:28
kotu   oh no    O.O   18:52:28
p4nix    ???   18:52:45
kotu   its workin  :w00t:   18:52:54
p4nix   rofl   18:53:04
p4nix   15min ago, kotu just ate 1000*100ug LSD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on March 03, 2017, 01:09:23 pm
Quote
kotu   ban him p2   13:03:30
kotu   he goes too far XD   13:03:35
kotu   i use PI_MUL_2 in my programs, that's what u should use   13:04:02
kotu   that's what good propgrammers do   13:04:09
p2   I was the one calling to destroy all non-believers that want to destroy pi... Roll Eyes   13:04:16
kotu   cool   13:04:32
kotu   tau is foreign junk 13:07:10
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 03, 2017, 05:30:42 pm
The tau vs pi thing got way too far earlier, though. <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on March 03, 2017, 06:12:44 pm
i shouldn't have gone on about 'object dimensional spaces' and 'negative brain imprint'

 <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 03, 2017, 11:46:00 pm
Nah I mean it almost turned into a fight earlier
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on March 04, 2017, 08:40:11 pm
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p4nix   @xMarminq_ better learn C than drop acid tho Tongue   19:04:41
p4nix   also watch out for 25i-nbome   19:05:17
xMarminq_   Mad   19:05:38
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on March 17, 2017, 01:12:34 am
This is from Cemetech SAX and was posted in my Pi vs Tau thread:
Quote from: Pi VS Tau Thread on Cemetech
*keeping it cuz it's funny and adds to the thread. Admins, I hope this doesn't add to my word count...
Quote from: SAX
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12:11:28 AM [#] [MateoC] I think that we should just use C
12:11:32 AM [#] [MateoC] There's M_PI
12:11:35 AM [#] [dTal] jacobly: so you disagree with the use of nonlethal weapons
12:11:36 AM [prgmTrouble] I don't degree
12:11:41 AM [#] [MateoC] But no M_TAU
12:12:01 AM [#] [jacobly] I wouldn't say lethal weapons are easier, but that's just me
12:12:13 AM [_iPhoenix_] I vote lethal weapons. JUST FREAKING SETTLE THE ISSUE!
12:12:30 AM [#] [jacobly] #define M_TAU (M_PI/2)
12:12:51 AM [#] [jacobly] / because that's how I'm defining it
12:13:11 AM [#] [MateoC] Haha jacobly++
12:13:19 AM [prgmTrouble] #define M_TAU (2M_PI)
12:13:27 AM [#] [jacobly] SYNTAX ERROR
12:13:43 AM [#] [MateoC] ERR: Internal error 3214324
12:13:51 AM [#] [MateoC] Please contact Technical Support
12:14:01 AM [#] [MateoC] That's about as good as ZDS does
12:14:10 AM [#] [dTal] I don't think that'll work, won't the macro expand to 23.14159...
12:14:18 AM [#] [jacobly] no
12:14:22 AM ***prgmTrouble <
12:14:24 AM [#] [jacobly] it is a syntax erro
12:14:25 AM [#] [jacobly] r
12:14:49 AM ***prgmTrouble <--
12:14:37 AM [#] [jacobly] because 2M_PI is not a valid number
12:14:52 AM [#] [jacobly] and M_PI2 would be undefined
12:15:04 AM [prgmTrouble] mah name
12:15:17 AM [#] [MateoC] Good thing M_2PI is sometimes defined
12:15:31 AM [prgmTrouble] its a conspiracy
12:15:56 AM [prgmTrouble] it's
12:16:23 AM [#] [dTal] my reaction on learning about Tau was "how could I, and especially the people around me, have been so stupid"
12:16:47 AM [#] [dTal] I am baffled by the pi-defenders
12:16:56 AM [prgmTrouble] I blame the government
12:17:42 AM [prgmTrouble] the government put dihydrogen monoxide in our water
<snip> (Mateo believes Diameter is easier to measure then Radius, then
dTal talks nerd stuff, which gets Mateo (and everyone else) confused)
12:19:32 AM [prgmTrouble] use DEG
12:19:44 AM [ReGuess] use GRAD
12:19:57 AM [#] [Ivoah] Use Tai
12:20:14 AM [prgmTrouble] use calculator
*more nerd stuff from dTal
*nerd arguing
12:23:09 AM [#] [MateoC] Let's just go do something productive like fix Mateo's scaling routine
12:23:11 AM [#] *MateoC hides
12:23:32 AM [#] [Ivoah] Or solve integrals
12:23:44 AM [prgmTrouble] or use degrees
*nerd stuff from jacobly
12:24:47 AM [#] [MateoC] Have fun drawing your unit circle in terms of tau
12:25:19 AM [prgmTrouble] just do double the existing fraction
12:25:31 AM [ReGuess] prgmTrouble, if you like degrees so much, tell me, what's the formula for the length of an arc of a circle with radius r through an angle theta
12:25:32 AM [#] [dTal] MateoC: I don't see the problem
12:26:05 AM [#] [jacobly] even better with degrees, what d/dx sin(x) where is is degrees
12:26:10 AM [#] [jacobly] *x
*dTal talking about integrals of [zZz]
*prgmTrouble thinking about cosx, incorrectly.
12:28:24 AM [_iPhoenix_] Awkward Silence
12:29:16 AM [_iPhoenix_] did dTal explode everyone's brains?
12:29:17 AM [prgmTrouble] reguess: 2pi*r*theta/360
12:29:47 AM [_iPhoenix_] lel pi in degrees
12:30:01 AM [ReGuess] correct.
12:30:19 AM [_iPhoenix_] prgmTrouble had to ReGuess
12:30:21 AM [prgmTrouble] using pi as a ratio -_-
12:30:42 AM [_iPhoenix_] ik
*ReGuess gives me karma
*nikkybot fangirling over tswilliamson for no reason
12:31:56 AM [ReGuess] I'm working on the derivative. Let u = tau*x/360. d/dx sin(360*u/tau) = cos(360*u/tau)du/dx =...
*Nerd ^^
12:32:50 AM [ReGuess] (tau/360)cosx
*Much nerd ^^
12:33:39 AM [prgmTrouble] pi/180*cosx
12:33:48 AM [prgmTrouble] if x is in degrees
*he's all about degrees, 'bout degrees, prgmTrouble
*updated the post*
12:34:07 AM [ReGuess] lol _iPhoenix_++
12:34:10 AM [#] [jacobly] heh, that work was wrong but the answer was right...
12:34:11 AM [_iPhoenix_]
12:34:16 AM [ReGuess] I wear that label with pride
12:34:59 AM [#] [Pieman] I love it when i get the answer right with the wrong work!
12:35:21 AM [ReGuess] is it wrong because of my choice of fundamental constant? or was my work actually wrong?
12:36:18 AM [#] [jacobly] well the last step doesn't follow, so something earlier was wrong if you got the right answer
12:36:40 AM [#] [jacobly] maybe?
12:37:37 AM [prgmTrouble] hmmm
*extreme nerdism happening
12:37:47 AM [ReGuess] cos(360*u/tau)du/dx = cos(360*u/tau)(tau/360) = (tau/360)cos(x)
12:38:11 AM [ReGuess] chain rule
*minds go boom
12:38:24 AM [#] [jacobly] I'm just confused because you substituted for x
12:38:35 AM [#] [Pieman] @#$% it! I just remembered that I have a huge-ass calculus test tomorrow...
12:38:41 AM [#] [Pieman] Rip
12:38:48 AM [#] *Pieman dies
12:38:51 AM [ReGuess] oh. me too.
*ReGuess, you'll ace it...
12:39:04 AM [prgmTrouble] I only have a quiz
*so do I
12:39:43 AM [prgmTrouble] on F$%^ trig integrals with u substitutions and damn log rule
12:40:03 AM ***prgmTrouble rage quits life
*but then you won't be there for your quiz
12:40:07 AM [ReGuess] Yeah, you need to study
12:40:27 AM [ReGuess] if the chat logs are any measure.
*I'm keeping the log(chat
12:40:28 AM [#] *Pieman hands prgmTrouble a table to flip
12:40:55 AM [_iPhoenix_] ~flip
12:40:56 AM [#] [DoorsCS] (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
12:41:17 AM [prgmTrouble] lol
*ReGuess goes to bed
12:41:49 AM [Cemetech] _iPhoenix_ edited a post in [Tau vs Pi]
12:43:49 AM [_iPhoenix_]
12:43:59 AM [_iPhoenix_] I kept the log(chat
12:44:09 AM [prgmTrouble] priceless
*prgmTrouble talks about how number theory, asks how can we count with certainty anymore, and becomes a George Orwell-citing conspiracy theorist.
12:47:49 AM [prgmTrouble] there's a glitch in the matrix. the world isn't real
12:48:24 AM [prgmTrouble] "2+2=5" -George Orwell
12:49:08 AM [prgmTrouble] Big Bang (Theory)
12:49:20 AM [#] [MateoC] Evolution is just a theory
*Mateo, look at 2/3 of my programs in the archives
12:49:30 AM [prgmTrouble] #ItsOnlyATheory
12:49:57 AM [#] [Pieman] C is just a theory
12:50:01 AM [#] *Pieman hides
*burn mateo
*I roast prgmTrouble for using the word 'triggered' offensively. He promptly runs to the bomb shelter.
12:51:43 AM [prgmTrouble] people are only theories
12:52:11 AM ***_iPhoenix_ has to gtg
*<snip> I'm back
*prgmTrouble acts like a jerk (jk)
*I tell him to stop, Ivoah asks me why?
*Alex (comic) tells people to stop, everyone listens
12:58:08 AM ***prgmTrouble waits for a "[Cemetech] _iPhoenix_ added a post in [Tau vs Pi]" to happen with an annotation
12:58:31 AM [_iPhoenix_] Sure
*an annotation
Lines starting in "*" mean my annotations. I was half asleep, ok?!
chat transcript as text (http://pastebin.com/QXWeVT2B)

Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 17, 2017, 01:40:20 am
That was quite random and thankfully not as heated as last time on WalrusIRC :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on March 17, 2017, 11:48:46 pm
Yeah.

Also: Funny little Wolfram Alpha (bug? Glitch? Easter Egg?) (Which is what DecBot3 uses I think):
Quote from: SAX
7:43:09 PM [JWinslow23] !calc what's the airspeed velocity of an African unladen swallow
7:43:11 PM
  • [DecBot3] JWinslow23: there is unfortunately insufficient data to estimate the velocity of an African swallow (even if you specified which of the 47 species of swallow found in Africa you meant) / (asked, but not answered, about a general swallow in the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

7:44:03 PM [JWinslow23] !calc what's the airspeed velocity of a European unladen swallow
7:44:05 PM
  • [DecBot3] JWinslow23: 11 m/s (meters per second) / (asked, but not answered, about a general swallow in the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
So yeah :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on March 18, 2017, 02:11:41 am
That's a nice little reference to Monty Python. Wolfram Alpha knows a lot of those.

Other nice things you can ask:

- Do you exist?
- Do you?
- What's the meaning of life?
- Now, here's the meaning of life
- Derpy-like curve

and many other weird things!
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 18, 2017, 04:04:57 pm
Is Derpy-like curve related to Derpy from My Little Pony? :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on March 18, 2017, 04:20:55 pm
You can also say "Hello" and "How are you".
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on March 21, 2017, 08:01:35 pm
Quote
p2   https://img.ourl.ca/fox-5.png isn't it a beauty?   20:08:46
p2   I suck at drawing (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/meh.gif)   20:09:05
kotu   err   20:09:12
kotu   the legs look wrong   20:09:19
kotu   ======D   20:09:27
kotu   like that   20:09:31
kotu   yes   20:09:48
p2   they're just simplified XD   20:09:52
p2   cuz I such at drawing legs... (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/meh.gif)   20:09:59
kotu   the tail is nice   20:12:13
kotu   but the face   20:12:16
kotu   is f*****   20:12:21
kotu   you are f***** in the head   20:12:29
p2   yeah, but it'S the only nice part on the whole thingy (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/XD.gif)   20:12:30
p2   hehe XD   20:12:37
DJ Omnimaga   where are the tusks :wlrii:   20:12:51
kotu   yeah   20:13:30
kotu   why is it a fox   20:13:41
kotu   is it a scam?   20:13:46
p2   kotu drwaing a better version espeically for you <3   20:32:40
kotu   it better be a mech   20:37:12
p2   it's the most lovely creature there is <3   20:40:49
p2   https://img.ourl.ca/fox-6.png  :love:   20:41:04
p2   4kotu <3   20:41:25
kotu   its still a rude pic p2   20:45:48
p2   XD   20:46:41
p2   is the head better now? Troll   20:46:49
p2   *ignore the fact it looks like a fat pig Roll Eyes   20:47:21
p2   not sure if I should draw more to get batter at it or less cuz I suck at it (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/meh.gif)   20:48:55
kotu   why does he have penis legs   20:49:08
p2   I like them...   20:49:18
kotu   it has negative brain imprint   20:49:39
p2   huh? what do u mean?   20:49:51
kotu   work it out   20:49:56
p2   *I dont understand what "negative brain imprint" means sorry (https://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/XD.gif)   20:50:18
kotu   the picture creates a negative or disturbing energy state.   20:50:38
p2   XD   20:51:46
p2   shiiiit man   20:51:54
p2   that's the most beautiful way of telling me I seriously suck at drawing XDDD   20:52:08
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: CVSoft on March 21, 2017, 09:54:08 pm
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[21:52] <+l|> <p4nix> german masterrace
[21:52] <+l|> <p4nix> Wait
[21:52] <+l|> <p4nix> This isnt accepted by society
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on March 21, 2017, 09:55:40 pm
"I feel like none of the quotes here are by me."
~iPhoenix
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p4nix on March 22, 2017, 04:44:53 pm
Quote
kotu   my main spiritual advisor is on his way   17:32:23
kotu   chill out   17:32:28
kotu  8)   17:32:37
*   MateoC has joined the channel
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on March 22, 2017, 07:40:38 pm
I lol'ed at that join
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on March 25, 2017, 08:31:18 pm
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Sorunome   my debug messages are like "Foxes are BEST!"   20:26:10
kotu   really?   20:26:18
Sorunome   yep   20:26:22
kotu   thats no use for debugging, is it?   20:26:34
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on March 26, 2017, 03:58:23 am
Quote
kotu   Pieman do you like pies?   04:51:54
Pieman   Yes, absolutely! Cheesy   04:52:07
*   kotu slams a custard pie into pieman's face   04:52:21
kotu   take that   04:52:23
*   Pieman takes it, and eats it   04:52:40
kotu   damn   04:52:45
*   Pieman asks for seconds   04:52:50
kotu   no!   04:53:19
*   Pieman cries   04:57:41
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on April 01, 2017, 11:46:13 pm
This happened last night in #gc-forever:

23:50 <fys> http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lot-of-2-Wii-Sports-Nintendo-Wii-2006-Disc-errors-AS-IS-/262918128325?hash=item3d372442c5:g:9rkAAOSwCU1Y3rcG
23:50 <DarukBot> Title: Lot of 2 - Wii Sports (Nintendo Wii, 2006) Disc errors AS IS 45496902322 | eBay (at www.ebay.com)
23:50 <fys> spot the bulls*** in this auction
23:58 <Extrems> Why so many pictures of the discs?
23:59 <Streetwal> there's nothing to spot, he's selling unusable discs
23:59 <fys> we're smart
23:59 <fys> but
23:59 <fys> he's trying to fool people who think they're getting Wiis
00:00 <fys> by including pics of the wiis
00:00 <Extrems> Those are white DVD cases.
00:00 <fys> ....
00:00 <fys> jesus
00:00 <fys> im an idiot
00:00 <Streetwal> yeah
00:00 <Streetwal> lol
00:00 <fys> :(
00:00 <Surkow> <fys> jesus
00:00 <Surkow> <fys> im an idiot
00:00 <Surkow> <Streetwal> yeah
00:00 <Surkow> <Streetwal> lol
00:00 <fys> rewd
00:01 <Surkow> guys, be nice
00:01 <Surkow> no need to remind fys
00:01 <Surkow> :P
00:01 <fys> ^
00:01 <fys> im autistic
00:01 <fys> leave me alone
00:01 <fys> :(
00:01 <fys> ive got enough problems!
00:01 <fys> (also i can't process wheat.)
00:01 <Streetwal> the yeah was to confirm Extrems's claim
00:01 <megaloman> https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2923/33605120762_a0941442e6_o.png
00:01 <fys> ffs
00:02 <Streetwal> but it does work nicely that way too :^)
00:02 <fys> i can't catch a break
00:02 <fys> :(
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 03, 2017, 04:26:15 pm
Lol XD that happens
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on April 03, 2017, 08:03:33 pm
Sorunome   oh also are you still in for saturday cinema?   21:56:54
p2   im still ill and it not getting better   21:57:03
p2   meds surpressing it, but no real improvements   21:57:20
p2   still gettimng worse tbh  <_<   21:57:25
Sorunome   (http://Bhttps://codewalr.us/walrusirc/smileys/bigfrown.gif) *drowns p2 in tea*   21:57:26
p2   so idk if I can go on saturday   21:57:33
aeTIos   drown me pls   21:57:40
p2    :ninja:   21:57:41
Sorunome   *drowns aeTIos in p2*   21:57:50
p2   what the...   21:57:57
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on April 05, 2017, 09:13:50 am
This just happened on Cemetech and it shows @MateoConLechuga isn't as great as we once thought XD

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09:05:36
  • [MateoC] kotu: yep

09:04:47 [kotu] you uploaded all bugs???
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 08, 2017, 05:57:08 pm
@p2 what was that? O.O

Also I didn't know you were meeting Soru IRL :3=

Also over here thursdays are the best for theaters. Entrance fee is onlt $6 :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on April 08, 2017, 07:46:58 pm
Well I was ill and one day earlier Soru was like *brews some tea for p2* so it was quite funny ^^

And yeah we met today but sadly no cinema ^^
@Sorunome tell ur mum the food was awesome pls ;D
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on April 08, 2017, 07:49:12 pm
[...]
Also I didn't know you were meeting Soru IRL :3=
[...]
Happens every other day :foxii:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 09, 2017, 04:23:05 pm
That's awesome. :D I hope I can meet you someday too
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on April 09, 2017, 05:26:31 pm
Weregoose wrote (on my Tau vs Pi article on Cemetech (https://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13568)):
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Tau describes a full circle equaling 2pi. Pi is 180 degrees. Strobogrammatic numbers are those that are equal to themselves when rotated 180 degrees. The most recent strobogrammatic year was "1961", which contains the square number "961", so we must take the square root to have √(1961). "Pi" is a homonym of "pie". You make pies by smashing pumpkins. Smashing Pumpkins released a song titled "1979", which is another year, so in keeping our units of measurement straight, we add them up to get √(1961)+1979. It took us 2017 years to come to this revelation, so we subtract 2017 out to get √(1961)+1979-2017, which brings us all the way back to tau, which as you might know is about coming full circle.

I didn't read the thread, but this is the most important point inside of it.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: E37 on April 20, 2017, 01:00:19 am
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[8:57:25 PM]   Iambian:   That sounds like an ugly, horrible, awful workaround. Resourceful, though
[8:57:42 PM]   E37:   That sounds like my life
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on April 21, 2017, 02:05:48 pm
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*   Pieman has joined the channel   14:08:28
kotu   wb   14:08:33
Pieman   Thanks Tongue   14:09:06
kotu   hows u   14:09:19
*   critor has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)   14:12:31
*   kotu gives pieman a cabbage pie   14:12:42
Pieman   Ooh, that sounds interesting   14:22:00
Pieman   Thanks kotu   14:22:07
Pieman   And I am good   14:22:23
kotu   eat the pie dude   14:25:19
Pieman   It was tasty   14:30:18
*   Pieman waits for more   14:30:28
*   kotu gives pieman 3000 cabbage pies.   14:31:11
kotu   what a treat   14:31:17
kotu   hmm   14:31:18
*   kotu slaps pieman   14:34:15
kotu   eat the pies!!   14:34:20
Pieman   I'm working on it!   14:35:50
kotu   lol   14:36:14
kotu   i guess you want beef pies   14:36:33
kotu   Sad   14:36:34
*   Pieman likes all pies   14:36:58
*   kotu bakes pieman a jealousy pie.   14:58:50
kotu   eat that   14:58:52
*   Pieman eats it   15:00:13
kotu   Tongue   15:01:00
kotu   doh   15:01:12
kotu   how jealous do you feel?   15:01:34
Pieman   I don't know   15:02:49
Pieman   I kinda don't feel a whole lot right now, tbh   15:03:14
kotu   you do!!!   15:03:15
kotu   you feel extremely jealous   15:03:27
kotu   admit it   15:03:29
kotu   you shouldn't have eaten that pie, man   15:03:43
Pieman   I feel jealous of dead people   15:03:53
kotu   GOOD   15:03:57
kotu   XD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on April 23, 2017, 02:00:46 am
@kotu: a floor is not a desk              9:56:44 PM

It is unfortunate people have to say these things.


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_iPhoenix_ Juju, your sig breaks forum rules! 10:51:20 PM
_iPhoenix_ "II - The forum software automatically limits signatures size, but even if it meets the restrictions, anything deemed too intrusive or flashy will be removed. Please keep your signature small" 10:53:44 PM
_iPhoenix_ lel 10:53:51 PM
_iPhoenix_ Go warn yourself (jk) 10:54:04 PM
kotu you cant touch her dude 10:54:16 PM
notipabot http://i.imgur.com/X45kQpP.gif 10:54:16 PM
kotu she runs the forum 10:54:20 PM
_iPhoenix_ ik 10:54:44 PM
_iPhoenix_ Joke 10:54:48 PM
kotu stnpf 10:57:06 PM
Juju Juju, you're warned this is the last time I tell you 11:00:52 PM
Juju oh f*** pls no 11:01:02 PM
Juju I'll ban you 11:01:09 PM
Juju nooooooo pls

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_iPhoenix_ Is pirating your own audio illegal? 10:18:30 PM
kotu you can take yourself to court if you want i guess 10:20:07 PM
JWinslow23 In a moral sense, if it's unavailable otherwise, I'd say it's fine 10:20:20 PM
JWinslow23 In a legal sense, NO. 10:20:23 PM
JWinslow23 Law is funny like that 10:20:30 PM
_iPhoenix_ Ok 10:20:38 PM
JWinslow23 I'm not a lawyer, though 10:20:54 PM
JWinslow23 So take what I say with a grain of salt Tongue 10:21:01 PM
JWinslow23 I've pirated music before, iirc 10:21:15 PM
JWinslow23 At an age before when I knew what exactly it meant 10:21:27 PM
_iPhoenix_ I may or may not have pirated the audio for this: https://soundcloud.com/the-legend-of-iphoenix/halcyon-plains-peace from this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_eTZAQuZWU4 10:21:40 PM
JWinslow23 And I use ROMs for the NES and other systems 10:21:47 PM
JWinslow23 Which may or may not be illegal 10:21:53 PM
JWinslow23 That's still a gray area

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kotu dj minused me for using a slightly large and bold font in a post 9:44:36 PM
kotu might i ask 9:44:39 PM
kotu why the font size is provided in that case Huh 9:44:54 PM
_iPhoenix_ lol 9:45:31 PM
kotu ahh 9:47:03 PM
kotu he must be jealous because i started my own religion up 9:47:18 PM
kotu hm
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kotu you are dealing with a nutter 10:03:35 PM
_iPhoenix_ You mean one of my own kind? 10:04:28 PM
kotu so jwinslow are you going to become kotuist? its free 10:04:29 PM
kotu probably, yes 10:04:40 PM
kotu btw iphoenix any bit you didnt understaNd and have a question, go Ahead. 10:07:10 PM
kotu some of it is useful 10:07:30 PM
_iPhoenix_ Sum up the religion in <25 words 10:09:00 PM
kotu jesus 10:10:41 PM
JWinslow23 Kotuist? 10:10:51 PM
JWinslow23 Oh non-Judeo-Christian God 10:11:03 PM
JWinslow23 Tongue 10:11:05 PM
JWinslow23 The religion/spirituality nut made his own religion again 10:11:19 PM
kotu non-Judeo-Christian God?? wat r u on about dude 10:11:51 PM
kotu all religions go on about god 10:12:04 PM
JWinslow23 I don't wanna say God because that implies I'm Christian 10:12:05 PM
JWinslow23 Tongue 10:12:07 PM
kotu maybe they all are talking about the same guy 10:12:15 PM
kotu i wonder 10:12:16 PM
kotu christians are nice[/code
kotu is an amazing person...
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on April 23, 2017, 05:25:17 am
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*   Juju spanks DJ with a Dramcast   04:51:02
Juju   Dreamcast*   04:51:13
Juju   Tongue   04:51:25
DJ Omnimaga   Tongue   04:53:27
c4ooo   test   05:31:12
DJ Omnimaga   hi   05:31:19
c4ooo   hi   05:32:40
Juju   hi   05:52:27
kotu   cw headlines   06:15:42
kotu   juju spanks dj   06:15:46
kotu   in public   06:15:58
kotu   mateo resigns in disgust from being jesus   06:16:18
Juju   yeah but   06:16:28
Juju   is it me or   06:16:33
kotu   are you trying to get out of this   06:17:14
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on April 23, 2017, 09:02:24 am
Here's my 2¢ on math. (https://pastebin.com/raw/ZTYzM1Xd)

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SopaXorzT    Choose your death with Coca-Cola! 1:03:53 PM
SopaXorzT Coca-Cola Classic - diabetes! 1:04:04 PM
SopaXorzT Coca-Cola Zero - cancer!


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lol 1:04:47 PM
kotu companies are starting to use stevia which is good 1:04:52 PM
kotu it's 100x sweeter than sugar 1:05:40 PM
_iPhoenix_ I don't get the whole organic vs artificial. If two things are chemically identical, it shouldn't matter 1:05:40 PM
kotu dont think it has hardly any calories 1:05:50 PM
kotu just a plant 1:05:56 PM
_iPhoenix_ Neotame, which is artificial, has zero calories (just as many as Stevia, at any rate), and is 7,000 to 13000 times stronger than sugar 1:07:13 PM
kotu i think that something artificial would very rarely be chemically identical to something orgranic, dunno 1:07:29 PM
_iPhoenix_ They usually are 1:08:14 PM
kotu meh 1:08:53 PM
_iPhoenix_ Artificial sucrose, for example is even more pure than anything you can extract from a plant 1:08:55 PM
kotu i dont know much about it 1:08:57 PM
_iPhoenix_ It's more a preference thing 1:09:15 PM
kotu i like chemicals lol 1:09:32 PM
_iPhoenix_ "Chemical free" is bogus. What else is it made of? 1:10:20 PM
kotu i know 1:10:28 PM
_iPhoenix_ And the FDA lets 'em put it on food anyways...
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on April 25, 2017, 11:49:58 am
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_iPhoenix_ Is pirating your own audio illegal? 10:18:30 PM
kotu you can take yourself to court if you want i guess 10:20:07 PM
JWinslow23 In a moral sense, if it's unavailable otherwise, I'd say it's fine 10:20:20 PM
JWinslow23 In a legal sense, NO. 10:20:23 PM
JWinslow23 Law is funny like that 10:20:30 PM
_iPhoenix_ Ok 10:20:38 PM
JWinslow23 I'm not a lawyer, though 10:20:54 PM
JWinslow23 So take what I say with a grain of salt Tongue 10:21:01 PM
JWinslow23 I've pirated music before, iirc 10:21:15 PM
JWinslow23 At an age before when I knew what exactly it meant 10:21:27 PM
_iPhoenix_ I may or may not have pirated the audio for this: https://soundcloud.com/the-legend-of-iphoenix/halcyon-plains-peace from this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_eTZAQuZWU4 10:21:40 PM
JWinslow23 And I use ROMs for the NES and other systems 10:21:47 PM
JWinslow23 Which may or may not be illegal 10:21:53 PM
JWinslow23 That's still a gray area
I wonder if my ensurance would pay in such a case...  9_9
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 25, 2017, 04:25:10 pm
That sounds like something TI or Nintendo would do.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on April 26, 2017, 09:24:50 pm
According to Wiktionary, (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/walrii)
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The plural form *walrii is doubly incorrect. Firstly, walrus derives from Danish, not Latin. Secondly, even if walrus were a second-declension Latin noun, [random sh*t]

I DON'T CARE!
Walrii are bae, walrii are life.

Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Walrii) has the right idea:
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The generally accepted term a group of more than one walrus (a glorious sea and land dwelling animal).

But then again, they define pain as
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What happens when you reach into the blender to dislodge a stuck icecube without unplugging it first.

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DJ Omnimaga   Sorunomes   5:34:34 PM
DJ Omnimaga   They are rare around here nowadaysD:   5:34:50 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Pony Walrus   5:34:57 PM
Sorunome   yeah idk   5:37:13 PM
Sorunome   i got cought up in pxls.space   5:37:19 PM
Sorunome   https://github.com/xSke/Pxls/graphs/contributors   5:37:46 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Yeah that seems like the internet communities killer Tongue   5:40:11 PM
DJ Omnimaga   I gave up cuz someone kept erasing my pixel   5:40:35 PM
Sorunome   lol   5:43:08 PM
Sorunome   well   5:43:10 PM
Sorunome   our foxes are awesome   5:43:12 PM
Sorunome   ^,^   5:43:15 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Lol   5:43:16 PM
Sorunome   you need to gather people to be able to put stuff   5:43:27 PM
DJ Omnimaga   I hope this isnt a permanent project tho lol   5:43:33 PM
Sorunome   oh i also did actual dev on the site   5:43:45 PM
Sorunome   ske even said htat i do more dev than him these days Tongue   5:43:54 PM
DJ Omnimaga   I would hate to lose p2 as cw staff x.x   5:44:02 PM
Sorunome   XD   5:44:11 PM
DJ Omnimaga   We never know considering what happened with freecodecamp   5:44:34 PM
Sorunome   what happened?   5:44:57 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Except the difference is pxl.space is actually fun if no one is being a d***head   5:45:16 PM
_iPhoenix_   ^^   5:45:28 PM
Sorunome   except the russian using bots all the time and outright denying it and then complaining about their accs getting banned XD   5:45:43 PM
_iPhoenix_   I fought for a single pixel for like 2 hours   5:45:52 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Soru two very active cw users vanished overnight when they started freecodecamp   5:45:52 PM
_iPhoenix_   lol   5:45:58 PM
Sorunome   what is freecodecamp?   5:46:01 PM
DJ Omnimaga   Some coding related thing that supposedly lasts two years

"two very active cw users vanished overnight when they started freecodecamp" lol

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6:09:44 PM
xMarminq_   Why aren't my ppsts showing up here?   6:24:10 PM
xMarminq_   w00t   6:24:18 PM
xMarminq_   PURPLE PINEAPPLES!!!!!!!!   6:27:48 PM
xMarminq_   ...   6:27:55 PM
xMarminq_   Shocked   6:29:10 PM
xMarminq_   Azn   6:29:17 PM
xMarminq_   Halp   6:29:23 PM
CodeW_p2   Nüf? <3   6:29:31 PM
xMarminq_   nuf   6:29:43 PM
xMarminq_   see my problem?   6:29:51 PM
xMarminq_   check the posts   6:30:08 PM
*   CodeW_p2 noms xMarminq_ <3   6:30:08 PM
*   xMarminq_ got nommed   6:30:20 PM
CodeW_p2   XD trends is in a hidden area   6:31:08 PM
CodeW_p2   *CW   6:31:26 PM
CodeW_p2   But the bugs post should have shown up   6:31:47 PM
xMarminq_   whe then   6:32:34 PM
xMarminq_   well*   6:32:37 PM
CodeW_p2   Is walriified Overfed or maybe sleeping...?   6:32:37 PM
_iPhoenix_   yeah   6:32:43 PM
_iPhoenix_   or in-dev   6:32:51 PM
*   tr1|wrk has joined the channel   6:32:52 PM
_iPhoenix_   cuz it didn't post for me either   6:33:04 PM
xMarminq_   #BlameJason   6:33:17 PM
*   xMarminq_ lowers pitchfork   6:33:56 PM
xMarminq_   At lest chat doesn't need to be walriified   6:35:09 PM
xMarminq_   least*   6:35:17 PM
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on April 27, 2017, 12:13:48 am
But then again, they define pain as
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What happens when you reach into the blender to dislodge a stuck icecube without unplugging it first.
surprisingly accurate, I like it :)

walrii <3
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on April 27, 2017, 11:54:08 am
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Juju   I'm back.   09:37:55
aeTIos   hello back, I'm aeTIos   09:38:15
Pieman   Hello Juju   09:46:31
Pieman   Hello aeTIos, I am Death   09:46:44
*   Pieman stabs   09:46:48
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on April 27, 2017, 05:00:37 pm
Blame @CVSoft for spreading this outside Cemetech :trollface:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on April 30, 2017, 10:57:00 am
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*   MateoC has joined the channel   11:48:54
kotu   mateo   11:51:36
kotu   on the patio   11:51:39
MateoC   o/   11:51:44
kotu   drinkin his latte o   11:51:47
kotu   he preferred casio   11:51:52
*   kotu runs   11:51:55

It's true he does prefer casio
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: JWinslow23 on May 01, 2017, 11:13:03 pm
Over on Cemetech:
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6:04:00 PM [Michael2_3B] TheLastMillennial: It's all in ICE.
6:04:10 PM [Michael2_3B] TheLastMillennial: Just a TNT sprite and a for loop.
...
6:04:43 PM [CHill] you should probably defrost it then. Working with things in ice is kind of difficutl
6:04:53 PM [PT_] nah
6:05:20 PM [JWinslow23] Lol, the name "CHill"
6:05:31 PM [CHill] #relevantusername
Caleb Hill came in at the right moment.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on May 02, 2017, 07:37:03 pm
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The sign of an experienced programmer is that he/she has not brute forced anything within the past few years. Unless it cannot be done another way, of course.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 02, 2017, 08:27:44 pm
Rofl JWinslow XD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on May 02, 2017, 11:02:33 pm
I asked about the W-80x bots (on WalriiIrc) and their function:
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_iPhoenix_ What are those bots? What do  they do? 6:36:12 PM
<snip>
Streetwal they're our evil overlo- err, friendly walriinators 6:36:36 PM
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 03, 2017, 01:47:16 am
Lol. I think the overlord part might be coming from TCPA on EFnet (a former TI channel still active for other purposes), as their official page called the bots overlords :P. Or maybe a reference to Starcraft?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on May 04, 2017, 05:41:30 am
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Juju   CW is in New York but if the Toronto datacenter existed back then I'd probably had it created there   01:31:10
Juju   and if Trump causes some end-of-world event that makes the Internet totally unsafe for consumption in the United States I'd probably move it there too   01:33:51

Don't worry, if Trump causes the end of the world as we know it, we know what to do. We spotted a shelter in Toronto.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on May 04, 2017, 09:45:22 am
If Trump doesn't start WWVI, he's declared a good president.

Give him some slack, some of his staff are practically kindergartners.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on May 05, 2017, 09:22:23 pm
*bump* I love this thread.

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iPhoenix   oh;=   5:10:36 PM
iPhoenix   omg fail   5:10:39 PM
iPhoenix   I just kept hitting buttons   5:10:49 PM
_iPhoenix_   lel   5:13:40 PM
iPhoenix   hi me   5:13:48 PM
aeTIos   wow   5:14:00 PM
aeTIos   you bored?   5:14:01 PM
aeTIos   Tongue   5:14:02 PM
iPhoenix   yeah   5:14:20 PM
aeTIos   I can tell   5:14:37 PM
iPhoenix   I'm being enslaved by some walruses.   5:15:03 PM
iPhoenix   They force me to pump out programs like no bodies' business   5:15:31 PM
*   iPhoenix hides in a corner.   5:16:22 PM
*   iPhoenix whispers   5:17:26 PM
iPhoenix   they are bullying me Sad   5:17:42 PM
mazhat   Hey, who told you to stop programming?!   5:17:49 PM
mazhat   Get back to work!   5:18:00 PM
iPhoenix   ^^ case in point   5:18:01 PM
mazhat   :^)   5:18:10 PM
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on May 06, 2017, 12:24:45 pm
Hey, who told you you could stop programming to post this here?
Get back to work!

nüf <3
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on May 06, 2017, 10:45:26 pm
double post yay

Then came to a little company, where I did web dev for a few months.
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_iPhoenix_   p2: what company do you work for  :P   23:36:52
c4ooo   p2: whats your mother's maiden name?   23:40:12
mazhat   p2: What's the last 4 digits of your credit and debit cards?   23:40:40
c4ooo   p2: nickname's are cool. what was your childhood nickname?   23:41:00
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on May 06, 2017, 10:47:48 pm
Quote from: Author Unknown
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: CVSoft on May 09, 2017, 10:30:39 pm
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[22:28] <+I|> <DJ Omnimaga> I'M not a programmer anymore <.<
[22:29] <notipabot> once a programmer, always a programmer
[22:29] <+I|> <p2> once a programmer, always a programmer
[22:29] <+I|> <p2> LOL
[22:29] <notipabot> the f***
[22:29] <+I|> <p2> srsly? ;D
[22:29] <+I|> <p2> in the same second x.x
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 10, 2017, 04:27:16 pm
That was scary  <_<
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on May 10, 2017, 10:35:59 pm
nuuu u copied a log without the exact timestamps, now noone can se it was the exact same second we said it! xD

but the message is still the same:
YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
just like I can't leave this forum anymore x.x
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on May 15, 2017, 05:37:37 pm
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Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on May 15, 2017, 06:27:33 pm
Sometimes a dissident bot decides to try taking over the channel upon joining, but it never works, the other bots are too fast. It's hilarious.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 15, 2017, 06:48:15 pm
I have no idea why this one deops 801 though, it should be aware that he's an op.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p4nix on May 15, 2017, 07:05:18 pm
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kotu   so does this face look like its on drugs ??  ->   :crazy:  dj why do you have this   20:58:15
Araidia   it's a surprised face   20:59:43
kotu   yah, right   20:59:51
Araidia   I guess you would be surprised if you did drugs   20:59:55
kotu   his eyes are bulging like he ate 10 pills   21:00:02
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Caleb Hansberry on May 19, 2017, 02:57:16 am
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Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on May 19, 2017, 09:11:02 am
laughed at that wire bravcelet, rlly cute  :love:
also NessaChan seems to be the girl most of us would want to marry  O.O Do such girls even exist IRL...?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Streetwalrus on May 19, 2017, 09:23:42 am
Haha nice. That reminds me of the time I tried my hair with a USB cable.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on May 19, 2017, 09:29:16 am
erm... you did what exactly...?
what do u mean by "try it"?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Caleb Hansberry on May 19, 2017, 12:41:37 pm
"Do such girls even exist IRL...?" Well kinda but Nessa is an older woman :)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 19, 2017, 04:13:12 pm
p2 I think he meant tied
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on May 23, 2017, 06:36:09 am
Emojipasta.

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Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 26, 2017, 05:07:10 am
That better not happen in #Codewalrus, because WalrusIRC will probably go insane O.O

Also

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<juju> do a Jamie Hyneman :walrii:

How am I supposed to do that when he's already a walrus? D:
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on May 26, 2017, 05:26:39 am
Just add a beret.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on May 26, 2017, 03:42:01 pm
Ah, right. But yeahif I do another :walrii: I would like to make an Ottawa Senators one :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: p2 on May 28, 2017, 04:32:57 pm
We need a "request new walriis" topic ^^
Cuz we're missing a Nazghoul walrus, and orc walrus, a crusade knight walrus, a dementor walrus, ...
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on May 31, 2017, 06:57:30 am
Well, this one happened in real life today, but it was too good not to share.

Well, for starters, a while ago I volunteered with the magic festival of my town, because my mom offered me via some stuff with my brother, long story... But at least I got to see some magic shows free. That was fun. Anyway, afterwards, they have thrown a little party for all those who volunteered that took place today, there was a few magicians as well who went from table to table doing a few card tricks that was also pretty nice. And now there was this guy, with his notebook full of capitals of the world...

Magician: Okay, so pick one, don't tell me.
Me: Okay.
Magician: *flips page over* Now is it in there?
Me: Yes
[this get repeated 3 more times, with various positive/negative answers]
Magician: Is it, uh... Paris?
Me: Uh, no.
My brother: Is it Tokyo?
Me: Yeah. You know me too well.

Hilarity ensues. But yeah, this is one of the only magic tricks I know, not too hard to figure out, and I knew where he failed. Still kinda nice to see a professional magician fail, you don't see that often, and it does show everyone is prone to error. He did it again, failed again (probably because his algorithm was incorrect, kinda hard to remember it with town names), but he did it again with days and months and that worked.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: WholeWheatBagels on June 03, 2017, 01:30:44 am
(https://img.ourl.ca/part1.png)
(https://img.ourl.ca/part2.png)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on June 03, 2017, 01:34:02 am
/me typed this with a mac
/me owns a mac.
/me does all of his computer programming on his mac

/me is somewhat offended.

/me reluctantly agrees.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on June 03, 2017, 04:39:52 am
/me mumbles something about linux master race
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: WholeWheatBagels on June 03, 2017, 10:46:10 pm
/me mumbles something about chromebooks being linux and yet...
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 04, 2017, 02:55:30 am
Just get a Nintendo Switch :P
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on June 04, 2017, 06:02:59 am
/me mumbles something about chromebooks being linux and yet...
/me mumbles something about only using windows since summer began and having ubuntu on his chromebook
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on June 04, 2017, 07:38:26 am
/me mumbles something about either MacOS being the best of both worlds (https://youtube.com/watch?v=OfQDn5BU0bQ) (you really thought I'd post some Hannah Montana, amirite?) or whether Arch Linux or Debian would do the job for this use case.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Unicorn on June 04, 2017, 08:20:10 am
/me mumbles something about all the mumbleing going on in the calculator community
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on June 16, 2017, 02:09:33 am
stop mumbling everyone

this happened after a netsplit thing......

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kotu   what happened in here   00:50:55
MateoC   I killed them all >:)   00:58:06
kotu   cool   01:01:36
kotu   that is actually REALLY COOL   01:01:46
kotu   yay! everyone is dead!!   01:01:54
MateoC   Except for one   01:02:06
kotu   Azn   01:02:11
*   MateoC grabs Mr. Stabby   01:02:14
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 16, 2017, 04:21:03 pm
There were a lot of netsplits this week O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on June 16, 2017, 06:03:13 pm
As usual.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on June 16, 2017, 08:00:52 pm
I like the ones where it lasts ages (shy).

*kotu runs
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on June 16, 2017, 11:12:41 pm
Sorry but i had to
(https://img.ourl.ca/screenshot-codewalr.us%202017-06-17%2001-10-36.png)
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on June 17, 2017, 05:48:16 pm
@Sorunome what happened there? O.O
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Sorunome on June 17, 2017, 09:47:58 pm
@Sorunome what happened there? O.O
I used a way to have a blank nickname in discord and send a blank message. Blank as in non-renderable. Thus the totally blank lines ^.^
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on June 22, 2017, 12:25:30 pm
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Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on June 26, 2017, 03:03:26 am
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Juju   xlib you broke efnet   23:02:12
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on June 26, 2017, 11:08:09 am
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Does a drug test designed for humans work reliably on walrii?   7:01:02 AM
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Streetwal   no idea   7:02:51 AM
_iPhoenix_   No, but I can try on the walruses in the Doofus Dimension...   7:03:04 AM
_iPhoenix_   Gimme ~25 min   7:03:37 AM
_iPhoenix_   Ummm   7:04:02 AM
_iPhoenix_   A Walrus on drugs is worse than a Walrus on caffeine.... holy f*ck   7:04:39 AM
_iPhoenix_   Ummm when will it stop vomiting rainbows? Is there documentation for this?!   7:05:32 AM
_iPhoenix_   plz help *.*
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on June 29, 2017, 12:19:07 am
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29/06/2017
Juju   Happy Tau day you potatoes   00:23:00
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on July 02, 2017, 04:34:02 pm
Lol Juju and iPhoenix XD
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on July 05, 2017, 11:06:45 pm
Regarding a sprite rotation technique... this from @MateoConLechuga ....

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MateoC   Hm if I only support squares it could be optimized   23:28:58

Classic
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on July 10, 2017, 09:23:00 pm
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:14:57
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:14:58
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:14:58
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:14:58
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:00
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:01
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:01
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:01
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:03
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:04
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:04
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:04
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*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:07
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:07
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:07
*   W-808_ set mode -o W-808   17:15:08
*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:09
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:09
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:10
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:10
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:12
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:13
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:13
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:13
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:15
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:16
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:16
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:16
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:18
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:18
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:19
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:19
*   W-808_ set mode -o W-808   17:15:20
*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:21
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:21
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:22
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:22
*   W-808_ set mode -o W-808   17:15:23
*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:24
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:24
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:24
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:25
*   W-808_ set mode -o W-808   17:15:26
*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:27
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:27
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:27
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:27
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:30
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:30
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:30
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:30
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:33
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:33
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:33
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:33
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:36
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:36
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:36
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:36
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*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:39
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:39
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:39
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:41
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:42
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:42
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:42
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:44
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:45
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:45
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:45
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:47
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:48
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:48
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:48
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:50
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:50
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:51
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:51
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:53
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:53
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:54
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:54
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:56
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:56
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:56
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:15:57
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:15:59
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:15:59
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:15:59
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:00
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:02
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:02
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:02
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:03
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:05
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:05
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:05
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:05
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:08
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:08
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:08
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:08
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:11
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:11
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:11
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:11
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:14
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:14
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:14
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:15
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:17
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:17
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:17
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:18
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:20
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:20
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:20
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:20
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:23
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:23
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:23
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:23
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:26
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:26
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:26
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:26
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:29
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:29
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:29
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:29
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:32
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:32
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:32
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:32
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:35
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:35
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:35
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:35
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*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:38
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:38
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:38
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:40
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:41
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:41
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:41
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:43
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:44
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:44
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:44
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*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:47
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:47
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:49
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*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:50
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:50
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:52
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:53
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:53
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:54
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:55
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*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:56
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:57
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:57
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:16:58
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:16:58
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*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:16:59
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:16:59
*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:17:00
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:00
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*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:00
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*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:02
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*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:02
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:17:03
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:03
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*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:04
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:17:05
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:05
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:17:05
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:05
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:17:08
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:08
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:08
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:17:08
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:17:11
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:11
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:17:11
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:11
*   W-808_ set mode -o W-808   17:17:13
*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:17:14
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:14
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:14
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:17:14
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:17:17
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:17
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:17:17
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:17
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:17:19
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:20
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:17:20
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:20
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:17:22
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:23
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:17:23
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:23
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:17:25
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:25
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:17:26
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:26
*   W-808_ set mode -o W-808   17:17:27
*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:17:28
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:28
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:17:29
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:29
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:17:31
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:31
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:17:32
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:32
*   W-808_ set mode -o W-808   17:17:33
*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:17:34
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:34
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:34
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:17:35
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*   W-805 set mode +o W-808   17:17:37
*   W-803 set mode +o W-808   17:17:37
*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:17:37
*   W-801 set mode +o W-808   17:17:38
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*   W-802 set mode +o W-808   17:17:40
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wtf happened?
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on July 10, 2017, 09:29:35 pm
I saw this happen quite a few times in the past in #tcpa or #calcgames logs. I am fairly sure it happened in #cemetech or #ti recently as well. All of those channels use Eggdrop for bots. I forgot what can cause it, though. But yeah, it's called a bot war.
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: Juju on July 10, 2017, 09:39:53 pm
Likely explanation: W-808_ joined because W-808 died, but still somehow on the online list (due to IRC design, you close the client but the server doesn't notice it until 5 minutes later unless you explicitely tell it you disconnected), so it deoped it for some reason, but the other bots think it's still alive so its reopping it, but then W-808_ notices someone opped something they shouldn't have so it deopped it again, then the other bots notices someone deopped something they shouldn't have so they op it again, and it runs in an infinite loop until the offending bot (W-808) leaves.

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*   W-808_ has changed their nick to W-808   17:34:06
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on July 15, 2017, 09:55:57 am
that sounds disgusting  >:(

anyway

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kotu   anyway   08:17:04
kotu   i used a magical method closer to telepathy than technology   08:17:25
kotu   involving stellar particles   08:17:39
kotu   ***bssscchhhh*****   08:45:06
Juju   good night you potatoes   08:59:26
kotu   bye curry sauce man   09:22:47
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on August 31, 2017, 01:28:58 am
Quote from: ganjahusky
la il bouffe, prend sa ****** pis après il va être prêt à gamer

English word filters can yield hilarious results when you speak French.

Basically, the guy's friend is showering and will be ready for gaming after that. But shower in french is douche and since it got censored it sounded more like "he's gonna eat, grab his d*** then he'll be ready for gaming." rather than "he's gonna eat, take a shower then he'll be ready for gaming."
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on August 31, 2017, 12:12:29 pm
I trust xlibman
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on September 02, 2017, 05:57:06 pm
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kotu   kill cmnd is good   18:33:12
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on September 08, 2017, 06:14:40 am
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gameblabla   since you seem to have an interest in my sexual life   07:10:47
gameblabla   i can give you more details   07:10:54
kotu   Meh   07:11:26
gameblabla   "mateo has so few bananas he keeps them on land"   07:11:48


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*   notipa gets thermal   08:47:24
Hooloovoo   what does that even mean?   08:49:09
notipa   Hooloovoo, you'll have to be more specific   08:49:28
Hooloovoo   how are you getting thermal?   08:49:47
kotu   seagull   08:50:00
notipa   yes   08:50:24
Hooloovoo   oh, I get it now   08:50:53
kotu   seagull with knowledge of databases   08:51:26
kotu   show off seagull with knowledge of databases   08:52:02
kotu   proud show off seagull with knowledge of databases.   08:52:51
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 13, 2017, 12:55:18 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/MJ79cid.png)

Without the context :P

Sorry this was a few days ago and Discord search doesn't let me copy/paste
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: _iPhoenix_ on September 13, 2017, 10:20:19 pm
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notipa   woohoo, freed 100GB of disk space   6:17:10 PM
notipa   i should uninstall csgo and get 30 more   6:17:28 PM
sauce   uninstall windows and get 20 more   6:17:46 PM
notipa   more like 80   6:17:57 PM
notipa   usually i'm picky about keeping windows clean   6:18:15 PM
notipa   but this computer, nope   6:18:21 PM
TheLastMillennial   uninstall motherboard, make your computer run faster   6:18:33 PM
truck2224   delete sys32 lol   6:18:54 PM
ganjahusky   pass mother board under water and brush with toothbrush xd   6:18:57 PM
notipa   that's usually fine as long as the board is dried before use   6:19:20 PM
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: kotu on September 18, 2017, 08:04:21 am
 :-\ was that a private chat xlm??


update:#
notipa - wat
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: xlibman on September 18, 2017, 09:12:20 pm
No, this was from #codewalrus. It reminded me of the Netham45 sausage quote in May 2008 in #omnimaga
Title: Re: The funny quote thread (NSFW)
Post by: c4ooo on September 30, 2017, 12:32:55 am
They will never find out:
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jamu   🤔   8:27:46 PM
Juju   🤔   8:29:59 PM
c4ooo   ☐