Terrible "Roast" Lines

b/Randomness publicado por u/Dudeman313 January 26, 2016, 01:56:43 AM

Terrible "Roast" Lines

I just wanted to make a thread for this. If you're too old to know what a roast is, here's an example:

"Eww! That's just gross!"
"Your face is gross!
"Oooo! Get wrect!/Shots fired!/Spittin' bars/Roasted!"

That is a "roast."
Post anything like that you can think of here.

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u/alexgt January 26, 2016, 02:16:55 AM

"You smell like a walrus"

(I take it as a complement xD)

u/Dudeman313 January 26, 2016, 02:22:30 AM

Give a full dialogue. Like this:

"Why is it squishy like that?"
"That's what she said!"
"Ooooo! Get wrekt!"

u/alexgt January 26, 2016, 02:24:49 AM

Ohh, oops

I am out anyways xD

u/Dream of Omnimaga March 13, 2016, 06:28:45 AM

I am confused here.

Is it related to walrus cooking?

u/Dudeman313 March 13, 2016, 10:34:13 AM

Well, no...but no one's really gonna use this thread, because now it just looks pretty dumb.

u/aetios March 14, 2016, 09:02:51 AM

YOUR FACE IS DUMB

u/DarkestEx March 14, 2016, 09:23:33 AM

Axe code:

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.GetRect(Name of person)

Last Edit: March 14, 2016, 09:29:23 AM by DarkestEx

u/Dream of Omnimaga March 14, 2016, 01:25:47 PM

@DarkestEx shouldn't it be GetRekt(), not GetRect() in this case?

u/Dudeman313 March 14, 2016, 01:29:45 PM

Quote from: aeTIos on March 14, 2016, 09:02:51 AM
YOUR FACE IS DUMB

I know your face is dumb.

u/DarkestEx March 14, 2016, 01:38:55 PM

Quote from: DJ Omnimaga on March 14, 2016, 01:25:47 PM
@DarkestEx shouldn't it be GetRekt(), not GetRect() in this case?

Yes, but there is only Rect( as a token

u/Dream of Omnimaga March 14, 2016, 07:10:52 PM

You can always use individual lowercase letters

Goto 1
GetRekt(name of person)
Lbl 1

u/Dudeman313 March 29, 2016, 09:46:14 PM

This one's a bit inappropriate, so I'll put it in a spoiler.
[spoiler=Best Roast Ever]
4 people:
Max: John Massengale's c is so small, he could jerk off with a marker cap.
John M: That's not true...
Me: But Max, yours is so small you could jerk off with a straw.
Tanner: Burn! It doesn't get better than that! That's a once-in-a-lifetime thing!
[/spoiler]