The funny quote thread (NSFW)

[Dream of Omnimaga]

QT Anime Girl == Quicktime Anime Girl?

[novenary]

QT sounds like cutie or cute depending on how you wanna pronounce it.

[Dream of Omnimaga]

Oh right, I always forget about acronyms that are meant to be spelled out letter by letter. Speaking French doesn't help

[novenary]

[spoiler=very edgy]

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:52]
i almost choked on the plectrum i was munching on

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:52]
so tell that kid c you cause i almost died

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:52]
[In reply to aeTIos]
STOP EATING IT

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:52]
NO

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:53]
plectrums taste better than boobies

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:53]
I TAKE THAT BACK

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:53]
Have you ever tasted boobies m8?

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:53]
i did

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:53]
Then you know that boobies > plectrums

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:53]
that's why i took that back

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:53]
boobies > plectrums

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:53]
but plectrum > no boobies

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:53]
[In reply to aeTIos]
good boi

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:53]
[In reply to aeTIos]
true

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:54]
boobies > a lto of things

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:54]
I'd have some

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:54]
Even ass

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:54]
but no gf

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:54]
But ass is also ok

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:54]
[In reply to aeTIos]
>LDR

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:55]
[In reply to Yorick]
your fault for not looking next door

[/spoiler]

[CVSoft]

[spoiler=very edgy]

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:52]
i almost choked on the plectrum i was munching on

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:52]
so tell that kid f*** you cause i almost died

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:52]
[In reply to aeTIos]
STOP EATING IT

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:52]
NO

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:53]
plectrums taste better than boobies

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:53]
I TAKE THAT BACK

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:53]
Have you ever tasted boobies m8?

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:53]
i did

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:53]
Then you know that boobies > plectrums

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:53]
that's why i took that back

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:53]
boobies > plectrums

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:53]
but plectrum > no boobies

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:53]
[In reply to aeTIos]
good boi

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:53]
[In reply to aeTIos]
true

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:54]
boobies > a lto of things

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:54]
I'd have some

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:54]
Even ass

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:54]
but no gf

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:54]
But ass is also ok

Yorick, [10.05.16 01:54]
[In reply to aeTIos]
>LDR

aeTIos, [10.05.16 01:55]
[In reply to Yorick]
your fault for not looking next door

[/spoiler]

[aetios]

lol, that was funny yeah.

[Dream of Omnimaga]

and who is Yorick lol?

[aetios]

Someone from the /r/LinuxMasterRace telegram chat.

[Dream of Omnimaga]

Ah ok I was wondering if it was Streetwalrus who changed nivknames or something

[alexgt]

Lol that is funny

[CVSoft]

[08:48] <+I|> <Cumred_Snektron> i think you should just make shore A and B are in the form 0000000x
[08:48] <+I|> <Cumred_Snektron> shure*
[08:48] <+I|> <Cumred_Snektron> sure8
[08:49] <+I|> <Cumred_Snektron> rip enrish

[Dream of Omnimaga]

That happens sometimes when my Android virtual keypad stops working properly (eg the spacebar acts as x c v b or n) x.x. It gets hard to type anything

[JWinslow23]

c4ooo   There are 11 types of people in this world:   5:46:54 PM
c4ooo   Those who spell my name as "c4000"   5:47:13 PM
c4ooo   Those who spell my name correctly   5:47:27 PM
JWinslow23   Then, those who understand binary.   5:47:31 PM
JWinslow23   Then, those who don't   5:47:33 PM
*   JWinslow23 runs   5:47:35 PM
c4ooo   Those that just abbreviate to just 'c4'   5:47:41 PM
JWinslow23   Those that pronounce your name "see fore oh oh oh"   5:48:21 PM
JWinslow23   Those that pronounce your name "see fore ooo"   5:48:30 PM
JWinslow23   "Those that pronounce your name "kah zero-hundred"   5:48:57 PM
c4ooo   And those who thought this was binary joke \o/   5:49:06 PM
Juju   what.   5:49:15 PM
JWinslow23   We're missing 3 types.   5:49:21 PM
JWinslow23   Quick, think of something!   5:49:25 PM
c4ooo   ...   5:49:29 PM
c4ooo   11   5:49:31 PM
c4ooo   is four   5:49:37 PM
Juju   those who thought it was a truck   5:49:38 PM
c4ooo   in ternary   5:49:46 PM
JWinslow23   Tongue   5:49:59 PM
Juju   an ascii art truck   5:49:59 PM
JWinslow23   Those who say "hoe siah" instead of "Josiah'"   5:50:22 PM
JWinslow23   Those who spell my name with an N (yes, I once had "Josian" on a nametag at a math competition)   5:50:50 PM
JWinslow23   And those who divide the world into two group   5:51:10 PM
JWinslow23   s   5:51:10 PM
c4ooo   Iosiah   5:51:13 PM
Juju   what   5:51:14 PM
JWinslow23   There.   5:51:15 PM
Juju   Iosian   5:51:19 PM
c4ooo   The letter 'J' is a lie   5:51:22 PM
JWinslow23   How the illiterate Romans say my name, nice   5:51:34 PM
Juju   Those who spell my name "Julian" instead of "Julien"   5:51:50 PM
JWinslow23   Iosian Vihslov   5:51:51 PM
*   JWinslow23 runs   5:51:53 PM
JWinslow23   Those who want so badly to include your beard as part of your name.   5:52:17 PM
Juju   lol, yes   5:52:25 PM
JWinslow23   Like, "Julien", but with a beard   5:52:32 PM
Juju   Those who call me "Yuki" instead, for some reason?   5:52:39 PM
JWinslow23   Yuki? Me lock!   5:52:50 PM
*   JWinslow23 facepalms   5:52:55 PM
c4ooo   SATOR   5:53:03 PM
c4ooo   ARIPO   5:53:06 PM
JWinslow23   TENET   5:53:08 PM
JWinslow23   OPIRA   5:53:12 PM
c4ooo   ROTAS   5:53:15 PM
JWinslow23   LEAVE   5:53:20 PM
JWinslow23   ELLEN   5:53:21 PM
JWinslow23   ALONE   5:53:22 PM
JWinslow23   VENOM   5:53:23 PM
JWinslow23   ENEMY   5:53:25 PM
c4ooo   OMFG   5:53:27 PM
Juju   OMFG   5:53:30 PM
JWinslow23   OMFG   5:53:34 PM
c4ooo   YOU MADE A SATIRE SQUARE IN ENGLISH   5:53:41 PM
c4ooo   *SATOR   5:53:46 PM
c4ooo   WAIT NO   5:53:54 PM
JWinslow23   MIGHT   5:54:01 PM
JWinslow23   IDLER   5:54:03 PM
JWinslow23   GLIDE   5:54:04 PM
JWinslow23   HEDGE   5:54:06 PM
JWinslow23   TREES   5:54:07 PM
JWinslow23   ?   5:54:13 PM
c4ooo   STOP SAYING RANDOM WORDS IN PAIRS OF FIVE   5:54:20 PM
c4ooo   THEY ARE NOT SATOR SQUERES   5:54:27 PM
c4ooo   XD   5:54:28 PM
Juju   the original sator square is also in English but it makes no sense and uses less-known words   5:54:30 PM
JWinslow23   NOT RANDOM, IT'S A SQUARE   5:54:32 PM
c4ooo   XD   5:54:40 PM
JWinslow23   Oh good, we stopped.   5:54:40 PM
JWinslow23   Phew.   5:54:44 PM
c4ooo   JUJU COMBO BREAKER   5:54:46 PM

[Yuki]

19:11:38 <I|> <DJ Omnimaga> dat spam above <.<
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19:12:10 <I|> <JWinslow23> Time to shift the conversation so nobody sees the logs
19:12:21 <I|> <JWinslow23> How's the weather down there, on the ground?
19:12:38 <I|> <JWinslow23> Is anybody still maintaining their unibrow?
19:13:04 <I|> <JWinslow23> Did the Spurs win the NBA World Cup after LeBron cramped his leg and fell down from the Heat?
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19:18:04 <Caleb> circuit bending my car stereo: http://i.imgur.com/eFGCvb7.jpg

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19:19:51 <Juju> Time to netsplit so nobody sees the logs
19:20:07 Walrified post by DJ Omnimaga on Re: Desert Bus II: I Am a Tree (sequel) http://codewalr.us/1362/39577
19:20:07 <Caleb> .-.
19:20:44 <I|> <DJ Omnimaga> :walriichu:

[Dream of Omnimaga]

@JWinslow23 that was random (especially @c4ooo ). You were lucky the staff weren't looking

Also lol Juju. This reminds me on Telegram when people posted pics or stuff that people on IRC couldn't see. I was starting to wonder what kind of stuff was being shared.